Today, I was cooking. I leaned over the stove to preheat the oven, and burned my nipple on a pot of boiling water. I also have a teething son who is breastfeeding. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was cooking, and I took a pot of boiling water to the sink to drain. My pot holder slipped, and the boiling water spilled all over my breasts. Second degree boob burns are bad, but losing half a nipple to potato salad is worse. FML
Today, while cooking, I managed to burn my finger. I quickly turned the tap on and ran my finger under cold water, but apparently someone had just used the hot tap, because boiling water flooded out onto my nicely scalded finger. FML
Today, I got burned, all because the toaster scared me while I was holding a pot of boiling water. FML
Today, I spilt a very hot cup of tea all over a burn I got yesterday from spilling a very hot cup of tea. FML
Today, I had to explain to my husband that while trying to figure out how to make coffee on our stupid new machine, I was in fact nude, so when I finally got it to work and steam came hissing out of the nozzle, I got first degree burn on my nipple. FML
Today, I accepted I can't cook at all. Why? I burned myself cooking popcorn in a microwave oven. I accidentally burst the package open and a scorching kernel flew into my bra. FML
Today, I burned myself while cooking, so I asked my mom to get the burn cream while I waited in the kitchen. While I was waiting, I absentmindedly set my hand on the hot stove, earning myself a second burn. FML
Today, while grabbing a husk of corn out of the boiling hot pot, I splashed hot water on my neck, dropped the corn on my injured toe, and cut myself on the counters, all while my family laughed at my pain. FML
Today, I burned my butt on the heater when I tried to warm up after my shower. FML
Today, I made a cup of tea at work. Whilst talking to a workmate, I took a sip of the tea, which I had forgotten was boiling hot, and laughed at the same time, causing it to come out of my nose. I have blistered my whole mouth and even burnt my nostrils. FML
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PistachioNut94 0
were you naked?
blacklikemyheart 0
Its a shame people don't have two nipples...
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Comments (284)
Darrian 2
Use the other tit
Pointy130 0
That's why there's two.
ronnielc2010 0
saggy boobs much?
teiso_fml 0
I take it that you've never given birth.
teiso_fml 0
OUOUCH! Um... at least you have the other nipple?
ronnielc2010 0
im a guy u freaking idiot think before u speak your comming off stupid
jillz 0
ronnielc2010 isn't just coming off as stupid. He obviously is. If ronnie is going to insult someone else regarding their intelligence, the least he could do is spell the words correctly. Ronnie, why don't you go hang out on some street corner and be a troll over there? I'm thinking it's because you're really just a scared pussy in person and this is the only place you can try and come across as tough. :) This was said with all due respect, of course. Have a nice day.
Thee_Bandit 0
wow... people have no life... I would no! I just sat here for 10 minutes reading your comments...
ellie_snape 0
If your kid is old enough to be teething, maybe you should stop breast feeding him
st0815 9
Teething starts at 4-7 months. Of course she should be breastfeeding.
solocredere12 4
Did your breast fall out of your shirt or what?
lauramac23 0
God some people are ignorant. Firstly burning her nipple, it doesn't say wether she was naked or not, it's possible for her to have burnt her nipple through clothes cause in case you haven't noticed water soaks through things. People have accidents, can't tell me any of you haven't. Secondly breastfeeding, yes she has two nipples, but you use both for breastfeeding! Pumping is a short term solution, a baby is much more efficent at draining the breast, not draining properly can lead to infections such as mastitis. And the comments that she shouldn't be breastfeeding a teething baby, babies can teeth from 4 months, world health organisation reccomends breastfeeding up to 2 years of age, you don't just whack a baby on formula when the going gets tough, breast is best and breastmilk meets all of babies nutritional needs. Get the facts before you comment!
Mikeyyy 0
You have two.
ronnielc2010 0
and you know that how?