Today, I was chatting with my boyfriend and his mates barefoot on the grass. I suddenly felt something flick across my feet, so I let out a startled scream. Turns out it was my toe hairs rustling in the breeze. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I could actually feel my toe hairs flapping in the breeze. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I had my new boyfriend come over. Within five minutes of him arriving, I accidentally let one rip. Shocked, I quickly tried to explain it away with, "That was my shoe." I was barefoot. FML
Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a foot massage. I learned that his feet are ticklish when he kicked me in the face. FML
Today, I was walking in my apartment when I felt something stab my foot. Thinking it was a piece of glass, I looked down. It was one of my roommate's toenail clippings. FML
Today, I couldn't find my reading glasses, thinking perhaps i'd dropped them outside, I stepped off my deck bare foot, straight into a steaming dog turd. Only to see my glasses chewed up a few feet away. It went between my toes. FML
Today, I discovered my boyfriend is incredibly ticklish on the bottom of his feet. Trying to be a bit flirty, I slowly slid two fingers down his calf and mockingly tickled his feet. He reacted by inadvertently elbowing me in the nose, nearly breaking it. FML
Today, I was playing my guitar and felt something like an itch under my foot, so I attempted to scratch it by rubbing against the floor. The big cockroach made a very distinct "crunch". FML
Today, I was watching TV, when I heard a blood-curdling scream from my boyfriend upstairs. It sounded like he was being murdered with a rusty fork, and I rushed to see what the hell was going on, hitting my shin against the stairs in the process. He'd stubbed his toe. FML
Today, I accidentally cut myself with a razor blade on my toe. Not only does it sting really badly, but it reinforces the fact that I have abnormally hairy toes that need to be shaved. FML
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sum1savemeh 0
I think you might need to shave
TehFuzzyOne 0
Is that the FIRST time?
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Comments (100)
TomasT 0
Don't just sit there. Get the ring to Mount Doom!
TheHo 0
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL @#91
sockpuppets 1
#91. you made my evening..thank you.
afrikaaner 0
LMAO! Thanks..I was having a really crappy day!!
buckeye1448 0
in order to avoid grizzly beards on your toes maybe you could just braid your toe hairs instead of shaving. Or join the clan of cavemen off the geico commercials lol
la_grammarnazi 0
Where the hell do you live, being able to be outside, barefoot? There's like a foot of snow pretty much everywhere.
bradlyl 0
gross
alissa_roar 6
LOL 91
Liddo_Me_12 0
ewww you have toe hairs?? wait are you a guy?
outbackbyrd 7
There are just so many things with that moment....
pregnantpianist 2
Shave your feet. Lots of girls do.