Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm now about 15 pounds overweight. When I called him a hypocrite as he's over 40 pounds overweight, he said that his weight didn't matter because "it's the girl's job to look hot." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I've recently become serious about getting fit, and have lost nearly 84 pounds. Apparently, when I was fat, I made her look smaller in comparison. When I got slimmer, she insisted I either gain the weight back or she'd leave. So she did. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted to purposely sabotaging all my weight loss efforts. When I confronted him, he said it’s because he doesn’t want me to get thin and turn into one of those stuck up, snobby, mean girl types that wouldn’t date him in high school. We’re in our 30s dude, get over it! FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me because she got tired of me being thinner than her and, in her own words, making her look bad. FML
Today, after my ex helped me drop over a hundred pounds, I broke up with him because I looked and felt so much better, and knew I could do better. Turns out he was the only thing keeping me slim, as I've put back on over twenty pounds. I asked him to take me back and he told me to fuck off. FML
Today, I proudly informed my boyfriend that I am now a size 4, down from an 18, after months of dieting and exercising after he told me he would like me to be a size 6. He broke up with me for "not listening to what he wanted" and "being an overachiever". FML
Today, my boyfriend of 5 years dumped me, after he intentionally made me fat so that I wouldn't leave him. FML
Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend of almost a year because he was no longer sexually attracted to me because I'm "overweight," even though I only weigh 130 pounds. Afterward I went to my friend's house and sat in an old wooden chair. It broke into pieces as soon as I sat down. FML
Today, my boyfriend of seven years dumped me because he said my cheeks getting way too fat for his taste and he didn't want to be with a chipmunk. FML
Today, my chunky boyfriend told me that he'd be less attracted to me if I gained weight. I have low self-esteem. FML
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crazy4books23 13
You shouldn't be with a guy like that no matter what you look like. Everyone deserves a good person.
dryersheet 11
You are better off. Lose that weight and look super good then laugh in his face when he comes crawling back.
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crackpotL 33
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DarkSeekerX94446 14
Congrats! Do you feel special?
ajnorma 16
And the countdown till this gets moderated BEGINS!
crazy4books23 13
You shouldn't be with a guy like that no matter what you look like. Everyone deserves a good person.
chell1894 13
Clearly he's much better as an ex boyfriend.
lilhellian 27
He's better off alone, in a cave, on Mount Everest.
cmtxbe 6
Coming from a person whose picture is a picture of Fernando Torres.
breathemein 10
Jersey guys...
phantumgrey 6
Both guys and girl should be a good body weight. Fat people are disgusting.
Zomg_Okay 27
64 - That's rich coming from the guy who looks like a question mark.
dryersheet 11
You are better off. Lose that weight and look super good then laugh in his face when he comes crawling back.
BrimfullOfAsher 20
Make sure you then run away while he's huffing and puffing to try to catch up.
ChelsiiBabee 5
I lost a few kilograms when my boyfriend and I split, now he has a new girlfriend but can't stop looking at me.
RS808 6
ahh screw him. at least you know you look hotter than him. lol. find someone who isn't 40 pounds overweight.
the_smart_way 10
Isn't the whole point of this FML the fact that it shouldn't matter what each other weigh?
RS808 6
Yeah, I just meant it as a way to spit back in his face. lol
Hypertudism 15
Exercise until your boobs are gone, then see how he feels about that.
onlychildFTW 34
I've seen an obese girl with small boobs. It was strange.
ShadesOfBlue5 9
Hey it's not like she can help it .__.
jstone89 13
LOL.. yeah that would suck. Some people just are very fortunate looking. Hopefully they have a good personality though!
Charmillionaire 13
There's no weigh this relationship can work...
j_cat187 20
He must have morbidly obese expectations.
Pleonasm 36
We will just have to weight and see. Maybe OP will cut him down to size and that will be the end of it. Or else he will cut OP off because he's shallow, and he'll make fun of her it her expanse. OP should weigh her options, then make a balanced decision; but if he treats her excess-ively bad, OP shall have her pound of flesh.
devilz_advocate 7
Epic...
BunchieRules 31
I'd say there's a fat chance of me making some good puns here, but what do I have to lose? OP, your boyfriend obviously doesn't have an ounce of decency left in him, or he would stay with you and help you lose the weight, instead of being the biggest loser about it. Losing that weight for him will be a ton of work, but since you are less overweight, you'll probably become slim fast... Too much?
SApprentice 34
Her boyfriend was just being thick, it'll take a lot of work to pound some manners into his skull. Some people just have minds that aren't as broad as others, or maybe he just can't stomach knowing that the bulk of the problem lies within him.
sirpantselot 22
OPs (ex)boyfriend should just kilo-ver and die.
vic55jets 13
Enough with the puns
NagainaFier 16
85; puns can never be done excessively.
Hockeyboy4280 18
85- You shouldn't be so narrow minded. If you start having more fun, you'll have a weigh more enjoyable life.
cgchamp89 7
I read 55's thinking every sentence should include a pun, and I was very disappointed to not find any.
michael99man 5
That's incredibly sexist and insensitive of him. Stand tall OP! You're definitely better without that misogynistic jackass.
rockstar362 8
Misogynistic? That's a ****** awesome word
daytoday21 10
It's a real word. You tell them, 9
mannyhy 2
I agree with number 2. Your boyfriend is such a dick!
Pleonasm 36
Well tell him that it's a man's job to please a woman and that's not possible with his flab rolls rolling over you like jell-o on a record player.
heinous966 15
I like you.
heinous966 15
I like you.
PipingMouse 14
That's just creepy, #94.
Felling 14
You mean 95.
andreua 0
OMG, he is a douchebag, honestly.