Today, I was driving 3 of my guy friends to a party that was half an hour away. There was an awkward silence for most of the trip. I just figured out why now. I've had sex with all 3 of my guy friends. They talk about it when I'm not around. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my girlfriend had sex with three different guys in one day. All at a party. A party that I was at. FML
Today, I was driving my best friend home when he admitted to being gay. I was glad he could trust me with a secret like this. Until he admitted to having sex with my boyfriend. FML
Today, I went to a bar with two guys I was interested in. The first I'd been trying to go out with all semester. The second I had gone to dinner with and he seemed nice. I was the designated driver. They drank too much and, on the way home, hooked up in the back seat. FML
Today, half-way through my trip to Florida, I received a call from my friend of six years. "I sort of had sex with your girlfriend while you were gone." He said it "just sort of happened." FML
Today, I was having sex with a guy I met at my friend's party. He stopped mid-thrust, climbed off, and started talking about how nervous he is about buying his first car next week. FML
Today, I came home about two hours early from a friend's party. After I walked in and upstairs, I quickly and quietly left and went back to the party. I guess my parents decided to have a little party as well. It's called a threesome with my neighbor. They still don't know that I know. FML
Today, I went camping with friends, two guys and one girl. Night came and things got freaky. Two of them began to make out. I wanted to make a move on my guy friend but he said, “Nah, let’s not ruin the friendship.” Then he proceeded to have a threesome with them. Oh, and the other guy didn’t want me either. FML
Today, I met new people at my dorm, only to find they already knew me because they listen to my boyfriend and me have sex all the time. FML
Today, I worked overtime with three guys who never shut up about partying and getting laid. When I finally escaped the testosterone and got home, the first thing I heard was my grandpa telling my dad all about how he once fisted a girl to orgasm. FML
Today, my best friend asked if I'd join him and his girlfriend for a 3-way. Since I've always had a crush on his girlfriend, I eagerly agreed. When I got there, I learned that their idea of a 3-way was them watching me jerk off while I watched them have sex. FML
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Endymion_fml 0
Well, you kinda deserve that. After all, what did you expect?
mattmag 0
Hey, at least you're an awesome friend.
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Comments (239)
musicman93 0
@ 113...agreed.
musicman93 0
@ 113...agreed.
overdriven07 0
Personally, I think the world needs more women who put out easily. That being said, I would happily be friends with the OP :) So all you people calling her a ****, quit being so damn self-righteous.
nosila_fml 0
Hahahahahahahahahahaha. That is some funny shit. Maybe you just shouldn't **** everything with a penis.
fun_slinger 0
right on... and all of you haters need to shut the **** up. how many of you actually know this woman? i'm betting on none of you. you have no right to call her ***** when you don't even know her. if she chooses to have sex with three of her friends (who may have, at one point, been her boyfriends) then just deal with it. she wasn't complaining about them discussing it, obviously. she was only describing an awkward situation she had been in. and, no, she did not deserve it. it's not as if she had sex with them while thinking 'he's going to talk about it with my other friends for certain'. and i don't understand how you can call her a ***** or say that her sleeping with her friends is indecent while knowing that all three of her guy friends willingly had sex with her as well. you act as if they took no part in it. it is true that when women have sex with more than one man, it's usually looked down upon. unless you're in a comitted relationship or hold certain values, then i think it's okay to have protected sex with as many people as you want. sex is sex. it's meant to happen. deal with it. basically, yall are all dumbfucks.
Mulada 0
But how can you call them dumbfucks if you don't know them?
_THE_MASTER_ 0
well, crazy feminist lady, it kinda looks like she's looking for sympathy. and she never specified if it was protected. and for all we know, and all you know, for that matter, that could be the ONLY girl that those 3 had ever slept with. and you have to know that typically, guys talk about getting it more than women do. and the OP REALLY should know, considering she seems to be gettin it daily and nightly and ever-so rightly!!!!!!!!
_THE_MASTER_ 0
actually, all of us bashing her DO know her. its actually the 3 friends she banged, posting under different names.
shirvon100 0
you sound like a great friend lol
neverland_fml 0
Someone's a *****~ :D
cosmolatte 3
Village *****= Your new job
B00_fml 0
You disgusting ****.
Mulada 0
You know, people say that if it was a man, no one would say anything. But I say that if her three friends were girls, everyone (guys at least) would cheer her on. Mm-MM!