Today, I was eating Jell-O and was reading a fact website, when I read that gelatin is made from the collagen in cow or pig bones. I'm vegetarian. FML
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Today, I found a bone in my sandwich. It was a veggie burger. FML
Today, I was eating Campbell's vegetable soup. Halfway through, I started to read the ingredients and found beef broth. I have been a vegetarian for seven years. FML
Today, I found out that the so-called vegetarian soy sauce my mom has made for me several times has minced meat in it. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm a vegan. She replied, "So, you're allergic to meat?" FML
Today, after having been a vegetarian for 8 years because I'm opposed to cruelty to animals, I lost a bet and had to eat a whole cheeseburger. I loved it. FML
Today, I got a letter back from the family I will be staying with as a part of an exchange program. Apparently they own a slaughterhouse type farm, and I'm expected to kill one of their animals and eat it as a gift from the family. I'm a vegan. FML
Today, I had a food allergy test done because of an ugly acne upswing, and after over a year of vegetarianism, I find out that I'm allergic to soy. FML
Today, I saw my mom sneaking meat into her spaghetti sauce. She told me she sneaks meat into most of the food she cooks. I've been a vegetarian for 8 years. FML
Today, I had a friend tell me all about how being a vegan was so great. They were eating eggs. FML
Today, my sister put a piece of leather in my homemade beef jerkey to prove a point. I ate it. FML
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Not_Ever_Telling 3
I'm guessing you haven't been a vegetarian too long. Any respectable vegetarian knows gelatin is made from animals. YDI
kellanlvr 1
I learned that in 2nd grade -___-
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Comments (695)
MarkBradford 0
get over it
Christopher08 0
B1t€h Please
crauen 0
idk what the issue is. although ever since I realized in about the 5th grade that you can get major illnesses from not eating what the human body has evolved to consume, I never understood vegetarians and vegans on the whole. stop bitching and eat what you should be eating. I would suggest a nice brisket to start.
monnanon 14
You don't get a serious illness from missing out meat because you can get almost the same amount of protein from other sources. While on the subject of major illnesses I'd like to point out that our bodies are designed to process sugar but missing out on sugary treats is not going to cause an illness, eating too much will cause an illness tho . If you missed out veggies and only ate meat and carbs you would get ill because of vit c deficiancy. Our bodies are designed to eat a lot, theres a reason why we still have an appendix even tho we don't eat grass anymore.
mrkoosh 0
everyone knows that. and I don't understand why vegetarians hate on jell-o all the time anyway. bones aren't meat!
Illyssa_fml 4
haha yep..don't eat skittles either ;)
elme0212 0
and this is why people should think before becoming vegetarian, instead of just jumping into it.
Maggerzz 0
Vegetarians don't eat meat. Vegans don't eat anything from animals. Are you a vegetarian or a vegan?
tdruark 0
its not animal meat though...
kyouka 8
you are an idiot, of course gelatin contains animal parts. if you're gonna be a vegitarian you might want to learn that kind of stuff
polico_wolf 0
Grow up. It's not the end of the world that you ate some meat.