Today, I accidentally cut myself with a razor blade on my toe. Not only does it sting really badly, but it reinforces the fact that I have abnormally hairy toes that need to be shaved. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried shaving my bikini area for the first time. I ended up cutting myself several times. I now have impressive razor burn, and it's incredibly painful to even wear pants. FML
Today, I noticed one of my toenails was getting super long, so I cut it. In doing so, I accidentally ripped it off and it started bleeding. As I went to get something to stop it from bleeding, I got a huge splinter in my little toe, causing a painful infection. I think I should just go back to bed. FML
Today, it turned out the razor I used for manscaping wasn't as new and sharp as I'd thought. My entire crotch is now overcome with an unfathomable amount of razor burn. FML
Today, while trying to put something into the almost full waste bin, I cut myself with a razor blade that my son had thrown in there. It was surprisingly sharp, and my finger started pissing blood. FML
Today, I was in a rush to get ready for work so I quickly shaved my legs. In my haste, I accidentally nicked myself in a very sensitive area and had to spend the day simmering in discomfort and checking my crotch every so often to make I wasn't bleeding through my pants. FML
Today, as I got up from the couch, my computer, which was next to me, fell on to my pinky toe. It fell just so that the edge of it cut my toe open. I cursed, and hobbled toward the bathroom to get a bandage. As I'm going into the bathroom, I stub said toe on the door jamb. FML
Today, my dad has such thick, horn like toenails that when I stepped on one of the cuttings, it actually stabbed into the thinner skin on the underside of my toe and bled like crazy. FML
Today, I put aftershave on my fingers to encourage myself to stop biting my nails. I absentmindedly rubbed my eye a few minutes later. It burnt like hell. FML
Today, while shaving my nether regions, I slipped and sliced myself in three separate places. They won't completely stop bleeding. I'm virtually having a second period, and it hurts to close my legs. FML
Today, while shaving I accidentally shaved of half of my left nipple. Worst of all? I didn't notice it until I looked down and saw blood everywhere. That's when the pain hit. FML
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jchansfan 0
You really arern't very bright, are you? :P
pancakes_n_syrup 0
Yes, believe it or not women have to shave their toes/feet/armpits/legs/and any other part they feel like shaving, because just like any human we have hair all over our body and we like to get rid of it any way we can
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Comments (116)
bp8soccer 0
First!! and how did you manage to cut your toes, were you trying to shave them?
jchansfan 0
You really arern't very bright, are you? :P
pancakes_n_syrup 0
Yes, believe it or not women have to shave their toes/feet/armpits/legs/and any other part they feel like shaving, because just like any human we have hair all over our body and we like to get rid of it any way we can
The_Pleb 0
I find girls with hairy toes a turn on. I say if youve got it flaunt it, not everyone is privileged to having hairy toes you know. YDI for shaving off your dignity.
pinto502 0
Most woman shave their toes.
2009girl5 2
Yes they were trying to shave them! It says that in the last sentence.
mrbasilio 7
Wow, you don't happen to be dyslexyc do you?
PhoenixKyttyn 8
#1 bp8soccer: You're an ass. Just because you don't have hairy toes doesn't mean other people don't. Some people's genes cause them to have more body hair than others. I unfortunately have the same problem. It's an uncomfortable and embarrasing thing to have to live with without having "perfect" people like "you" ridicule us.
thatfangirl 8
Are you an idiot? re-read the post.
anjyu22 0
Not so abnormal, actually... bet it still hurts, though.
izzie321 27
I hate it so much.
ReecesPieces 0
Hairy toes? Never heard that before.
allmidnighteyes 11
Well well well, so Chewbacca is a lady and she lives in Florida
gabstahhh 8
Star Wars obsessed much? Haha.
MaddogTotten 0
Hairy feet and backs are normal. Both my stepdaughter and daughter are doomed to having excess hair. Fortunately for my daughter I have blond body hair so she wont have to worry about it. It isn't anything you should worry about either. Be glad that it's winter time so you won't have to explain any foot injuries. Even if you did you could always say you scraped it getting out of a pool. The beauty of lying is that if no one knows your motives no one ever questions your stories.
gaby0722 0
That shows u don't shave them that often u should be a professional by now!
Daremo_fml 4
You're a hobbit !
papertigers_fml 0
you should wax them instead.
WokeUpThisMornin 0
big deal
nenagh_ 0
aww :( maybe you should wax them instead? more painful when you get it done, but you won't have weird toe-hair stubble and it lasts longer. plus your toes will be silky smooooth