Today, I came home about two hours early from a friend's party. After I walked in and upstairs, I quickly and quietly left and went back to the party. I guess my parents decided to have a little party as well. It's called a threesome with my neighbor. They still don't know that I know. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I canceled going to a party with my sisters because I had a secret plan to have a threesome. They left for the party, but soon returned thinking it would be no fun without me. By then we were already making a lot of indecent noise. They heard it all. FML
Today, I thought I had gotten away with throwing a party while my folks were gone the night before. They came home and I was as sweet as possible. I could tell they were not buying it, but I thought I was in the clear. Later, they told me I had drunk-dialled them and spilled the beans. FML
Today, my upstairs neighbor congratulated me on keeping him up 'til dawn with my girlfriend and the chick in the apartment next to us. He doesn't know how I got them to agree to a threesome. Since I was at my folks all weekend, neither do I. FML
Today, I was hard at work cleaning up from a party I had while my parents were out for the night. Not a bottle of beer or a red cup was left for them to find. However, my parents did find two of my friends in their bedroom, still passed out and naked from beer and sex last night. FML
Today, I snuck out of my house in the middle of the night. I ran into my dad carrying wine into another house. I didn't assume he was cheating until he saw me and said, "I won't tell if you don't tell, please don't tell your mother." FML
Today, as I arrived at my house after a two week holiday, I opened the door and heard footsteps upstairs. I went up and found my boyfriend naked in bed. We had great sex. Afterwards I found my best friend naked in the wardrobe. Turns out they'd also had great sex. FML
Today, my friends were acting strange around me. This afternoon, I got a text asking me to meet them out for a couple of drinks. Because of all the strange acting, I decided to tell them I'd go and then not go. I just found out they had been planning me a surprise party. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML
Today, I came home after a party to my parents, who confronted me. They said that my phone had made a pocket call to them and they heard a good half hour of people talking about drugs and alcohol. I confessed at that point. I checked my phone after. I hadn't called them in three days. FML
Today, I left the house to get groceries. My parents asked me where I was going and how long I would be gone for. Thinking they were just being inquisitive parents, I ignored them. I got home 20 minutes later to them having sex. FML
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kirbyfan23 0
Shoulda stayed at the party. LOL FYL, man. kinky, though.
videogamejunkie 0
Those were YOUR parents?
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Comments (112)
kirbyfan23 0
Shoulda stayed at the party. LOL FYL, man. kinky, though.
animaniatico 0
i think its a woman fom the fml?
hecuva 0
or joined in on this party ;)
gregthestrange 3
pics or it didn't happen
meme3 0
Giggity giggity goo.
kg1990 0
agreed
hama806 19
Some things can not be unseen. Poor OP.
hama806 19
Just gross!
ChaCerCam 14
#108 I saw my 84 year old grandma naked, I no longer remember it.
bluedoll 1
Oh....Next time maybe you should yell as you come up the stairs? I always call my parents to let them know I;m coming home...just so everyone has clothes on....
splitsides 4
i think you missed the part where she was SNEAKING back in...
zargon 1
Yeah, I think everyone missed that part, since it wasn't in the FML. In fact, the FML suggests that the parents knew she was out. Where did you get this "sneaking" from?
divineinstrument 2
Why do people insist on making up stuff and acting like it's written or even implied in the FML?
thumb_r0ck3r 0
You should have asked to join 'em (;
bgukusa00 0
some people have seriously sick parents
bryan8497 1
8======D
sofaqueen_ 14
#3 you're also sick for thinking that joining them would be a great idea. FYL op
videogamejunkie 0
Those were YOUR parents?
zed_eh 0
Ydi cuz you said "all of a sudden I heard a sigh" "all of a sudden" implies that there was something unexpected and eventful. That sentence just doesn't flow good
bexox 0
*doesn't flow well. What are you talking about, btw?
caticaticati 3
#26 ...What the hell are you talking about?
divineinstrument 2
#26- Did you by any chance post this on the wrong FML?
zed_eh 0
Shit wrong fml response. Dam I hate it when that happens.. Ya that was the joke
blabbermouth26 0
Ew that sucks
robchfra 5
Yea cause parents stop having sex immediately after the conception of the OP. Get real, parents **** and you should be glad they do.
barakados 11
But A threesome? With the neighbor?
Casualt1234 0
Today, I found out that even though my parents have been married for 21 years, our "family friend," who routinely accompanies us on family vacations, completes their threesome. Everyone in town has know for years, except for me and my older brother. FML haha oh threesomes are the all rage lately..
StraightUp 1
Exactly. This was was just posted yesterday too! Please, at least wait a reasonable about of time before ripping off another FML!
BleedingAssassin 0
WAT THE... Stupid wimminz
meanie_monday 0
You know you wanted to watch ;)
diet_otaku 0
threesomes are hot.
DarksideDoll 31
Not ones that involve your parents.
venom117 0
lmfao #6