Today, I was terribly late for class, so I rushed to the classroom door, thinking it was unlocked. I smacked face-first into the glass, and awkwardly fell to the floor. Once I got back up, I peeked through the glass, only to realise it wasn't even my class. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked into a glass door at a busy mall. Not only did I face-plant in front of a crowd, but I also left an almost perfect imprint of my face on the glass. FML
Today, I was late for a meeting. The meeting hall door was made of glass, and it said pull, but in my rush, I pushed the door so hard that it shattered into small pieces. FML
Today, I was late for class. I have extreme social anxiety, so I quietly slipped into the huge, packed auditorium, trying to be as quiet as possible. When I was almost to my seat, I accidentally kicked a teacher's coffee down the steps. The entire class looked at me and some clapped. FML
Today, I finally got the guts to walk out of class 30 minutes early, only to find that the back door was locked. As I stood there like an idiot trying to get it open, all 200 people in my class turned to laugh. My professor stared at me. I then walked back to my seat, sat down, and unpacked. FML
Today, I was late for class and I had to run to catch my bus, which only stops near our house twice a day. I made it to the doors just as they closed, and the bus drove away… with my sweaty reflection staring back at me in the moving bus door window. FML
Today, I was trying to convince a friend that even though I'm blonde, I'm not the oblivious or stupid moron everyone apparently thinks I am. Then I smacked face-first into a glass door. FML
Today, I was walking into my office building when I tripped over a doormat and fell flat on my face right in front of the security guard. As I tried to stand up, I kicked the door, slamming shut with a dramatic bang. I looked up to see that the entire building lobby was watching. FML
Today, I was messing around in computer class when somebody called my name from the hall. Trying to be smooth, I tried rolling my chair backwards out into the hall. The wheels wasted no time jamming and sending me crashing face-first into the floor in front of everyone. FML
Today, I went to a job interview, and a guy ahead of me went to enter the building, only to walk face-first into a glass door. I rushed to help him up, and after we had a good laugh about it, I turned to walk inside, only to walk straight into the door as well. FML
Today, I was heading to class with all of my books and papers in my arms. To prevent tripping and falling down the stairs, I decided to take the elevator. On my way there, I slipped and fell because my books were blocking the wet floor sign. FML
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Top comments
Migole 36
Don't you have doorhandles where you live? Also wouldn't storming into the classroom bring even more attention to your lateness? I thought it's common practice to run to classs but a few meters before you reach the room you slow down and silently sneak in...
sarahk33 7
Good thing it wasn't your class so you don't have to awkwardly go inside while everyone stares at you
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Comments (59)
Migole 36
Don't you have doorhandles where you live? Also wouldn't storming into the classroom bring even more attention to your lateness? I thought it's common practice to run to classs but a few meters before you reach the room you slow down and silently sneak in...
PuggieKid 22
I hope your nose is okay.
zandalee 20
Nose is fine, pride ruined!
boofgall 16
That's adorbale, dumb, and hilarious.
sarahk33 7
Good thing it wasn't your class so you don't have to awkwardly go inside while everyone stares at you
chesoes 8
i would be relieved it wasnt my class!!!
hannaaaahr 33
Nah, now, OP had to awkwardly walk away, as if walking into doors was absolutely normal and OP just did it without a purpose
mmaflake 19
Oh! panic moonwalk like Nick on new girl. Lmfao
firefighter925 18
derpin at its best
BjgUsername 12
The fml becomes much more funny when you imagine the bang that op must have made when he hit the door
0RedPenguin0 8
Imagine being in the class and seeing OP's face smash into the glass, 5 minutes into the period
lambda_fml 40
What 'period' are you refering to? ;-)
BlakesHonestLie 8
He would make a terrible hit-man.
VannahJane 17
Was this the first time you went to that class? Because one usually knows when and where their class is being held
GothickNihilist 15
When I was in college, some of my classes were in different rooms on different days. Sometimes a class is moved to a different room, and you only have a few minutes to get there after seeing the notice. I am not sure if that is the case with OP , so I can't tell if it's a YDI or an my life sucks.
VannahJane 17
Hmm okay I see your point, i guess that if it were me i wouldn't run head on into a door that wasn't positively my class
ICastillo 25
Well I bet you were headed for disaster anyway. Your professor was probably wanting to knock some sense into your for being late.
red_headforlife 15
Well that other class sure got some entertainment.
oj101 33
At least the glass didn't shatter.
briighteyez 9
School with knock sense into anyone.. I'm telling ya.
kingbrizo 24
or out of you, if you run face first into a door.
briighteyez 9
Will * not "with" darn autocorrect.
LittlestPrincess 21
Shouldn't you politely knock on the door first?