Today, my uncle was showing the scars he got fighting a wolf in defence of his wife. On the drive home, my girlfriend dumped me because she could never see me being man enough to fight a wolf for her. She made me stop the car so she could catch a bus back to her mom's house and never see me again. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend punched me in the face, then broke up with me because apparently she'd proved that I’m a pussy who won’t stand up for myself or fight back if attacked, so if we were robbed on the street, she wouldn’t trust me to protect her. What kind of logic is this? Good riddance, psycho. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because her dog "told her to". FML
Today, my girlfriend left me. The reason? She sent me a link to a story online about a woman who abused her dog to the point of death and I didn’t vomit while reading it. According to her, that makes me a “heartless monster.” FML
Today, my girlfriend slapped me and dumped me because she thought I was gay, simply because I had to miss a date because one of my guy friends was in a car accident, and I went to see him at the hospital. FML
Today, my wife lost her patience with her aunt but because she can't say anything to her, she takes it out on me. Then she also blames everything on me, in that I didn't do enough to make it stop. I went against my family and relatives to be with this woman, but I get treated as a dog. FML
Today, my girlfriend flipped out and dumped me. According to her, not stopping for a dog in the road makes me a sociopath and unsuitable for a relationship. Yes, because slamming on my brakes or swerving into the next lane while doing 75 on the highway and causing a wreck made so much more sense. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight. She kicked me out of the apartment and told me to never come back. Devastated, I waited outside of the apartment door for hours, hoping she'd reconsider. I ended up falling asleep. I woke up to her foot stomping on me, screaming, "I meant it!" FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I didn't attend her dog's funeral, and was therefore an insensitive bastard. I couldn't attend because my mum has cancer and I was driving her to a hospital appointment. FML
Today, after many attempts at getting my girlfriend to ride the bus to see me rather than taking Uber, she finally did. She ended up meeting a man who convinced her that she should break up with me. She listened. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his mom, but she decided I was “unsuitable.” I hoped he’d be on my side. Nope, he just accepted her word as law, broke up with me, and pushed me outside. He'd driven me there, so I had to find a bus in a city I’ve never been to, in the dark, without a coat. FML
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Top comments
zip2dwess 16
Good riddance.
FluffythePink 23
Be glad that you are shot of such a childish, ridiculously idiotic female. There are many, much better ones out there.
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Comments (6)
zip2dwess 16
Good riddance.
Rake 18
Go find a wolf, fight it bare hands and uploaded it to tiktok! that will show her!
FluffythePink 23
Be glad that you are shot of such a childish, ridiculously idiotic female. There are many, much better ones out there.
D J's MOM 17
she's either a bit off in the head or she was planning on ending it anyway and jumped on the excuse.
motoikkyu 13
What an odd experience! I know it's too soon, but I assure you, you will laugh about this someday. Hopefully, not after having to fight an actual wolf.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
I'm a wolf lover, so I don't want anyone fighting wolves. In all seriousness, wolves won't generally attack people, so your uncle and his wife must have been in the wolf's territory or something for it to attack. If you avoid such scenarios, you won't have to worry about fighting in anyone's honor.