Today, I was driving 3 of my guy friends to a party that was half an hour away. There was an awkward silence for most of the trip. I just figured out why now. I've had sex with all 3 of my guy friends. They talk about it when I'm not around. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my girlfriend had sex with three different guys in one day. All at a party. A party that I was at. FML
Today, I was driving my best friend home when he admitted to being gay. I was glad he could trust me with a secret like this. Until he admitted to having sex with my boyfriend. FML
Today, I went to a bar with two guys I was interested in. The first I'd been trying to go out with all semester. The second I had gone to dinner with and he seemed nice. I was the designated driver. They drank too much and, on the way home, hooked up in the back seat. FML
Today, half-way through my trip to Florida, I received a call from my friend of six years. "I sort of had sex with your girlfriend while you were gone." He said it "just sort of happened." FML
Today, I was having sex with a guy I met at my friend's party. He stopped mid-thrust, climbed off, and started talking about how nervous he is about buying his first car next week. FML
Today, I came home about two hours early from a friend's party. After I walked in and upstairs, I quickly and quietly left and went back to the party. I guess my parents decided to have a little party as well. It's called a threesome with my neighbor. They still don't know that I know. FML
Today, I went camping with friends, two guys and one girl. Night came and things got freaky. Two of them began to make out. I wanted to make a move on my guy friend but he said, “Nah, let’s not ruin the friendship.” Then he proceeded to have a threesome with them. Oh, and the other guy didn’t want me either. FML
Today, I met new people at my dorm, only to find they already knew me because they listen to my boyfriend and me have sex all the time. FML
Today, I worked overtime with three guys who never shut up about partying and getting laid. When I finally escaped the testosterone and got home, the first thing I heard was my grandpa telling my dad all about how he once fisted a girl to orgasm. FML
Today, my best friend asked if I'd join him and his girlfriend for a 3-way. Since I've always had a crush on his girlfriend, I eagerly agreed. When I got there, I learned that their idea of a 3-way was them watching me jerk off while I watched them have sex. FML
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Endymion_fml 0
Well, you kinda deserve that. After all, what did you expect?
mattmag 0
Hey, at least you're an awesome friend.
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Comments (239)
mexicansweetie48 0
how awkward.. ydi for sleeping around with them.
Frost19 0
Niiiiice!
dino_rawr 0
Someone needs to learn to keep their legs closed. They were probably all quiet, wondering if they'd contracted any diseases you'd picked up from any of other guys you've more than likely slept with. Gross.
uberchicken 0
Friends with benefits are A-Okay...just cause I want to get laid. Okay guess not.
fyourlife33 0
You are a dirty ***** haha but I bet thats the only reason you have these guy friends
ismHAKUREI 0
Not like you've never done it, 113, being judgmental that is. The fact is she did it too herself. The part where if the guys had other affairs with girls doesn't really matter, and if they did, it their fault too that they had sex with girls who might also possibly had sex with other guys etc,
derriduh 0
What exactly is their "fault". The consequences of their actions are their RESPONSIBILITY, but if you think that fault can come with consensual sex, then I reiterate: so glad I don't know you in real lilfe, Captain Morality.
hannigoonie 0
sluttttttttttttttt
tkiero 0
Haha look at all the virgins calling you a *****. I've done pretty similar things. But we kind of all talk about it as a group and joke around about it.
Chantallika 0
This is what I meant by defence by proxy. The need to reinforce that others are inferior -- the assumption, most likely false, that they are virgins -- coupled with the fact that the person is admittedly a ****. The only way they can feel better about themselves is by attempting to put a perceived inferiority on others. This is textbook abnormal psychology stuff, real Freudian defence mechanisms run amok.
testing_fml 0
Freud believed that clitoral orgasms were naturally inferior to vaginal orgasms and extolled the virtues of cocaine. Freud's theories aren't exactly rock-solid and don't hold much weight with anyone but pseudo-intellectuals.
FritoLovesYou 0
YDI because you're a *****.
crzidancer14 0
YDI...ya ho