Today, while at the store, my fly became undone. It doesn't seem that bad unless an old lady comes to "zip it up for you." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at work, an old lady was staring at my crotch a lot. I looked down, thinking maybe I had an open fly. I didn't. FML
Today, whilst trying on a pair of jeans, I got my genitals caught in my fly. I'm a woman. FML
Today, it was my first day of work, and I was wondering why everyone was staring and laughing at me. I looked down and I realized that the fly on my jeans was open. FML
Today, I decided to wear string panties. While in line at the mall, they became untied. I was wearing a skirt. FML
Today, I wet my pants at the grocery store. I didn't feel like I had to go until I was inside. The embarrassing thing (besides me being 37)? I actually made it to the store's public bathroom and made it to the toilet, but my belt was on so tightly that I had to undo it and it doesn't work like an ordinary belt. FML
Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML
Today, I was at the grocery store. I bent to get some dog food off the bottom shelf and felt my pants tear. My jeans split right across the back seam, showing everyone I was wearing a pink thong under them. I had to ditch my cart and leave as I had no way to cover myself. FML
Today, I was at a bar and very drunk. I went to the urinal and when I was done, I went to zip up, then realized I'd never unzipped. FML
Today, an old lady wearing a low-cut shirt with no bra underneath came into my line with some groceries. At some point while bagging her groceries, her wrinkled breast slipped out of her shirt. She didn't even notice. I wish to fuck I could unsee this. FML
Today, I was sewing a top. Due to a mistake, I had to unstitch the zipper and resew it. When I was almost done, I noticed that the zipper was upside down. FML
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flexicano 0
Did you get a boner?
Josher47 0
You know you liked it
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Comments (61)
nadimmerrikh 0
first to agree!
you_failed 15
1st to tell you know one gives a shit after a couple of years!
Josher47 0
You know you liked it
flexicano 0
Did you get a boner?
Bunny702 0
He probably did. Thats why he deserves it.
HeyItsWill12 0
I got a boner reading it
Xellith 5
thats hot. shoulda got her number.
jw90 18
oh come here sonny, let me zip that up for you...oh my that's a biggun you got there...my i remember when my husband was still alive...bout your size if I remember right..
Sun_Kissed18 25
..why don't you help me remember sonny.. come back to my place...
mattchap 0
ok
Rawr100 0
lol
Dcvictorious 0
.......Was it good for her?
shelboo_fml 0
She could have been a cougar, years ago!
lolzRaptor 1
Yeah, damn cougars on the prowl for open zippers.
Shmeaty 0
OMFG THIS ISNT A FML. you have a normal life you tard. please go die in a fire for thinking that your life is F'd.
Maxine17 8
I'd hate to see your day to day life if you think this is normal D:
the_stereotype 0
i don't know about you, but i'd rather not have my pants zipped up by anyone other than myself. so if that happens to you on a regular basis... anyway, OP, that's funny as hell.
Vaetrus 0
Some random lady zips up your fly.. that's awkward. You may like being groped and touched by old ladies but that doesn't make it normal
degco44 0
^^^ Agree with that guy. If you think that's normal, you must have a pretty interesting life.
Witchcraft_fml 5
Hands off the junk, bitch!
boooo_fml 0
I agree I think he liked it.