Today, I was driving 3 of my guy friends to a party that was half an hour away. There was an awkward silence for most of the trip. I just figured out why now. I've had sex with all 3 of my guy friends. They talk about it when I'm not around. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my girlfriend had sex with three different guys in one day. All at a party. A party that I was at. FML
Today, I was driving my best friend home when he admitted to being gay. I was glad he could trust me with a secret like this. Until he admitted to having sex with my boyfriend. FML
Today, I went to a bar with two guys I was interested in. The first I'd been trying to go out with all semester. The second I had gone to dinner with and he seemed nice. I was the designated driver. They drank too much and, on the way home, hooked up in the back seat. FML
Today, half-way through my trip to Florida, I received a call from my friend of six years. "I sort of had sex with your girlfriend while you were gone." He said it "just sort of happened." FML
Today, I was having sex with a guy I met at my friend's party. He stopped mid-thrust, climbed off, and started talking about how nervous he is about buying his first car next week. FML
Today, I came home about two hours early from a friend's party. After I walked in and upstairs, I quickly and quietly left and went back to the party. I guess my parents decided to have a little party as well. It's called a threesome with my neighbor. They still don't know that I know. FML
Today, I went camping with friends, two guys and one girl. Night came and things got freaky. Two of them began to make out. I wanted to make a move on my guy friend but he said, “Nah, let’s not ruin the friendship.” Then he proceeded to have a threesome with them. Oh, and the other guy didn’t want me either. FML
Today, I met new people at my dorm, only to find they already knew me because they listen to my boyfriend and me have sex all the time. FML
Today, I worked overtime with three guys who never shut up about partying and getting laid. When I finally escaped the testosterone and got home, the first thing I heard was my grandpa telling my dad all about how he once fisted a girl to orgasm. FML
Today, my best friend asked if I'd join him and his girlfriend for a 3-way. Since I've always had a crush on his girlfriend, I eagerly agreed. When I got there, I learned that their idea of a 3-way was them watching me jerk off while I watched them have sex. FML
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Endymion_fml 0
Well, you kinda deserve that. After all, what did you expect?
mattmag 0
Hey, at least you're an awesome friend.
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Comments (239)
Xeciaris 0
YDI, what you expect? ****.
fueledbyamy 0
i find it funny (not in a humorous way) that if a guy sleeps with a few chicks, he's 'cool', but a girl sleeps around a bit, and she's a *****. complete and utter bullshit really. and with the OP, how is that really slutty? she might not have slept with all of them in one week or something, it may have been even years apart.
whogivesaf_ck08 0
it happens. #13 ftw.
scarletlily_fml 3
Skanky McSkankerson. You deserve it for being a *****.
heyyou1203 0
you're just jealous you're not her friend
Lexia_fml 0
These comments are so dumb. If a guy had said written this about girls, there'd be all kinds of comments about what a 'player' he is. Unless you slept with them all in the span of 3 weeks, it's chill. FYL that they can't be mature enough to talk about something else.
ogloc 0
****. You're probably a STD sanctuary.
Xeciaris 0
rofl
swanlee 0
*****, **** and being a **** for complaining about it here. Stop being a **** and this kind of stuff wont happen to you
morgankgoodwin 0
And maybe if you got a life, you wouldn't be on FML telling someone they're a "****". We all have issues, and we deal with them... in different ways, but we DO. You have no room to judge anyone else for what they have done, and for what they do. Be respectful. Im thirteen years old, and Im more mature than you... It's a shame. o_o
Mulada 0
You say someone has no life for commenting here and yet you comment on their comment? Ya know, there's a saying for that... involving a pot and a kettle.
DONTbEMO 0
What are friends for but to lend a helping hand... or atlest other members of their body. FYL that they sit there and talk about it, Unless it happened yesterday they need to mature more or atleast get laid more.
morgankgoodwin 0
Every single one of you who called her a "*****", or a "****", or a "****", are all pretty ignorant. Three of her guy friends. They could be her friends because she was once in a relationship with them. Or, she could have slept with them at different times. Maybe she slept with number one, five years ago, number two three years ago, and number three a year ago. Like it's that big of a deal. o_O Lamee. If a guy would have said that about three of his friends that are girls, he'd be a god in the eyes of the dudes. o_o Lame, lame, lame.