Today, I was driving 3 of my guy friends to a party that was half an hour away. There was an awkward silence for most of the trip. I just figured out why now. I've had sex with all 3 of my guy friends. They talk about it when I'm not around. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my girlfriend had sex with three different guys in one day. All at a party. A party that I was at. FML
Today, I was driving my best friend home when he admitted to being gay. I was glad he could trust me with a secret like this. Until he admitted to having sex with my boyfriend. FML
Today, I went to a bar with two guys I was interested in. The first I'd been trying to go out with all semester. The second I had gone to dinner with and he seemed nice. I was the designated driver. They drank too much and, on the way home, hooked up in the back seat. FML
Today, half-way through my trip to Florida, I received a call from my friend of six years. "I sort of had sex with your girlfriend while you were gone." He said it "just sort of happened." FML
Today, I was having sex with a guy I met at my friend's party. He stopped mid-thrust, climbed off, and started talking about how nervous he is about buying his first car next week. FML
Today, I came home about two hours early from a friend's party. After I walked in and upstairs, I quickly and quietly left and went back to the party. I guess my parents decided to have a little party as well. It's called a threesome with my neighbor. They still don't know that I know. FML
Today, I went camping with friends, two guys and one girl. Night came and things got freaky. Two of them began to make out. I wanted to make a move on my guy friend but he said, “Nah, let’s not ruin the friendship.” Then he proceeded to have a threesome with them. Oh, and the other guy didn’t want me either. FML
Today, I met new people at my dorm, only to find they already knew me because they listen to my boyfriend and me have sex all the time. FML
Today, I worked overtime with three guys who never shut up about partying and getting laid. When I finally escaped the testosterone and got home, the first thing I heard was my grandpa telling my dad all about how he once fisted a girl to orgasm. FML
Today, my best friend asked if I'd join him and his girlfriend for a 3-way. Since I've always had a crush on his girlfriend, I eagerly agreed. When I got there, I learned that their idea of a 3-way was them watching me jerk off while I watched them have sex. FML
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Endymion_fml 0
Well, you kinda deserve that. After all, what did you expect?
mattmag 0
Hey, at least you're an awesome friend.
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Comments (239)
Gillypants 3
i don't think this girl is a **** for sexing three guys... kind of RIDICULOUS to say she is when if it were a guy saying he sexed three girls he'd be getting patted on the back. so FYL to all the people who are saying such ignorant things. however, YDI for assuming your friends WOULDN'T discuss their sexual endeavors. I mean, guys that AREN'T friends get into a whose-dick-is-bigger contest all the time and rattle off chicks they've supposedly had sex with. Hooking up with friends can be a good way to relieve a craving in a safe, contained way. But you can't expect the rest of your friends not to know about it, that's just naive.
SaphireScorpion 0
Actually, the real meaning of the word **** is "Unkempt woman." Even if a woman is a virgin she can be a **** if she doesn't bathe or brush her hair, wear clean clothes, etc. It was just used a lot for women who worked as prostitutes because who knows how many guys had slept with them since their last shower? And because prostitutes were often poor and so couldnt afford clean clothes. I'm friends with all of my exes. I can't see a situation where we'd all be going to the same party, but if we were, and they needed a ride, I'd drive. And I'd probably say something like "hey, I've ****** everyone in this car!" as a joke. None of the people I've dated would find that to be an awkward situation at all. Then again, they wouldn't talk about it behind my back, either.
thug4christ21 0
girl youre a *****, youre a ****, thats fine. but hey do me a favor call me jerk one more time. nah but for real, youre really uhhhhhh "caring." i wish i had "friends" like you. hey wanna meet up sometime? lol
ComputerAnalysis 0
Completely deserved.
ssnickel 0
This isn't an FML. You've had sex with three people. So what? They just all happen to know each other. Back in high school I always got a ride home from my boyfriend and he often brought two of his friends home too... both of which I've had sex with before. That wasn't awkward for us, even with my current boyfriend being there.
watchmewatchu999 0
Alright, alright, alright. Relax. She's a ****, not a *****. Don't expect your friendships to go the way they're supposed to if you're banging everyone involved. YDI.
ozymandias_fml 0
What did you expect, *****?
pleasetryagain 0
The real defining point here is that your friends are so boring that they have nothing to talk to each other about except for the fact that they slept with you.
Tim3 0
*****, ****, *****, BITCH!
strangersdk 0
Village bicycle you *****. I ******* HATE girls like you. Suicide is a great option to consider.
Jazzywrites007 2
really she should kill herself? I'm gonna be the pot here, Mr. Kettle, and I'm gonna say Your Mother and Father/ Uncle and Aunt should've aborted your ******* ass when she had the chance. Inbred.