Today, I was chatting with my boyfriend and his mates barefoot on the grass. I suddenly felt something flick across my feet, so I let out a startled scream. Turns out it was my toe hairs rustling in the breeze. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I could actually feel my toe hairs flapping in the breeze. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I had my new boyfriend come over. Within five minutes of him arriving, I accidentally let one rip. Shocked, I quickly tried to explain it away with, "That was my shoe." I was barefoot. FML
Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a foot massage. I learned that his feet are ticklish when he kicked me in the face. FML
Today, I was walking in my apartment when I felt something stab my foot. Thinking it was a piece of glass, I looked down. It was one of my roommate's toenail clippings. FML
Today, I couldn't find my reading glasses, thinking perhaps i'd dropped them outside, I stepped off my deck bare foot, straight into a steaming dog turd. Only to see my glasses chewed up a few feet away. It went between my toes. FML
Today, I discovered my boyfriend is incredibly ticklish on the bottom of his feet. Trying to be a bit flirty, I slowly slid two fingers down his calf and mockingly tickled his feet. He reacted by inadvertently elbowing me in the nose, nearly breaking it. FML
Today, I was playing my guitar and felt something like an itch under my foot, so I attempted to scratch it by rubbing against the floor. The big cockroach made a very distinct "crunch". FML
Today, I was watching TV, when I heard a blood-curdling scream from my boyfriend upstairs. It sounded like he was being murdered with a rusty fork, and I rushed to see what the hell was going on, hitting my shin against the stairs in the process. He'd stubbed his toe. FML
Today, I accidentally cut myself with a razor blade on my toe. Not only does it sting really badly, but it reinforces the fact that I have abnormally hairy toes that need to be shaved. FML
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sum1savemeh 0
I think you might need to shave
TehFuzzyOne 0
Is that the FIRST time?
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Comments (100)
TehFuzzyOne 0
Is that the FIRST time?
themajik 0
it was probably your toe hair
breanna_nicole 0
I agree , shaave dumbaasss . (:
BMaC101 0
#1 Nice try. That doesn't make sense though.
wasted0087 0
Ya it does, the clarity is flawless, he's asking if it's the first time it has happened whilst declaring himself first.
Piggilywiggily15 0
Today, I felt the hair on my head get wet. Turns out I took a shower. FML. (This is as stupid as the OP's)
heyheyt 0
to # 1 are you sure it wasnt the SIXTEENTH time?
LMA0 5
Haha fail. You're 17! ;)
riku3220 2
Hey guys guess what you all have toe hair as well. Anyway OP, YDI. If you're going to freak out about bugs crawling on your barefeet then don't sit in the grass while barefoot.
reyemrein 0
Not an FML....
nmsm 1
yeah^ OP: so you're one of the many people that grow visible hair on your toes and/ or fingers. just remove the hair.
sublimaze 6
that's the 2nd post today by a hairy french bitch. apparently there's a ******* sasquatch convention in france
boomerfeb13 0
shave. if you don't own a razor, wear shoes. problem solved
Cristaderzi 0
Plucking ir Nairing is better though!
thundercats29 0
Uh, there ate two FMLs about hair from the same part of France, they are right next to eachother, and both have to do with mistaking body hair for bugs. Plus, one is anynomous. Coincidence? I think not!
MissRachieee 3
this FML is similar to the one posted before It...
FYLDeep 26
ydi for confirming French stereotypes.
FYLDeep 26
Plus they probably wouldn't say mate, but I like to assume she is cause it makes it funnier.
suppressed08 2
Time to consider shaving - posting on here makes us assume you're embarressed about hairy toes. Shaving makes things itchy though - imagine wearing socks. *cringe*
baby_val 0
um yes it does?? uu can Shave and wax ur toes
angelkissezxox 3
hahahaha!!
haiden108 0
hahaha . funny shit
sum1savemeh 0
I think you might need to shave
daniel1_1 13
no duh
buckmaster1984 0
gross!
JackDark 0
Shave them, jesus. Pluck whatever. If you're a man fine, but a woman should not have toe hairs. Scratch, NOONE SHOULD HAVE TOEHAIRS. TehFuzzyOne: I'm pretty sure it was the THIRD.
TehFuzzyOne 0
You mean the FOURTH???
Disco_fml 0
The OP is French, of course she has toe hair.
riku3220 2
Look at your feet right now. You all have toe hair.
epoh_fml 0
I have toe hair. there's just not an obscene amount of it to make me think there's bugs crawling on my feet :)
omgitsalex62 0
that is just gross
facingforeverr 0
yea but what person in america have youever heard call somone their mate? because personally i have yet to hear someone call their griends their mates
repyourcliche 0
i understood none of that, were you even speaking english? :)
PottheadSam 0
he has mates? you allow him to mate with other people? your life is fk,ed ps. I know it's Aussie talk, just don't get why they say it lol
stephissilly 18
mates means friends.. 'me and my mates'
tomahawkinyouall 0
haha ydi because this isn't even fml worthy big dummy
duke10861 0
word
Zills 0
Whatever pluck them it's not like he'll notice right now away anyways. Not a big deal I don't see the issue here. Your life is not ****** and you don't deserve it either. It's a who the **** gives a shit.
Eddie_Paints 0
You lie! It was a Spider and you screamed like a little girl!!
drunkandfml 11
OP could've been a little girl... ...or a guy. Huh, that would've been funnier
Bewitched_fml 0
well on th bright side at least it wasn't an animal who was going to eat you and your friends...
mejiiaa 0
haha wtf
oOKillerFishOo 0
hehe, shes lik a hobbit