Today, I was driving 3 of my guy friends to a party that was half an hour away. There was an awkward silence for most of the trip. I just figured out why now. I've had sex with all 3 of my guy friends. They talk about it when I'm not around. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my girlfriend had sex with three different guys in one day. All at a party. A party that I was at. FML
Today, I was driving my best friend home when he admitted to being gay. I was glad he could trust me with a secret like this. Until he admitted to having sex with my boyfriend. FML
Today, I went to a bar with two guys I was interested in. The first I'd been trying to go out with all semester. The second I had gone to dinner with and he seemed nice. I was the designated driver. They drank too much and, on the way home, hooked up in the back seat. FML
Today, half-way through my trip to Florida, I received a call from my friend of six years. "I sort of had sex with your girlfriend while you were gone." He said it "just sort of happened." FML
Today, I was having sex with a guy I met at my friend's party. He stopped mid-thrust, climbed off, and started talking about how nervous he is about buying his first car next week. FML
Today, I came home about two hours early from a friend's party. After I walked in and upstairs, I quickly and quietly left and went back to the party. I guess my parents decided to have a little party as well. It's called a threesome with my neighbor. They still don't know that I know. FML
Today, I went camping with friends, two guys and one girl. Night came and things got freaky. Two of them began to make out. I wanted to make a move on my guy friend but he said, “Nah, let’s not ruin the friendship.” Then he proceeded to have a threesome with them. Oh, and the other guy didn’t want me either. FML
Today, I met new people at my dorm, only to find they already knew me because they listen to my boyfriend and me have sex all the time. FML
Today, I worked overtime with three guys who never shut up about partying and getting laid. When I finally escaped the testosterone and got home, the first thing I heard was my grandpa telling my dad all about how he once fisted a girl to orgasm. FML
Today, my best friend asked if I'd join him and his girlfriend for a 3-way. Since I've always had a crush on his girlfriend, I eagerly agreed. When I got there, I learned that their idea of a 3-way was them watching me jerk off while I watched them have sex. FML
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Endymion_fml 0
Well, you kinda deserve that. After all, what did you expect?
mattmag 0
Hey, at least you're an awesome friend.
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Tim3 0
shut the *** up, she still did it.
WomanMonster 0
Uh oh! bad luck getting stuck in a car with all 3 of them. I hope they're hot guys...
Orangeman69 0
thats what you get for being a *****
judgeymcjudge 0
See, here's the thing. I see no problem with the whole "sleeping with three guys" thing. I am a bit suss in regards to the fact that they are friends, but so long as you didn't screw any of them over individually (no pun intended... Well, maybe a little) then you're not a bitch and it's cool. FYL for being in the awkward situation but seriously... I bet all your female friends know every little detail about how each of those guys was in the sack, right?
Chicostick 0
YDI In my opinion, anyone can sleep with whoever they want. But you have to realize that there will be consequences. If you decide to sleep with all your friends, you should understand that in some ways you're going to lose a bit of respect. I wouldn't say she's a "****" if these are the only three guys she's slept with, but I've known girls who've slept with 25+ guys in the span of a few months, then wondered why they couldn't find a good boyfriend. It's cause, essentially, you're a *****. Guy's don't like skanks. Sex doesn't equal affection, many guys will hump a pillow if it's soft enough. And if you freely give yourself up to lots of different guys, that's a big turn-off. Anyway, if you have sex with your friends, you should know there's consequences. Personally, I would never sleep with any of my female friends, even if they offered it to me. And before you say "yeah right," some already have. I value the friendship more than I value sex, and sex only complicates things most of the time. Surprisingly enough, you can have meaningful relationship with members of the opposite sex without boinking all of them. If you don't want complications associated with sex, don't have sex with them. If you could care less, then go for it. Pretty much what it boils down too.
englishmuffin 0
Agreed.
sun_babe 0
You are a ****, and stop being so full of yourself, the world doesn't revolve around you. Your the the constant HOT TOPIC of all time. Go get a life.
muffinsareyummy 1
ydi for being a filthy little ****.
Jazzywrites007 2
dude, you kind o f sound like you're dirty talking her...
changmin 0
you know what's awesome? how she's called a ***** and her guy friends don't get any of the blame. gj, internet.
Sarina_fml 0
Slluutttt!!
CFR 0
Hey quit calling her a ****...maybe she had sex with them at completely different times huh? But really girl...REALLY!