Today, I was driving 3 of my guy friends to a party that was half an hour away. There was an awkward silence for most of the trip. I just figured out why now. I've had sex with all 3 of my guy friends. They talk about it when I'm not around. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my girlfriend had sex with three different guys in one day. All at a party. A party that I was at. FML
Today, I was driving my best friend home when he admitted to being gay. I was glad he could trust me with a secret like this. Until he admitted to having sex with my boyfriend. FML
Today, I went to a bar with two guys I was interested in. The first I'd been trying to go out with all semester. The second I had gone to dinner with and he seemed nice. I was the designated driver. They drank too much and, on the way home, hooked up in the back seat. FML
Today, half-way through my trip to Florida, I received a call from my friend of six years. "I sort of had sex with your girlfriend while you were gone." He said it "just sort of happened." FML
Today, I was having sex with a guy I met at my friend's party. He stopped mid-thrust, climbed off, and started talking about how nervous he is about buying his first car next week. FML
Today, I came home about two hours early from a friend's party. After I walked in and upstairs, I quickly and quietly left and went back to the party. I guess my parents decided to have a little party as well. It's called a threesome with my neighbor. They still don't know that I know. FML
Today, I went camping with friends, two guys and one girl. Night came and things got freaky. Two of them began to make out. I wanted to make a move on my guy friend but he said, “Nah, let’s not ruin the friendship.” Then he proceeded to have a threesome with them. Oh, and the other guy didn’t want me either. FML
Today, I met new people at my dorm, only to find they already knew me because they listen to my boyfriend and me have sex all the time. FML
Today, I worked overtime with three guys who never shut up about partying and getting laid. When I finally escaped the testosterone and got home, the first thing I heard was my grandpa telling my dad all about how he once fisted a girl to orgasm. FML
Today, my best friend asked if I'd join him and his girlfriend for a 3-way. Since I've always had a crush on his girlfriend, I eagerly agreed. When I got there, I learned that their idea of a 3-way was them watching me jerk off while I watched them have sex. FML
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Endymion_fml 0
Well, you kinda deserve that. After all, what did you expect?
mattmag 0
Hey, at least you're an awesome friend.
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Comments (239)
Exchange 0
I wonder how old are you. You have sex with your normal friends? Cheap.
koda_fml 0
Wanna be my bestfriend? ;D
melishusss 0
there's nothing wrong with sex! i don't believe you are a *****.
lilcuti3pi389 0
I don't really see how that's awkward cuz if they're all ur friends and ukno they kno and it was casual what's the problem with talking about it openly? Maybe u should have been more clear about the sex being just casual.. You are not a "*****" seriously people relax. But I certainly hope u have protected sex!
Guch 0
Stef? Is that you?
ChurchofFagenism 0
Lol gutted mate Just make some new friends/**** some strangers - same thing right?
Mulada 0
Well, were you in a boyfriend-girlfriend relationship with them at least?
pjunior89 0
1st place for being nasty.. ydi
metheonlyb 17
Well you are a **** because you like to have sex with many guys. The thing is that **** is used as a derogatory word. If some girl is called a **** it means an insult. I don't say that it ain't an insult, but taking the actual meaning of the word you are a ****. So what?? That shouldn't be any problem for these hypocrites commenting here. It your life, your ******. Enjoy and share it with whomsoever you want to. But yeah FYL for getting into such an embarrassing situation.
Mulada 0
Don't you love how every topic on Fmylife becomes flame war?