Today, I was driving 3 of my guy friends to a party that was half an hour away. There was an awkward silence for most of the trip. I just figured out why now. I've had sex with all 3 of my guy friends. They talk about it when I'm not around. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my girlfriend had sex with three different guys in one day. All at a party. A party that I was at. FML
Today, I was driving my best friend home when he admitted to being gay. I was glad he could trust me with a secret like this. Until he admitted to having sex with my boyfriend. FML
Today, I went to a bar with two guys I was interested in. The first I'd been trying to go out with all semester. The second I had gone to dinner with and he seemed nice. I was the designated driver. They drank too much and, on the way home, hooked up in the back seat. FML
Today, half-way through my trip to Florida, I received a call from my friend of six years. "I sort of had sex with your girlfriend while you were gone." He said it "just sort of happened." FML
Today, I was having sex with a guy I met at my friend's party. He stopped mid-thrust, climbed off, and started talking about how nervous he is about buying his first car next week. FML
Today, I came home about two hours early from a friend's party. After I walked in and upstairs, I quickly and quietly left and went back to the party. I guess my parents decided to have a little party as well. It's called a threesome with my neighbor. They still don't know that I know. FML
Today, I went camping with friends, two guys and one girl. Night came and things got freaky. Two of them began to make out. I wanted to make a move on my guy friend but he said, “Nah, let’s not ruin the friendship.” Then he proceeded to have a threesome with them. Oh, and the other guy didn’t want me either. FML
Today, I met new people at my dorm, only to find they already knew me because they listen to my boyfriend and me have sex all the time. FML
Today, I worked overtime with three guys who never shut up about partying and getting laid. When I finally escaped the testosterone and got home, the first thing I heard was my grandpa telling my dad all about how he once fisted a girl to orgasm. FML
Today, my best friend asked if I'd join him and his girlfriend for a 3-way. Since I've always had a crush on his girlfriend, I eagerly agreed. When I got there, I learned that their idea of a 3-way was them watching me jerk off while I watched them have sex. FML
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Endymion_fml 0
Well, you kinda deserve that. After all, what did you expect?
mattmag 0
Hey, at least you're an awesome friend.
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Comments (239)
burnitdown 0
I agree with #42.
Mikeymikey 4
thumbs up to #40
Dr_Toast 0
Well im i guy and if i did this to 3 girl friends i would be called a *****, and it would be my fault for destroying friendships. YDI, not for sleeping with who you want, but for knowingly doing it to 3 friends who were bound to start talking about it.
powerzzz 0
IAWTC!
blaihhh 0
****.
pyramidhead696 0
to #13, no one told this **** who shes allowed and not allowed to sleep with, what kind of ***** sleeps with 3, NOT 1, but 3 of her guy friends? then you over there with your 2, give me a break. ***** share sides. and no guys arent any better for going out and sleeping with their friends, i hate skanks/*****/d-bags/broes etc., ive been lucky to have had sex with only the girl im with and we're gonna get married, she's only been with me too
Jazzywrites007 2
don't worry, she'll be ******* one of your good friends soon enough. =}
heyyou1203 0
congratulations, you've found one and only one person who you want to have sex with and she feels the same. i'm genuinely happy for you. However, I know this may be a hard concept for your tiny brain to comprehend, but did it ever occur to you that maybe, just maybe, not everyone shares the same views as you? maybe people treat sex differently depending on how open minded they are, how comfortable they are with the people, and any other number of reasons? why should the number of people you sleep with matter so long as you're doing it in a safe, mature, healthy way? I'd be more likely to call the girl who gets drunk and sleeps with the first thing that moves because she's desperate for attention a **** than the girl who has fun with 3 of her close friends. not everyone shares your opinions. Get over it.
regalarius 0
#67 - Y...you mean not everyone thinks exactly like I do!? Well then they're wrong, clearly!
ZDrache 0
She can sleep with who the hell she likes. What the **** is this, the 50's? Her guy friends are such boring idiots that all they can talk about is having sex with her. THEY'RE the ones with the problem, and if they don't like it they shouldn't have had sex with her! Oh, what's this? It takes 2 to tango? Revelation!
Psodium 0
You four should make an orgy to relieve the sexual tension!
Shadowflames420 0
wow.... your a *****. ******* dirty as hell. Girls like you make me want to vomit.
hr_awesome 0
****
Memories_fml 0
That's kinda nasty...