Today, my family was leaving for a weekend trip and was supposed to pick me up on the way down. About an hour before they are supposed to arrive, my mom calls to tell me that there's no room left in the car, so they won't be stopping to get me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got offered a ride to go home for the weekend. I go to college six hours away from home and haven't seen my family for almost two months. When I called my mom with the good news, she told me not to come. FML
Today, my family and I drove to a mall an hour away. We split up, and I went into a store by myself. A little later, I get a call from my brother asking me where I am. They had already left to go home and didn't notice me missing from the car. They were already halfway home. FML
Today, I reached into my pocket and found my mom's car keys. I'm a four hour drive away, and she obviously can't come to pick them up. FML
Today, I drove 15 hours to drop my son off at my parents' for their vacation, just for them to tell me that they changed their minds and they're taking my sister's kids instead. FML
Today, an hour into a family road trip, my mother informed me that she didn't put my suitcase in the car because it "didn't fit". FML
Today, my parents and I went to the movies for my mom's birthday. After the movie, my mom and dad got into a fight, and left me at the movies. My cell phone was dead, and my house was about 12 miles away. They finally came and picked me up, hours later. FML
Today, I told my parents I really missed them and wanted to come home for the weekend, as I haven't seen them in months. They told me that was a bad idea and they couldn't fit me into their schedule. I asked what their plans were. They said they didn't have any yet. FML
Today, my parents promised to drive me to my grandma's house instead of me taking the bus.I was so excited that I could finally have a week away from my suffocating parents but my dad cancelled tonight, so I'm stuck and secretly crying because if they'd have let me take the bus, I'd be at my grandma's, AWAY FROM THEM. FML
Today, due to bad weather, my dad let me take his car to drive to my apartment 3 hours away. I only realized when I got there that my keys were still sitting on my parents' kitchen counter. FML
Today, my mom told me that she'd rather wait for the city bus all day than allow me to give her a ride. FML
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Top comments
Dr_Phil 0
My professional opinion leads me to believe your family doesn't love you.
Stupoopy 0
Just be like "Wait, so I'm off the hook? Thank God, now I can go party! Love you!"
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Comments (36)
Stupoopy 0
Just be like "Wait, so I'm off the hook? Thank God, now I can go party! Love you!"
Turfin 0
loll
rllyfrickenbored 17
just what i was going to say! we think alike!
Dr_Phil 0
My professional opinion leads me to believe your family doesn't love you.
izzyisme42 0
dear dr. phil, You win.
lamarr 0
LMAO dr phil
greenman_fml 0
as i close my eyes, i feel it all slipping away. also, you are unloved
Amkii 0
Wow, that sucks. :( I'm sorry. But yeah, now you can at least have a crazy party!
JustCallMeCloud 0
Have your own vacation with everyone in the phone book at your house :D.
yui567 0
Is this real?
leannayourcool 0
LOL @ #6.
dammn 0
shitt suckks . ROFLROFLROFLROFL , #3
MonkeySpeaks 4
Text Back: No problem. I'll be using your credit card to purchase a nice hotel room for the weekend for a few friends and myself. Hope your trip doesn't totally suck after I max out your card. FYL mom and dad