Today, I was eating Jell-O and was reading a fact website, when I read that gelatin is made from the collagen in cow or pig bones. I'm vegetarian. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found a bone in my sandwich. It was a veggie burger. FML
Today, I was eating Campbell's vegetable soup. Halfway through, I started to read the ingredients and found beef broth. I have been a vegetarian for seven years. FML
Today, I found out that the so-called vegetarian soy sauce my mom has made for me several times has minced meat in it. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm a vegan. She replied, "So, you're allergic to meat?" FML
Today, after having been a vegetarian for 8 years because I'm opposed to cruelty to animals, I lost a bet and had to eat a whole cheeseburger. I loved it. FML
Today, I got a letter back from the family I will be staying with as a part of an exchange program. Apparently they own a slaughterhouse type farm, and I'm expected to kill one of their animals and eat it as a gift from the family. I'm a vegan. FML
Today, I had a food allergy test done because of an ugly acne upswing, and after over a year of vegetarianism, I find out that I'm allergic to soy. FML
Today, I saw my mom sneaking meat into her spaghetti sauce. She told me she sneaks meat into most of the food she cooks. I've been a vegetarian for 8 years. FML
Today, I had a friend tell me all about how being a vegan was so great. They were eating eggs. FML
Today, my sister put a piece of leather in my homemade beef jerkey to prove a point. I ate it. FML
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Not_Ever_Telling 3
I'm guessing you haven't been a vegetarian too long. Any respectable vegetarian knows gelatin is made from animals. YDI
kellanlvr 1
I learned that in 2nd grade -___-
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Comments (695)
appeltaart 3
clearly you don't understand the difference between being a vegeterian and being a veganist..
Clumsyblonde22 12
YDI! If you were a true vegetarian you would have known.
EightInchNails 9
Plants have feelings too...
xMissxMurderx 1
and apparently you've been living under a rock your whole life, OP.
7g23 0
That's awesome! This is supporting evidence to my argument that vegetarianism either stems from idiocy or creates it.
bellaluella 0
good one, how long did it take you to come up with that zinger?
u_r_idiot 1
vegan?
crobcrob 1
but that is common knowledge!
jabbatie 0
the dumbest vegetarian for not pre researching everything. dumbass
xBIG_Dx 0
you'll get over it, people aren't meant to be vegetarians anyway, it's like being gay it's just against nature
bleedforMayheM 0
its called jelly retard