Today, I was driving 3 of my guy friends to a party that was half an hour away. There was an awkward silence for most of the trip. I just figured out why now. I've had sex with all 3 of my guy friends. They talk about it when I'm not around. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my girlfriend had sex with three different guys in one day. All at a party. A party that I was at. FML
Today, I was driving my best friend home when he admitted to being gay. I was glad he could trust me with a secret like this. Until he admitted to having sex with my boyfriend. FML
Today, I went to a bar with two guys I was interested in. The first I'd been trying to go out with all semester. The second I had gone to dinner with and he seemed nice. I was the designated driver. They drank too much and, on the way home, hooked up in the back seat. FML
Today, half-way through my trip to Florida, I received a call from my friend of six years. "I sort of had sex with your girlfriend while you were gone." He said it "just sort of happened." FML
Today, I was having sex with a guy I met at my friend's party. He stopped mid-thrust, climbed off, and started talking about how nervous he is about buying his first car next week. FML
Today, I came home about two hours early from a friend's party. After I walked in and upstairs, I quickly and quietly left and went back to the party. I guess my parents decided to have a little party as well. It's called a threesome with my neighbor. They still don't know that I know. FML
Today, I went camping with friends, two guys and one girl. Night came and things got freaky. Two of them began to make out. I wanted to make a move on my guy friend but he said, “Nah, let’s not ruin the friendship.” Then he proceeded to have a threesome with them. Oh, and the other guy didn’t want me either. FML
Today, I met new people at my dorm, only to find they already knew me because they listen to my boyfriend and me have sex all the time. FML
Today, I worked overtime with three guys who never shut up about partying and getting laid. When I finally escaped the testosterone and got home, the first thing I heard was my grandpa telling my dad all about how he once fisted a girl to orgasm. FML
Today, my best friend asked if I'd join him and his girlfriend for a 3-way. Since I've always had a crush on his girlfriend, I eagerly agreed. When I got there, I learned that their idea of a 3-way was them watching me jerk off while I watched them have sex. FML
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Endymion_fml 0
Well, you kinda deserve that. After all, what did you expect?
mattmag 0
Hey, at least you're an awesome friend.
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Comments (239)
hk_fml 9
******* right, she can sleep whoever the hell she wants. There's nothing any of you can do about it, so stop bitching and complaiing and take a look outside. WOMEN CAN **** AROUND TOO.
Mulada 0
Yes, she is allowed to sleep with whoever she wants but at the same time, people are allowed to say what they want. Meanwhile, people like me are allowed to just sit back and enjoy, only commenting on stuff that I find kind of offensive. Ah, I love America!
badactor009 0
And they have names for that.
goebellll 0
i agree with every single person that commented
Mnemic 6
Hahaha, all the males replying here with ***** and YDI etc are usually ****** themselves. I wish I had more friends like that tbh. Sex is nice to have. Men are usually the real ***** because they do a lot to get laid or act like a total **** towards the woman after being laid. So remember the word 'hypocrite'.
nr790 0
Have you heard of irony?
judgeymcjudge 0
I disagree, my friend. It's the guys who throw around the word "*****" and "****" who are the ones NOT getting laid. It's a bitter/jealousy thing. Any secure guy would love a chick who is open enough about sex that they can get down with their mates and still stay friends afterwards without being a clingy, emotional train wreck.
goebellll 0
i agree with every single person that commented
goebellll 0
...but really, i'm not exactly sure why it would be really awkward? if you didn't know that they knew, it shouldn't have been...at least for the moment.
goebellll 0
...but really, i'm not exactly sure why it would be really awkward? if you didn't know that they knew, it shouldn't have been...at least for the moment.
Peanu_theGreat 0
That's how it goes, kids. Honestly, you can **** your step brother for all I care, but if you post it here... YOU ARE ASKING TO GET BURNED. As soon as I read this the first thought that ran though my head was "*****." Then I calmly read all the comments and smiled. They're right. It's your ******. Share it with whomever you wish. Just because I wouldn't **** my guy friends doesn't mean you can't. There are many different views when it comes to this. Mines lies on the middle line. The I-Don't-Really-Care line. :O
love_the_fame 0
Gosh, it's so annoying, seeing people mindlessly blurt out "****!" and "*****!". I'm a guy, and to be honest, if I had 3 hot girl friends, I would do the exact same thing, and get thumbs ups and pats on the back (and a heckload of RESPECT!) for it, but because she's a girl, she's a **** for doing it? C'mon people, let's be sensible about the matter. The only problem here is that they feel uncomfortable about what happened, suggesting that it wasn't exactly casual sex, or that the guys think it may have meant more to her and dont want to hurt her feelings.
Mnemic 6
I totally agree with your post. :)
xHaniffax 0
If you did that, then you would be a manwhore it's true that men get treated differently to women when it comes to sleeping around just don't do it.
imkendra 0
amen to that!
fmlxxxx 0
how is it not "self-respecting" to have sex a lot? There's nothing wrong with sex. It's not evil or anything.
Gurbuh 0
I call ****!
Jazzywrites007 2
Probably because you're not getting any.
YDIlover 0
Nice one #48!
Jazzywrites007 2
=] Thanks!