Today, I had to send a picture of my Grandma at her funeral to my girlfriend, because she thought I was out cheating on her. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got drunk, broke up with my girlfriend, and sent my grandma nude pics, thinking she was my girlfriend. Well, ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, my deranged coworker sent me a text message containing a picture that she just took of her uncle. It was at his funeral. FML
Today, after holing myself up in my room for the day, I eventually turned my phone back on and told my girlfriend that my grandma passed away today. She replied, "Ask me if I fucking care," then accused me of not caring about our relationship because I went offline all day. FML
Today, I proudly gave my grandma a picture I had drawn for her. She didn't seem thrilled with it, and afterwards the rest of my family seemed upset. Nobody could fathom why I drew grandma a picture of a graveyard for her 85th birthday. It was suppose to be a bridge. FML
Today, I sent my long-distance girlfriend the first photo of me I'd sent her in a while. It was a photo of me with some of my friends. She didn't know which one I was. FML
Today, after mourning and making my girlfriend cancel her big birthday party, I found out my grandma didn't actually die. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out for a romantic dinner, since we can't see each other this Valentine's Day. Halfway through, my aunt called, telling me my grandma had died. I had to leave because I was crying so much, leaving my girlfriend with a very pricey bill. FML
Today, while at my aunt's funeral, my grandma who has terrible memory loss asked me whose funeral we were at. I had to explain to her that her daughter had died. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I didn't call her in the last few days. I tried to explain to her that I was out at my grandfather's house in a remote place with no cell service to stand by him on his death bed. She thought I was making excuses and called me a lying bastard. FML
Today, while grieving over the loss of my Grandpa, I called my girlfriend for comfort. After I had cheered up, she said, "Don't worry, he went to Hell anyway." FML
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msjoyfull84 0
Sounds like a healthy relationship.
nontoxicpuppydog 5
Bitch should have been at the funeral with you.
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Comments (229)
msjoyfull84 0
Sounds like a healthy relationship.
22cute 17
Exactly, why not invite your GF to the funeral with you? Seems like you would want to have her there.
123josie123 11
His gf either has an extremely low self esteem and is therefor paranoid or she's been hurt in the past and is therefor paranoid.... Either way fyl OP.
ChronicBluntz420 7
Op, your girlfriend sounds like a needy *****.
hatesfate 6
I would have just told her to **** off and find a new guy to get dumped by. Obviously she doesn't believe in you and has trust issues if she didn't believe about your grandmothers death and needed photo proof...
n_epic_fail 14
OP, you need to get off that crazy train and find a new lady.... One that would actually attend your grandmothers funeral.
cheesypies 6
Yikes for security issues. I mean we all have personal problems, but really? Who'd lie about a funeral?
ruusk 6
My friend does, when he starts a new job he gets happy as he realises he gets his grandparents back for future funeral days off! Sick I know...
smr167 6
When you realize they're both 13, it makes more sense...
lebronesque73091 12
Someone has trust issues for sure. Sorry about your grandma, OP.
menechiann 0
What's the point of the relationship if there's no trust? It's going to cause nothing but arguments! But sorry to hear about your grandma. :(
RrLSf19 0
Somewhere out in Arkansas is a scared for life women with poor self esteem
knightsfb 0
Am I the only one who thinks its weird to photograph your dead grandmother? I wouldnt do that for anybody!
Kitekat_fml 8
Absolutely!
evilplatypus 39
I'm afraid I have to say YDI on this one. You need to respect yourself enough not to date someone who's paranoid and obviously doesn't trust you. Trust is the foundation of any functional relationship. If that isn't there, you're going to be miserable as long as you're together.
Roevera 14
a relationship without trust is like a car without an engine.. you don't get very far.
maryam8869 7
am sure he cheated on her once ..
maryam8869 7
at least once
Roevera 14
18- I like you're "about me" in your profile.. speaks the truth.
ambamm135 7
18 of course "because all guys are the same" right? For all we know his girl is a crazy bitch. But since we don't know the facts lets keep our stereotypes to ourselves yes? Sorry I hate it when girls use that silly excuse to put guys down.
blaherman 12
Man I hope a stray bullet hits 18 tonite.
KeyboardWarrior 10
46 I don't know why but your comment, harsh as it was, made me laugh. And yeah 18 must be one of those girls who thinks all guys are pigs and will be probably never marry and bring sorrow to every female friend/relative of hers who ever thinks of marrying etc.
minagiv 11
Truth. I have complete trust in my husband. That's how it should be. And 18, usually the accuser is the one that's cheating, and in their guilt, accuse their partner of the same.
xStaciexLynnx 15
65- 18 may also be a girl who was just recently cheated on and is still hurt from the experience. But hey, if you wanna make her the crazy cat lady right away, it's fine.
sassypenguinxox 15
Whether she just got out of a bad relationship or not, it shouldn't be taken out on op, he more than likely has nothing to do with that. Even if she had a reason to be psychotically paranoid of him, she shouldn't be dating someone she doesn't trust and op shouldn't even put up with that, especially if he hasn't done anything to be untrustworthy. I know you can't always help who you love, but if op won't do something about the situation and gives into it like that, then he shouldn't complain about it.
joee182 3
you dont get anywhere in a car without an engine._.
Roevera 14
You could push.. :P
MerrikBarbarian 9
91- your icon fits your comment far too well lol! But yes, trust is the foundation of any relationship. If op's gf is that distrustful either they need to do some major therapy or it will not work in the long run.
hayyyyleyyyybaby_fml 14
how do you even know what has happened in their relationship? yeah, it's pretty damn extreme but she probably has a pretty justified reason for not trusting him. but hey, I have no idea :) and if she has no reason not to trust him, you are totally correct!
Jarl_the_Elite 27
9- Unless it's going downhill.
Miguemex95 4
That is a trusting issue gone to the extreme... she obviously does not deserve you.
boofgall 16
Op could've previously cheated on her in the past. But still, this doesn't sound healthy.
FinnishAmerican 3
Agree, dump her, she's not going to change
Michael_92 20
Why wouldn't you just take her?
xStaciexLynnx 15
Or he doesn't deserve her if there's reason for her to not trust him.
NuTrees 9
May I suggest listening to Drake's 'Take Care' album OP. Start with Trust Issues.
nontoxicpuppydog 5
Bitch should have been at the funeral with you.
sskarma23 9
True dat. If she isn't there with you and doubts your fidelity then she shouldn't be with you period
Shelbyyyyyyy 4
Thats what i was thinkin! He should dump her, that is highly disrespectful!
pinkcrayola 0
They might not have dated long enough for that. If they're a relatively new couple, it might have been inappropriate for OP to bring her with him to something like that. Either way, she should have offered condolences instead of being a bitch.
shoopd 19
I think OP should have asked for a photo of where she was right back. Make sure her excuse for missing the funeral was legit. Maybe then she would have realized how ridiculous her request was.
ProhibitionRose 14
Not to mention, if OP was lying about being at his grandma's funeral just to step out on his girlfriend he'd be a scumbag. I'd like to think a vast majority of men or women wouldnt sink that low just to get away with cheating :/
armywife0609 4
Sounds like she has some insecurity's to work on I'm sorry for your loss
jessecast91 0
Hey sexy lady !!!
soccerfan1993 8
Break up with that crazy shit!
FinJage 18
You have an epic profile picture.
mspoutylips 8
She's cray cray. Trust issues much?
Roevera 14
Cray cray? Why? Isn't it easier to just write CRAZY? I don't understand this generation!
Kwolfe 7
Kray* get it right if you're going to quote the song.
yeti0718 8
I do believe you need a healthy dose of the bachelor life.
Victoria16_fml 0
Pchyco bitch
TheNewGuy03 29
Hooked On Phonics. |the kid|
gmoggia 2
And why wasn't she at your grandma's funeral with you? She should've been..