Today, I was eating Jell-O and was reading a fact website, when I read that gelatin is made from the collagen in cow or pig bones. I'm vegetarian. FML
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Today, I found a bone in my sandwich. It was a veggie burger. FML
Today, I was eating Campbell's vegetable soup. Halfway through, I started to read the ingredients and found beef broth. I have been a vegetarian for seven years. FML
Today, I found out that the so-called vegetarian soy sauce my mom has made for me several times has minced meat in it. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm a vegan. She replied, "So, you're allergic to meat?" FML
Today, after having been a vegetarian for 8 years because I'm opposed to cruelty to animals, I lost a bet and had to eat a whole cheeseburger. I loved it. FML
Today, I got a letter back from the family I will be staying with as a part of an exchange program. Apparently they own a slaughterhouse type farm, and I'm expected to kill one of their animals and eat it as a gift from the family. I'm a vegan. FML
Today, I had a food allergy test done because of an ugly acne upswing, and after over a year of vegetarianism, I find out that I'm allergic to soy. FML
Today, I saw my mom sneaking meat into her spaghetti sauce. She told me she sneaks meat into most of the food she cooks. I've been a vegetarian for 8 years. FML
Today, I had a friend tell me all about how being a vegan was so great. They were eating eggs. FML
Today, my sister put a piece of leather in my homemade beef jerkey to prove a point. I ate it. FML
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Not_Ever_Telling 3
I'm guessing you haven't been a vegetarian too long. Any respectable vegetarian knows gelatin is made from animals. YDI
kellanlvr 1
I learned that in 2nd grade -___-
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RockoW 0
not only are you a vegetarian, you are also a dumbass
KingOfSadness 0
Mormon?
LOLSWAT 0
vegetarians are fools. humans are omnivores. we have teeth for meat and non meat foods. youre supposed to eat both, you tools. we have molars and canines.
rlerke 0
idiot
randomnameflob 0
One thing I dont get. Why be vegetarian to protest slaughter of animals? Those animals exist to be slaughtered. They cannot live in their numbers out in the wild, just imagine 50 million cows bounding thru a field. They also wouldnt exist if it werent for humans needing meat. Another thing, protesting wont grant life to dead cows. The thing is, theyre dead and wouldnt have lived in the first place if it werent for someone needing dead cow. Animals couldnt have reached their current, mass produced factory farmed numbers if it wasnt for people wanting meat and they only exist because someone wanted food. They owe their lives to us, so we take them. srry my comment sux, its 1:30 and im hallucinating a bit.
monnanon 14
many veggies protest the treatment of farm animals not the fact they die. They may be there for our food but imo they should have a happy life in the interim. They get pumped with growth hormones, taken from their mothers and raised in tiny pens. That isn't fair. Im not a veggie but i try to make sure I eat free range eggs and meat from RSPCA approved farms. You can never guarrantee your meat is truly happy tho
Constant_Sigh 0
@170 - I thought plants took carbon-dioxide and made oxygen, which we need to breathe. In my opinion, vegetarians and vegans are more of a nuisance to this planet than omnivores are because they aren't eating the excess animals that produce carbon-dioxide also. In other words, stop eating our oxygen
aftermarch 2
You may not have realised this, but cows, pigs and chickens are herbivores. They eat plants. In order to get 1kg of meat, you have to have fed that animal far more than that per unit mass. So by not eating animals, you're actually consuming less "oxygen", as less plants need to be grown. Something like 90% of the world's edible food crops are fed to livestock in order to produce meat. Consider it like this: Plants obtain energy from the sun. Herbivores obtain energy from plants. First-level carnivores eat herbivores. Second-level carnivores eat the first-order carnivores. Roughly 90% of energy is lost between each stage, as it's used by the organism to grow, reproduce, etc. So the higher-up you are on these levels (they're called trophic levels), the less energy-efficient your diet is. The most energy-efficient source of energy is the sun, but humans can't photosynthesize so the most achievable level of efficiency is to eat plants. With the carbon dioxide point, yes, the livestock industry produces more greenhouse gases than all forms of transport in the world combined. If we stopped mass-breeding animals for us to eat, and ate the plants instead, we'd be both reducing greenhouse gas emissions and increasing the capacity for oxygen production.
NightGod 0
How did you not know that? I learned that in like 2nd grade...
viiruz 0
i totally feel you....us Muslims are not suppose to eat pork for religious issue, and I had been eating those for years....not good..
ithappens28 0
you learn something new every day.. i didnt knew that gelatin was made of that...
xspence 0
FYI: Bones aren't meat.