Today, I was cooking. I leaned over the stove to preheat the oven, and burned my nipple on a pot of boiling water. I also have a teething son who is breastfeeding. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was cooking, and I took a pot of boiling water to the sink to drain. My pot holder slipped, and the boiling water spilled all over my breasts. Second degree boob burns are bad, but losing half a nipple to potato salad is worse. FML
Today, while cooking, I managed to burn my finger. I quickly turned the tap on and ran my finger under cold water, but apparently someone had just used the hot tap, because boiling water flooded out onto my nicely scalded finger. FML
Today, I got burned, all because the toaster scared me while I was holding a pot of boiling water. FML
Today, I spilt a very hot cup of tea all over a burn I got yesterday from spilling a very hot cup of tea. FML
Today, I had to explain to my husband that while trying to figure out how to make coffee on our stupid new machine, I was in fact nude, so when I finally got it to work and steam came hissing out of the nozzle, I got first degree burn on my nipple. FML
Today, I accepted I can't cook at all. Why? I burned myself cooking popcorn in a microwave oven. I accidentally burst the package open and a scorching kernel flew into my bra. FML
Today, I burned myself while cooking, so I asked my mom to get the burn cream while I waited in the kitchen. While I was waiting, I absentmindedly set my hand on the hot stove, earning myself a second burn. FML
Today, while grabbing a husk of corn out of the boiling hot pot, I splashed hot water on my neck, dropped the corn on my injured toe, and cut myself on the counters, all while my family laughed at my pain. FML
Today, I burned my butt on the heater when I tried to warm up after my shower. FML
Today, I made a cup of tea at work. Whilst talking to a workmate, I took a sip of the tea, which I had forgotten was boiling hot, and laughed at the same time, causing it to come out of my nose. I have blistered my whole mouth and even burnt my nostrils. FML
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PistachioNut94 0
were you naked?
blacklikemyheart 0
Its a shame people don't have two nipples...
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Comments (284)
penisface69 17
well you said nipple. not nipples. so at least you didnt burn both of them!!
EveryDayJackAss 0
......how da *** does a woman cook and let their baby breastfeed at the same time? O.O
WoWoWoWoWo 0
...seriously?
Mortanious 0
dou you really have to cook naked? Really? Really? I am just laughing really hard, this is just too funny and a very stupid!
XanimalloverX 0
You have TWO boobs use a breast pump until your boob heals
jonny2x4 0
This sounds a lot like that scene in Mrs. Doubtfire.
halfmanhalfbearh 0
THIS IS MY SAY IN ALL THIS... 1) FFFAAAIIILLL. 2) use the other tit. 3) she didn't hafta be naked to burn her boobs; I burnt my belly once after taking easy mac outta the microwave and spilling the hot water on my shirt. 4) honestly, that child shouldn't be breastfeeding if he is teething. 5) very few people i know have stoves that require them to lean much at all. 6) FFFAAAIIILLL. ~Thē Ėńd
iwadasn 33
2-5 have already been brought up and disproved. So, YOU fail.
cabernet 0
Why would you lean, while topless, over a pot of boiling water? FYI, it's possible to extend one's arm out to reach the knobs.
boatkicker 5
EDIT: This was not supposed to be a reply. Not sure how that happened. I would suggest getting a new stove so that this doesn't happen again. Most new stoves have the buttons and knobs in the front so you can turn off the stove in case of fire. With the buttons in front you wont have to lean over to turn things on and off. In the mean time though, that really does suck. :( I wish I knew something that would help, but there isn't much of anything you can do that I know of. Hope it heals fast.
NILTIAKNITRAM 0
Um... This is one of the funniest fmls... but you have two nipples so why would feeding your baby be such a problem? Just hook the baby up to the other one. And HOW IN THE HELL did you burn your nipple in such a fashion? Nipples are precious commodities for women, and babies, and men who like nipples, so take better care of them in the future! shesh...
extradorkyloser 4
derrr did no one read OPs comment? she was wearing clothes I've done stuff like that where I accidentally pour boiling water on my leg (whilst wearing jeans!) and have gotten burnt. OP is (i'm pretty sure) not a nudist is this clear?
phatmatt1 0
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Ninjaface 0
The real question here is, why were you putting breastmilk in the noodles? Figure that if it's good enough for your son, it's good enough for your husband?