Today, I was eating Jell-O and was reading a fact website, when I read that gelatin is made from the collagen in cow or pig bones. I'm vegetarian. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found a bone in my sandwich. It was a veggie burger. FML
Today, I was eating Campbell's vegetable soup. Halfway through, I started to read the ingredients and found beef broth. I have been a vegetarian for seven years. FML
Today, I found out that the so-called vegetarian soy sauce my mom has made for me several times has minced meat in it. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm a vegan. She replied, "So, you're allergic to meat?" FML
Today, after having been a vegetarian for 8 years because I'm opposed to cruelty to animals, I lost a bet and had to eat a whole cheeseburger. I loved it. FML
Today, I got a letter back from the family I will be staying with as a part of an exchange program. Apparently they own a slaughterhouse type farm, and I'm expected to kill one of their animals and eat it as a gift from the family. I'm a vegan. FML
Today, I had a food allergy test done because of an ugly acne upswing, and after over a year of vegetarianism, I find out that I'm allergic to soy. FML
Today, I saw my mom sneaking meat into her spaghetti sauce. She told me she sneaks meat into most of the food she cooks. I've been a vegetarian for 8 years. FML
Today, I had a friend tell me all about how being a vegan was so great. They were eating eggs. FML
Today, my sister put a piece of leather in my homemade beef jerkey to prove a point. I ate it. FML
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Not_Ever_Telling 3
I'm guessing you haven't been a vegetarian too long. Any respectable vegetarian knows gelatin is made from animals. YDI
kellanlvr 1
I learned that in 2nd grade -___-
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Comments (695)
TomPusslicker 21
did you at least enjoy the jello goodness b4 u did the research?
tilgare 2
I was pretty sure vegetarians didn't eat meat and vegans stayed away from anything that comes from animals at all. I know someone who just doesn't like the taste of meat so he's a vegetarian. I also know people that feel it's morally wrong and stay away from firs, meat, jello, or any other animal products. Maybe it's just personal.
BrightSidegirl82 0
you idiot I'm vegetarian and I knew that
BrightSidegirl82 0
you are a complete retard.
Cjmw 7
Not anymore. Now, most gelatine, is made from seaweed extract.
archmonkey 0
wow, I can see you're really into the veggie thing. Really stupid of you.
RustyElmer 0
omg i had jell-o shot's last weekend!! FML!
starberries 0
So you're either too stupid, or don't care enough, to research these things, and you expect people to feel sorry for you? If you didn't know a basic fact like that, which is actually common knowledge, you're probably consuming loads of animal products without realising it.
marinaim 17
Vegetarians suck so bad. WTH would you wanna be a vegetarian? MAN UP.
JiggleZ 5
that is emotional, I thought everyone knew that. :/