Today, my best friend asked if I'd join him and his girlfriend for a 3-way. Since I've always had a crush on his girlfriend, I eagerly agreed. When I got there, I learned that their idea of a 3-way was them watching me jerk off while I watched them have sex. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 2 years and my best friend of 10 years making out in my bedroom. I stared and when they noticed me, my boyfriend didn’t even bat an eye and suggested we have a threesome. My best friend immediately agreed. FML
Today, my friend invited me, his girlfriend, and the girl I like over to his house to hang out. We hoped it would get me closer to my crush. The day ended with them having a threesome and me locked out. FML
Today, I finally agreed to the threesome that my husband has been trying to persuade me to have. We arranged it with my hot best friend, thinking I would be more comfortable with her. I ended up lying naked beside them, watching them have fun. FML
Today, the guy I've been seeing asked me to have a threesome. With his girlfriend. FML
Today, I had to have a very difficult and awkward conversation with my best friend about her fiancé hitting on me. She seemed completely unfazed and ended up admitting that a three-way with me was actually her idea, but she didn't want to "weird me out" by asking me about it. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to invite her best friend over for a threesome. This would've been the best day ever, had I not been at work while it was taking place. FML
Today, my girlfriend and her best friend came home after a long night. They both hopped into the bed and were very insistent that I join them. I said I felt weird about it and slept on the couch. The next morning, my pissed off girlfriend said that they wanted a threesome but I killed the mood. Fuck, I'm an idiot. FML
Today, I went out with my best friend, his girlfriend, and a girl they've been wanting to introduce to me. I thought they wanted to set us up, but it turns out they're a throuple and wanted me to be the first to know. I think I'm the first fourth wheel in history. FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend started coming on to me. I was appalled, and told her she was a terrible friend. My girlfriend jumped out of nowhere and started crying. Apparently, her kink is watching her best friend and boyfriend fuck, and she's now mad I didn't go for it. What the fuck? FML
Today, my girlfriend asked if her friend Alex from high school could join in with us and we could have an amazing threesome. As a horny dude, how could I say no? Turns out Alex is also a guy's name. FML
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mssileas 25
Yeah if you joined a couple for a threesome and none of you laid down any ground rules beforehand, this would have gone wrong either way, trust me. Spontaneity is all good and well but you should agree on the basics (which forms of sex are ok and which aren't, how will you handle this before and afterwards,...) before losing the clothes.
Donut_Wizard 23
Just ignore the people behind the two way mirror. And don’t argue with the referee or his gorilla.
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RichardPencil 32
You need to bring your own ideas like DP and Eiffel Tower. Maybe if you gave them a good wanking show, they’d let you in on the main action. Think of it as an audition.
Donut_Wizard 23
Just ignore the people behind the two way mirror. And don’t argue with the referee or his gorilla.
dexter420 21
Where is the me too movement when you need it
NostalgiaFreak9 43
So basically jacking off to a real life porno happening right in front of you?
mssileas 25
Yeah if you joined a couple for a threesome and none of you laid down any ground rules beforehand, this would have gone wrong either way, trust me. Spontaneity is all good and well but you should agree on the basics (which forms of sex are ok and which aren't, how will you handle this before and afterwards,...) before losing the clothes.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
A man having sex, a woman having sex, and a man wanking. Definitely sounds like 3 ways to me.
TCRII 30
Well, that sucks - or maybe it did not.
Chazzster 32
I suspect one or both of the couple chickened out about really having a 3-way by the time 3rd wheel, second dick got there.
Mungolikecandy 19
I suppose from your point of view that may be better than if he planned a bit of action with you whilst his girlfriend watched,
Jerry Lundström 8
You deserve it for wanting your best friends gf. You sir is an ass.