Today, I was chatting with my boyfriend and his mates barefoot on the grass. I suddenly felt something flick across my feet, so I let out a startled scream. Turns out it was my toe hairs rustling in the breeze. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I could actually feel my toe hairs flapping in the breeze. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I had my new boyfriend come over. Within five minutes of him arriving, I accidentally let one rip. Shocked, I quickly tried to explain it away with, "That was my shoe." I was barefoot. FML
Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a foot massage. I learned that his feet are ticklish when he kicked me in the face. FML
Today, I was walking in my apartment when I felt something stab my foot. Thinking it was a piece of glass, I looked down. It was one of my roommate's toenail clippings. FML
Today, I couldn't find my reading glasses, thinking perhaps i'd dropped them outside, I stepped off my deck bare foot, straight into a steaming dog turd. Only to see my glasses chewed up a few feet away. It went between my toes. FML
Today, I discovered my boyfriend is incredibly ticklish on the bottom of his feet. Trying to be a bit flirty, I slowly slid two fingers down his calf and mockingly tickled his feet. He reacted by inadvertently elbowing me in the nose, nearly breaking it. FML
Today, I was playing my guitar and felt something like an itch under my foot, so I attempted to scratch it by rubbing against the floor. The big cockroach made a very distinct "crunch". FML
Today, I was watching TV, when I heard a blood-curdling scream from my boyfriend upstairs. It sounded like he was being murdered with a rusty fork, and I rushed to see what the hell was going on, hitting my shin against the stairs in the process. He'd stubbed his toe. FML
Today, I accidentally cut myself with a razor blade on my toe. Not only does it sting really badly, but it reinforces the fact that I have abnormally hairy toes that need to be shaved. FML
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sum1savemeh 0
I think you might need to shave
TehFuzzyOne 0
Is that the FIRST time?
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Comments (100)
xHabsfanx 0
OP, are you the girl who posted the skinny dipping FML? I'm saying this because they both happen to have the same location, no gender and a FML about hair.
Rosalie_Haostn 0
Lol you know what I noticed? A lot of these long icky hair fmls are mostly coming from France....now why is that? -_-
xHabsfanx 0
So you're saying that French people are hairy?
karinerz 0
There's something called shaving or waxing, just so you know.
jc420 0
probably shouldn't walk around bare foot in the grass anyway, that's how a variety of parasitic worm larvae enter your blood stream. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strongyloides_stercoralis#Life_cycle
eatmybeans 0
.....ew
Sixpakastan 0
Hippy
iloveloosy12 0
D:!
blastvortex 4
Yup. Those toe-hairs will get you, each and every time.
hifatpeople 0
your a girl and keep toe hairs? I didn't evenknow people had them
ski_backwards 0
him and his mates eh?