Today, I came home from my two week trip to Florida. At the airport, the door said "Enter Only", while a sign above it said "Do not enter." Long story short, I got arrested for "disobeying signs." Nothing says "Welcome home" like being arrested. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after reading a sign at the airport, my 6-year-old son thought it would be funny to yell, "Daddy's got a bomb!" Airport security then tackled me to the ground. Oh, and I missed my flight and my mother's birthday. FML
Today, since my parents always told me that I was welcome to come home whenever I want or need, I decided to stop by. They'd changed the locks and wouldn't let me in. FML
Today, I was arrested for breaking into a house. This is what happens when I lose my key. FML
Today I returned home after a semester at university. I guess I did too good a job of getting into shape as my parents phoned the police, thinking I was a burglar. FML
Today, I was woken up by the police pounding on my door, saying I was under arrest for stealing road signs. My friends went drinking last night and thought it would be funny to steal seven stop signs, four bus stop signs, and two children crossing signs, then plant them on my front lawn. FML
Today, I parked at the airport and rushed inside. TSA pulled me into a back room for screening, including a rectal exam, then let me go, but I missed my flight. Back at my car, there was a note on the windshield: “I know what you did, John. Lock your doors next time.” (My name isn't John) and I found a pile of shit on my seat. FML
Today, moments after leaving early, my boss emails me asking if I'm in the office. After an illegal U-turn, running a stop sign, parking in a visitor spot, and sneaking back to my desk, I find out she was locked out of the building but had since found her keys and let herself back in. FML
Today, I was accused of shop-lifting by an old lady in a supermarket. Having proven myself innocent, I tried to storm off to show my displeasure at the situation. In my haste to make a dramatic exit, I tried to go out of the entrance and walked straight into the automatic door. FML
Today, after my parents left for the weekend, my "friends" decided to throw a party at my house, despite my protests. In order to get them to leave, I called the police. I was the only one arrested, while they got warnings. FML
Today, I walked into a concert that I've been waiting months for. Immediately after passing through the doors, I was accused of sneaking in and thrown out. They wouldn't even look at my ticket, or the hand stamp they'd given me. FML
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Top comments
ccathleen_ 0
Sue them for misleading signs.
Brooklynxman 0
You totally obeyed......one of the signs.
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KliGGz 0
do not enter trumps any other sign dude...YDI
Brooklynxman 0
You totally obeyed......one of the signs.
ccathleen_ 0
Sue them for misleading signs.
the17doctor 12
The do not enter sign could be aimed at civilians with the enter only aimed at whoever is authorised to go in. It's not misleading at all.
extrasnipes 22
op never said which sigh he disobeyed she could have just stood their
laughoutloud 0
bahahahahahaaha
VirtuallyUnbreak 0
so did you not enter?? I don't get it. what sign did you disobey????
MagicMeds 0
Use your brain please. Thank you.
SYstEMatIC_CHaOS 0
lol for real
Sdras 0
I don't think this is true. Since when do you get arrested for disobeying signs like that? Or do you get arrested for using the wrong bathroom too?
boatkicker 5
Airport security is pretty nuts in any major airport. I dont happen to know where OP landed, but I'm guessing that's what happened.
seanreddog 4
If you take a camera, lube, ******, and peanut butter into the wrong bathroom, I wouldn't be surprised.
WTFsGoingOn 0
In America it is illegal to use the bathroom other than the one that matches your legal gender. IE if you were born physically male you use the men's restroom. If you were born physically male but have had a sex change and legally changed your gender to female, then you use the women's restroom. If you were born a woman you use the women's restroom. Whatever your LEGAL gender is that is the bathroom you use. You CAN and sometimes WILL be arrested if you go against this law, depending on how much the other people in the bathroom whine and complain ;)
bridgetoparadise 0
But there were two signs. That doesn't even make any sense
popoman 0
The sign probably meant "Entrance Only". Either you read/remember it wrong, or the sign was misleading. Any time a door says "Do Not Enter", don't enter regardless of other signs. Still, it does seem a little excessive to be arrested.
numbers878 8
so you will arrest a little boy who goes in the women's bathroom with his mom?
leximichelle 13
Misgendered children (girl goes with dad or boy goes with mom) in public restrooms is usually not an issue for smaller children.
Rico5037 0
was the enter sign written in Arabic? lol that's why
kimstarrr 0
honestly, this would be funnier on mlia.
killurbeer 0
hahahahahahahaha #12
Rico5037 0
so what you figured if you looked up a big word he'd take you more seriously? shut the **** up and get a sense of humor obviously that post was sarcastic