foolmetwice
Today, I spilt a very hot cup of tea all over a burn I got yesterday from spilling a very hot cup of tea. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Username
China
Today, I made a cup of tea at work. Whilst talking to a workmate, I took a sip of the tea, which I had forgotten was boiling hot, and laughed at the same time, causing it to come out of my nose. I have blistered my whole mouth and even burnt my nostrils. FML
Anonymous
United States
Coordination malfunction
Today, I fell down the stairs while holding a cup of hot coffee. Now I have burns all over me and a twisted ankle. FML
Rach
United Kingdom
Today, my cat knocked over a cup of scalding hot tea - but don't worry, the carpet wasn't damaged. It went all over my leg instead leaving a nice big scar for my holiday. FML
thatchick3333
United States
Today, I got burned, all because the toaster scared me while I was holding a pot of boiling water. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was drinking coffee out of my favorite mug, when it slipped out of my hand. I caught it, but not before most of the hot coffee spilled all over my lap. In reaction, I dropped the mug again, shattering it. FML
anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Slippery when wet
Today, I managed to spill piping hot oil all over my kitchen floor, thinking it was too hot to clean right then and there I left it for a few hours to cool. I forgot about it, and slipped over in it bashing my head into my cupboard handle. FML
burnt
Middle Swan, Australia
Today, while cooking, I managed to burn my finger. I quickly turned the tap on and ran my finger under cold water, but apparently someone had just used the hot tap, because boiling water flooded out onto my nicely scalded finger. FML
Tea gurl
United States
That's kind of abusive
Today, my boyfriend “accidentally” spilled a cup of hot tea on my lap at the dinner table. I had to get treated for second degree burns, because the skin on my lap was heavily saturated with the stuff. Apparently, he’s still mad at me for buying a male coworker a present for his birthday. FML
pygmalion
United Kingdom
Today, after the most stressful two weeks of my life, I finally found a few minutes to sit down with a relaxing cup of tea. I went to take a sip, sneezed, smashed the mug into my nose, and dumped scalding hot tea all over my face and cleavage. FML
Anonymous
Mansfield, United States
Today, I fell down the stairs with a cup of coffee. It gave me burns on my arm and I sprained my wrist. FML
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wtfmylifedude 8
Sorry OP. I think you should just relax, and have a cup of tea.
iAmScrubs 19
Oh my god! A double burn!
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Comments (178)
Tkloveya 3
wow that's just crazy!!
alteregome 9
You're getting a huge scar that's fo sure
LolaD18 1
How about you stay the f*ck away from tea?
anggface 0
maybe you shouldn't spill a very hot cup of tea anymore. ? jussayinn. good luck with that though!
tweetbaby14 18
better yet, OP just needs a spill-proof sippy cup.
iBoardSlide 0
Us Brits and our tea ehh ;)
LolAtYourFail 12
just spill a cup of iced tea tomorrow and you'll be good.
LolAtYourFail 12
just spill a cup of iced tea tomorrow and you'll be good.
LolAtYourFail 12
just spill a cup of iced tea tomorrow and you'll be good.
LolAtYourFail 12
just spill a cup of iced tea tomorrow and you'll be good.
bbucaro98 0
haha burn!
j_cat187 20
i know u must be tripping balls
sterlingarcher 1
maybe you should stay away from tea for a while?????
LaughterofCorn 4
79- The Rise and Fall of Thumbs.
slantyshanty 7
your doing it wrong.
TookaWooka666 0
Spill the tea on yourself a couple dozen more times, you might build up a restistence, then the next time you spill something hot on yourself you can come out on top and say "Hey, **** you hot shit, you can't hurt me anymore." then hot beverages would fear you to no end from that point on.
chickenfriedCG 0
ever tried iced tea????
HarrietPotter239 0
I see what you did there.
staceysgenesis16 0
yeah thats crazy. ive done something like that before.
Fobbs 2
Wow what you doing? Running around while you drink it?
roundblock 0
Lol, drink iced tea for awhile...
ImFrackinBored 13
Burnception?
iAmScrubs 19
Oh my god! A double burn!
Ryley1 0
all the way across her arm.
ciarafox9 9
it's like the movie inception.... except with tea!
traze 7
Teaception...tea burn within a tea burn...
i_love_grrr 0
Within a tea burn!!! i know how this will end... confusing as hell
DjeePee 25
Yo dawg, I heard you like burns, so we put a burn in your burn, so you can have pain while you have pain!
EmoGiana 0
You better get some ice for that BURN!!!! That's like my favorite saying lol! But seriously, get some ice. We don't wanna see your raw flesh, that's disgusting. XD
sweet_candy_ 17
Never put ice on a burn. It makes things worse.
mattmadden 0
#2 That sounds like what they'd say in That '70s show.
EEEERRRRIIIICCC 4
maybe you should start drinking iced tea
fairygirl88 5
maybe you should try iced tea.
mstayner97 8
WE NEED TO GO DEEPER!
traze 7
Get off the drugs ya clumsy...
ImaWiseGuy 5
cold tea's better anyways...
Takador 3
They never learn...
monkeebalz 0
thats terrible with a capital T!
Tayman24 0
today I went to the restaurant Char. I ordered a coke. the second it arrived I picked it up and dropped it on the table. they cleaned the table and brought a new coke. I reached for it and knocked it over again and onto my girlfriends lap. We had to move tables and I got another drink but it was a kids drink with a top on it. I picked it up from the lid and it fell again. My date got up and walked away. FML I thought this was kinda similar..... sometimes you don't learn from mistakes
Redneck42 0
People theses days
Emilee_2012 0
What a dumbass!
PandaSue92 4
Some crap that would happen to me right there. FYL, OP. Sorry for the luck.
OhbbyCx 6
De Já Vu, anyone?
thegreat1_one 0
how bout iced tea for next time?
DarksideDoll 31
It's a glitch in the Matrix.
lulzworthy 3
Learn how to hold a cup, what are you, 6?
nunsrtight69 0
or jus stop drinking tea
venomisss 0
ur own fault. doont u think u would b a lil smarter about tea after the first time? lol
DreaminOfMusic 0
exactly! shouldn't you have learned from the first time?!?
Emilee_2012 0
I don't understand why this has so many negatives. Their just telling the ******* truth. Get used to it. when you put your stupid shit on here expect for the truth. I mean who doesn't know how to hold a ******* cup of tea? What a dumbass!
LairaIsKindaCool 6
well maybe she tripped or something ? don't tell me you have never spilt anything in your life..
xoxomariahkxoxo 6
Accidents happen....
grdianknight 0
maybe you should start being more careful with your hot cups of tea
AriTheAirhead 10
SIPPY CUPS!!! it's more difficult to spill things that way. :)
Equin0x 0
Third times a charm.
wtfmylifedude 8
Sorry OP. I think you should just relax, and have a cup of tea.
metalboy94 0
#11, massive win there.
berrychii17 5
hahaha win!!!!!!
KaylaRenee96 0
hahahaha lmfaooo
Jojo_luvs_fml 0
your smart fyl...
sassypants93 17
Haha, oh the irony.
sassypants93 17
It's alright. Jojo probably doesn't know the meaning of irony, either.