Today, I found out my girlfriend had sex with three different guys in one day. All at a party. A party that I was at. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been sleeping around. After telling my best friend, I also found out that he and a few others have known for the past month. He asked, shocked, "Dude, I thought you knew?" FML
Late bloomer
Today, I saw one of my best friends having sex with a girl at a party. It was the first time I'd ever seen a girl naked. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she woke up after yesterday’s party with someone else’s trousers. FML
Thanks, I hate it
Today, I learned that my girlfriend is cheating on me when she was arrested for having sex in public. Not with me though. FML
Today, I woke up with the worst hangover of my life. My best friend comes over and informs me that I had sex with my girlfriend's two best friends last night. Awesome! Then I realized her best friends are guys. FML
Today, I was with my girlfriend at lunch when a group of guys came over. They started calling her a whore and a bunch of other shit, so I cussed them out. Turns out she was not only cheating on me, but all the other guys too. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me with two different guys. Her incredibly moving excuse was that she was getting "more experience" so she could please me better. FML
Today, I had sex with my fiancée. My panties fell behind the bed. Later, when I went to get them, I found three other pairs. Only one pair was mine. FML
Unreasonable
Today, my fiancée called off our wedding, because she found out I had sex with another woman. Three years before we even met. FML
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Dcoble 0
What a dirty *****
Hundii 0
*****! You should dump her. Might have an std
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Comments (252)
Dcoble 0
What a dirty *****
mfmylifesrsly 30
agreed! my ex boyfriend's ex girlfriend banged 5 guys once after their high school graduation for a graduation present...sick
KiddNYC1O 22
*****? She's the man!
boopityboppity 11
I disagree, 69. If one's significant other has to be watched in order to make sure that he or she never cheats, then he or she should not be with a girl- or boyfriend.
Freeze_fml 17
Someone has trust issues.
Ryryz 0
What ever happened to trust being a key ingredient in a relationship? Shouldn't have to watch over someone every 3secs of their life. :P
labratory5 0
lol sounds like my current Gf haha
lovetolove_fml 0
But she enjoy it,didn't she?
hxcxrocker93 3
I agree with you to an extent, I feel a girlfriend should be watched carefully at a party, but not to make sure she's not sneaking off to bang someone else, I watch my girlfriend closely to make sure she's safe. It's a messed up world and they need watching.
rfngxhhshi 0
but calculus tends to confuse me, so I stopped eating French fries after 8 am
millionaire93 0
ahahaha, I love stuff like this.
11colio11 4
that's exactly why muffins make good rocket fuel!
Efeks 0
Not all girls are the same. Move on you'll find someone better bro.
Magimus 1
your ex boyfriends ex girlfriend? so you?
mikeike518 0
Drug the bitch via "roofie", and **** the shit out of her with a bat. That will teach her a lesson. Bitch has it coming.
CaptSkippy 9
but if u care about them, then u want to know where they are at
iaa69 0
from what I know if a girl wants to deep around regardless how much you watched her.
deathcab7 0
gotta love that dirty, drunken party sex. the skanks be all up into that shittttttt.
Gorsbug823 0
****!!!
zkchild 0
She's not a girl any more, she's a women.
TheNewGuy03 29
boopity, NO ONE disagrees with 69. ;) |the kid|
sheagstaz 0
**** and btw where was that party
babygurl91695 2
W-H-O-R-E what does that spell ur ex ( hopefully ) :D
ipeal2 7
apparently if she banged 3 guys in one night!
Hundii 0
*****! You should dump her. Might have an std
rolas1 0
what coochie parties in pensylvania... stay in pensylvania (if your offended by this, u have STDs to tend to) =p
tifdunc 14
How do you not realize your girlfriend leaving with another guy? Hey, I'm just going to the bathroom with Matt. I'll only be 20 minutes
puddingface17 0
Safe to say then she's not a keeper!
Sun_Kissed18 25
Well I think she sounds lovely! *coughwhorecough*
XxFallenbladexX 0
Where were you? sleeping? or keeping an eye on your ****.
Darth_Revan 8
lol
TheLetterZero 7
All good things come in 3's. Except for this.
ilovetea7 0
I thought bad things came in 3s? hmm
TheLetterZero 7
Maybe both? :S
KingDingALing 9
Go **** other girls, record it, give her the tape, let her watch it, and then dump her.
ethtan88 2
Not worth a penny ! dump her.
firemanrob 0
winnn
idkmyusername 0
you sir, are a first class genius.
millionaire93 0
agreed. WIN.
solor 3
ya show her how much of a cheating **** she is by one upping her in that dept.... /sarcasm
muxionHD 0
that my good sir is the best on this. win!
salem994 0
ahahahaha lol ya do that
malmar2000 2
Lol that would be hilarious
Clumsyblonde22 12
Tired of the double standards. Get out of the dark ages.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#9 So someone is "in the Dark Ages" if you commit yourself to one person? I fail to see the logic behind that. If a couple has an agreement that it's an open relationship, that's okay. I have no problems with that. But, in this particular case, I'm guessing that OP and his girlfriend had an agreement to be monogamous. And, seeing as how he seems so put out about his girlfriend sleeping with other guys, OP has likely been faithful to her.
unidentified_sta 5
You are allowing yourself to get to worked over a post that has no clear meaning. Sometimes when you feel a post is full of ignorance and whatnot, it is best to just walk away instead of wasting time trying to argue with them This is the case, far as I'm concerned #9 is the equivalent of a shit-tier troll and ought to be disregarded as such.
FYLDeep 26
I don't see any double standards. Doesn't look like he expected her to behave in any way that he wouldn't. And I have no idea what the dark ages part is supposed to mean.
iGreen_Day 0
nine, shut the **** up. no one would be any less outraged or whatever if it was a girl saying her boyfriend slept with 3 different girls at a party. it's ******* disgusting. and i think it did have a clear meaning
xFalzz 0
*Inserts a dumb blonde joke towards #9 here*
TwoZeroOZ 2
#9 was probably thinking that people are calling her a ***** for sleeping with 3 guys, not for cheating. She must be a blonde.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#27 I wasn't "worked up." I was merely stating my opinion. I know it's hard to detect tone via text, but my feathers weren't all ruffled over #9's comment.
Sun_Kissed18 25
#9, I'm pretty sure if the genders were reversed, we would be saying the same exact thing. It's never ok to cheat on a significant other; therefore, there are no double standards
unidentified_sta 5
All righty, if you say so.
nerdsgetmehot 23
Yes, I do say so. :P I don't take any troll-ish comments seriously, but I do find pleasure in stating my own opinion.
Freeze_fml 17
I've waited so long to use this new picture!
idkmyusername 0
you guys obviously missed the point. they meant that they are tired of the comments and how the people who are posting the comments have double standard views.
aadk 0
#9, yes, there are double standards, but think of this way: if a key can open many locks, it's a master key, but if a lock can be opened by many keys, then it's a shitty lock. Think about it... :) haha
KyleIsSoFine 0
34, your pic iz duh sexc.
yazmi_09 3
140 I'm pretty sure your key couldn't open any locks, so you shouldn't be talking lol
Bob65803 0
Dude... She told us she was "unattached". We are strict followers of the 'Bro-Code'
skankster823 0
Bro-Code is the best book ever written man. follow it and ur good for life
Doortje 30
You're just jealous 'cause you didn't get any that night,
amazinggbaby 2
And because that's his girlfriend. Immaturity makes you look so intelligent.
Mr_26 0
Why would someone even want to be mature on FML? GTFO with your pseudo-sophistication bullshit.
kittycatman2 3
Here mother must be proud. r u?
Sirin_fml 47
You've got to be kidding me.
unidentified_sta 5
What a gyp, I can't thumb down/up your post. You may be a moderator but still...
boopityboppity 11
We need to be able to "thumbs-up" mods' comments. Edit: Derp, someone beat me to the same comment.
Freeze_fml 17
I know how. Eheheh.
Starfire22 5
Oh hell yea he's serious! :D y wat wrng Sirin?