thatchick3333
United States
Today, I got burned, all because the toaster scared me while I was holding a pot of boiling water. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
burnt
Middle Swan, Australia
Today, while cooking, I managed to burn my finger. I quickly turned the tap on and ran my finger under cold water, but apparently someone had just used the hot tap, because boiling water flooded out onto my nicely scalded finger. FML
foolmetwice
Today, I spilt a very hot cup of tea all over a burn I got yesterday from spilling a very hot cup of tea. FML
StayPositive
United States
Today, I went to kiss my girlfriend on the neck while she was cooking on the stove. Apparently I scared her and now I have a nice burn mark on my head from the hot frying pan she hit me with. FML
Louis
Brisbane, Australia
Fireworks
Today, I tried to warm soup in a travel mug. I forgot to take the metal spoon out. The microwave lit up like a firework display, and I screamed so loudly that my neighbor knocked on my door to check if I was alive. FML
roadbikemama
United States
Today, I was cooking. I leaned over the stove to preheat the oven, and burned my nipple on a pot of boiling water. I also have a teething son who is breastfeeding. FML
Clumsy
Niterói, Brazil
Kitchen nightmares
Today, I accepted I can't cook at all. Why? I burned myself cooking popcorn in a microwave oven. I accidentally burst the package open and a scorching kernel flew into my bra. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, I burned my butt on the heater when I tried to warm up after my shower. FML
scooter922
Brooklyn, United States
Today, I got home from the hospital after I burned my hand. Why? I dropped my phone in the pot while stirring hot soup, and I reached in to get it. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I noticed something written on the top of my toaster, so I used a finger to clear away some of the crumbs, burning my finger in the process. The writing? "CAUTION: Hot surface!" Thanks, toaster. FML
Toasted
Shocking!
Today, in an attempt to be frugal, I tried to repair my own sometimes-faulty toaster. Turns out I unplugged the wrong kitchen appliance, which I only discovered by electrocuting myself while pulling it apart. Now it's definitely broken, will need replacing, and I have a burn. FML
Top comments
violetsweety 26
Feel the burn.
AllSoul 23
Toasters these days, they're scaring a lot of people!
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Comments (126)
RiiOT09 9
Someone scares way too easy
kooochris1995 14
Nahh, those could scare you a lot when you are distracted.
RiiOT09 9
You should never be distracted in the kitchen, that's how you get hurt, which OP learned the hard way.
iamray 2
I am a ****
Zya_fml 8
This comment section confuses me...And 1 - I think you mean scared* (:
RiiOT09 9
16 - thanks for you concern, but I did not mean scared.
osnapitzaris 0
no matter how prepared i am for the toaster to finish, i still manage to get scared when it finally does.
chrishaparker 0
LOOOOL , lesgoo .
NokeyPlc 1
One does not simply avoid being scared by the toaster :(
at_1sexymofo 3
#Cosign @ #6
violetsweety 26
Feel the burn.
Zya_fml 8
Wait...what?
Zya_fml 8
Oh wait nevermind, I thought you said "bum."
iamyummylicious 14
I like to feel bums.
Zya_fml 8
Lol.
LouisianaBob 9
Oh toaster you so scary. Can't wait for an animated version of this.
DDbaconcrazy 1
Smooth.
AllSoul 23
Toasters these days, they're scaring a lot of people!
Zya_fml 8
Not me. :)
BeefyQueef 5
My toaster scares me all the time! I feel your pain op.
willisawesome 0
Toasters scare a lot of people. See pulp fiction
boom_roasted99 0
Ouch!
saIty 17
Ejector strikes again!
Choonie 1
It's happens to me.
Zaffro 8
Technically it's not a burn.
Choonie 1
And how?
Becca_BooP 8
Yes it is a burn, boiling water can cause a 2nd degree BURN.
rattusrattus 19
It's more likely to cause a SCALD.
ProhibitionRose 14
Scald and burn are synonymous.
ClaremoreZebra 8
Yeah man, I boiled some water and was carting the pot to the counter and I dropped it. It'll burn the shit out of you.
CareFace 16
Zaffro's retard logic : If a wound is not caused by fire, it cannot be called a burn.
Zaffro 8
Desired outcome achieved.
Fluhz 6
Suuure.
Pentium_4 27
but you have buttered toast to look forward to
linkinpark69 7
Everybody loves buttered toast
ProhibitionRose 14
Bitches love toast.
thisbitchlys 0
the toaster is a scary, scary thing.
Shelta957 13
BANG!!