stupidity
Cairo, Egypt
Kaboom!
Today, trying to look cool, I threw my coke bottle in the air and tried catching it with one hand, but I missed and it fell to the floor. Luckily, it wasn't open, so in my unimaginable stupidity, I opened it in less than 5 seconds later. FML
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gobiteme2 34
Luck had nothing to do with the bottle not being open, sounds like you were trying to make it a fountain drink
jfsiv 17
Dumbass.
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Comments (7)
gobiteme2 34
Luck had nothing to do with the bottle not being open, sounds like you were trying to make it a fountain drink
jfsiv 17
Dumbass.
InfiniteSecret 20
As soon as someone says "Trying to look cool" It is automatic you deserved it
zeffra13 31
In the future, you can open it just a tiny bit & let the carbonation hiss out so it doesn't soak you. Harder to manage with a bottle cap but still possible.
Lalala579121 28
It's easier with a bottle because you can just close it back up if the foam gets too high.
Regulate 21
"trying to look cool..." hahahaha
Sketi1 7
future Darwin award winner right here!