Today, I was driving 3 of my guy friends to a party that was half an hour away. There was an awkward silence for most of the trip. I just figured out why now. I've had sex with all 3 of my guy friends. They talk about it when I'm not around. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my girlfriend had sex with three different guys in one day. All at a party. A party that I was at. FML
Today, I was driving my best friend home when he admitted to being gay. I was glad he could trust me with a secret like this. Until he admitted to having sex with my boyfriend. FML
Today, I went to a bar with two guys I was interested in. The first I'd been trying to go out with all semester. The second I had gone to dinner with and he seemed nice. I was the designated driver. They drank too much and, on the way home, hooked up in the back seat. FML
Today, half-way through my trip to Florida, I received a call from my friend of six years. "I sort of had sex with your girlfriend while you were gone." He said it "just sort of happened." FML
Today, I was having sex with a guy I met at my friend's party. He stopped mid-thrust, climbed off, and started talking about how nervous he is about buying his first car next week. FML
Today, I came home about two hours early from a friend's party. After I walked in and upstairs, I quickly and quietly left and went back to the party. I guess my parents decided to have a little party as well. It's called a threesome with my neighbor. They still don't know that I know. FML
Today, I went camping with friends, two guys and one girl. Night came and things got freaky. Two of them began to make out. I wanted to make a move on my guy friend but he said, “Nah, let’s not ruin the friendship.” Then he proceeded to have a threesome with them. Oh, and the other guy didn’t want me either. FML
Today, I met new people at my dorm, only to find they already knew me because they listen to my boyfriend and me have sex all the time. FML
Today, I worked overtime with three guys who never shut up about partying and getting laid. When I finally escaped the testosterone and got home, the first thing I heard was my grandpa telling my dad all about how he once fisted a girl to orgasm. FML
Today, my best friend asked if I'd join him and his girlfriend for a 3-way. Since I've always had a crush on his girlfriend, I eagerly agreed. When I got there, I learned that their idea of a 3-way was them watching me jerk off while I watched them have sex. FML
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Endymion_fml 0
Well, you kinda deserve that. After all, what did you expect?
mattmag 0
Hey, at least you're an awesome friend.
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Comments (239)
lingfeng 0
I'm going to have to go with YDI for this, since it's pretty much entirely your own fault. Y'all can't keep it in your goddamn pants (the OP and their friends). /headdesk
chardigann 0
LOL I love how everyone thinks they're so big, saying 'YOU DISGUTSING ****' and 'YOU ******* *****'. You don't know the back story. She might have dated each of them at some point, or another. You people are so ******* judgemental, and don't even pretend like you haven't done something that has come close to a FML moment. At least she has the balls to post it here. Jesus. But lol, I think I know who this is..
Omg666_fml 0
Gawd,I hate it when people think the essential thing in life is sex.
sondramcfail 0
I think sleeping with friends might be a bad idea anyway but who am I to judge... :S And to people who call her a ****, maybe she was dating them at one point?
heyyou1203 0
While I agree, and lots of other ppl have suggested, "well maybe it's ok because maybe they dated in the past." But I want to beg the question, Why the **** should that matter? You can only screw people you date? Or it somehow makes her less of a **** to sleep with boyfriends instead of just friends? Why are committed relationships the only way it's "acceptable" to have sex? Obviously for some people it's the only way they can do it, but it's not for everyone.
heyyou1203 0
You're dumb. When we say "someone can sleep w/ whoever they want," it's sort of understood that we mean within legal boundaries for both men and women. Obviously rape is illegal, as is pedophilia, **********, etc. Way to not be able to figure out that basic detail. You fail at life.
FaithX 0
OMG you're an idiot. Get off the internet and go out in search of common sense.
c3ns0r3dn4m3 0
YDI , *****.
jrl585 0
you ******* ***** who in the right ******* frame of mind sleeps with three freands beseids *****
sjl89 0
Ew, you slept with 3 guys that all hang out together? I don't care what your excuse is, thats ******* slutty. YDI for sleeping around, *****.
Noxx_fml 0
Sleeping with your friends is totally cool. I've got no problem with that and in fact would rather sleep with my female friends than some other random chick at the bar.. similar to what #13 said. YDI for expecting that guys wouldn't brag about sex. I laugh at you.
K001 0
YDI ***** maybe you shouldn't have gotten with 3 of your friends who all hangout together
TerranEarth 0
It's what guys do lady. If you dont want that to happen dont have sex with all of them.