Anonymous
United States
Today, I fell into a hole. And by hole, I mean a sewer. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
MWT77
Chicago, United States
Today, I came home from my aunt's funeral to find my basement flooded due to a sewer backup. FML
NotDrunk
San Diego, United States
Mind the gap
Today, I was at a family dinner, which had gone into meltdown after my aunt said something sarcastic about my mother's drinking. I went out for some fresh air and stumbled about in the dark, unaware of the fact that a pool was being dug. I fell into the huge hole and lost a shoe. FML
PaperInfection
United States
Today, I fell in a hole in my back yard and got stuck. My mother called the fire department. They all stood around laughing and taking pictures before they helped me. FML
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Pooptown
Today, the sewers in my town became overloaded. My basement is now filled with other people's poop. FML
Qwe
North Attleboro, United States
Today, I dropped my wallet and it fell into the perfectly sized hole in the storm drain. FML
Anonymous
Falling down
Today, I was doing laundry. I went to go grab a couple of detergent pods. Forgetting that I'm 5'3 and the pods are above the industrial-sized washer, I reached for them and fell backwards into a hole where the water from the washer goes. My left leg got soaked in dirt water. FML
Anonymous
Bustin' my ass
Today, I went in for an interview. While I was waiting to be called, I used the restroom. When I stood up to wipe, I slipped on the floor and fell ass first into the unflushed toilet. I was found an hour later, covered in my own shit and too injured to move. FML
TheKingDavis
United States
Long day
Today, after dealing with tons of drama and working a 14 hour shift, I took a shower. When I stepped out, a weak spot in the floor gave way. While falling through the floor I grabbed the toilet tank lid, which fell into the tank and broke it. Now my leg hurts and the bathroom's flooded. FML
AwwChute
United States
Today, I got stuck in my apartment's garbage chute. FML
ohray
Kibris, Turkey
Today, I popped into the shower hoping to come out all warm and clean. Something was very wrong with the pipes, and I came out smelling like sewage instead. FML
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akallaan 7
"That's a shirty situation." "What a shit hole." "The shit hit the fan." "All the other shit related puns here" Just saving everyone some time and effort.
ICastillo 25
Did you see the Ninja Turtles while you were down there?
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Comments (126)
misterjez 15
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Ydi for texting while walking
amyrules99 7
How do you know OP was texting? Jump to conclusions much?
blaackandprouud 20
Shit happens.
JustHello123 1
How do you know OP was texting?? They could have just been not watching where they are going.
ripresno 10
You never know 1 could be OP's stalker and was being ninja like while following the OP.
reddudeover 2
Put out that cigar son, only real men can pull it off. You just look like you're sucking on a chode.
SokDek 14
Manhole?
kickuwithmyfist 1
Womanhole?
imaginaryvoice 18
Asshole?
akallaan 7
"That's a shirty situation." "What a shit hole." "The shit hit the fan." "All the other shit related puns here" Just saving everyone some time and effort.
Vash_41288 10
"That's a shirty situation?" :Jedi mind trick: that's not the pun your looking for.. (waves hand)
akallaan 7
Oops, must have been autocorrect. I fail. :(
Addyy_ 5
Dat autocorrect.
alshygirl 14
You forgot "that stinks" but don't worry, 7 has it covered
sexygurllolz 1
I can imagine seeing this on tumblr as a picture with the caption "Fell into a sewer, LOL TXT IT"
Demonfish 14
Shit happens... That was a low blow, I know.
EnterSandman_fml 20
Well, that guy's day went down the shitter quickly...
geerod22 5
Holey shit. I figured that would be one of the first I saw.
RavenRiley007 4
And what was your reaction?!... Oooh, Shit! =O:::
boofgall 16
You feel in an open manhole? How did you not see that?
misterjez 15
Fell*
SqueakyChipmunk 22
This comment was cool. And misterjez had to come and **** it up.
rocker_chick105 31
misterjez- please, just stop commenting...
onlychildFTW 34
What was it before? I want to know!!!
rocker_chick105 31
91- he had posted "*fell," but if you see all of his other comments, they aren't that impressive either.
Poopolicious 5
At least you know you are thin =]
CurlyGurlF 6
My Uncle broke his foot doing that same exact thing!
boofgall 16
Aw crap, I didn't even see my error. Sorry guys!
MerrikBarbarian 9
I did the same thing while out running. The open hole was just over a hill so by the time I realized there was no cover on it all I could do was grab the edges to stop from falling in fully. If you aren't on flat terrain and going faster then a walk it's very possible to do
Bakarra 22
Oh because I thought you were using code for sex until the second sen
Opheliac73 8
You never know; he fell into a manhole full of shit? -INNUENDO ALERT-
hahauRrcool 0
I hate when that happena to me.
hahauRrcool 0
Happens*
SqueakyChipmunk 22
I hate-a when it a-happens too-a me-a too! Damn it, too much Mario world.
CALLAHAN4 0
that stinks
Pandacupcakelove 26
Eye see what you did there! Couldn't help myself...
mustangkid55 1
It does stink !!!!
ICastillo 25
Did you see the Ninja Turtles while you were down there?
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Raphael: GTFO, mother ******! Im doin' turtle shit down here!
xattitudegurlx 13
Hmm how did you manage that?
CuteDumBlonde64 11
Looney Tunes much?
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
That's the first thing that came to my mind. I bet OP just hovered above it for a few seconds until the situation sunk in. Then they fell and literally sunk in.
DocBastard 40
And by "sewer" you mean a very large ******. Well, that's how I interpreted it.
Airman1988 9
If he references a sewer I would quicker assume that the hole he fell into was an anus.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Or that he's referring to Snooki.
Calyx_fml 22
...or Doc Bastard's mind.
StopDropNRoll 11
...or a sewer.
wallandpiece 16
This is probably the first time I've ever seen DocBastard thumbed down.
DocBastard 40
Then you must be new here. You don't have to search very far to find my various failures here.
wallandpiece 16
I thought all your comments started with 40 thumbs up by default.
KiddNYC1O 22
Stfu, n00b.
wallandpiece 16
122, who exactly are you referring to?