Today, I discovered my boyfriend is incredibly ticklish on the bottom of his feet. Trying to be a bit flirty, I slowly slid two fingers down his calf and mockingly tickled his feet. He reacted by inadvertently elbowing me in the nose, nearly breaking it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a foot massage. I learned that his feet are ticklish when he kicked me in the face. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were at dinner with his parents when he discreetly slid his hand up my skirt and tickled me. This caused me to kick his dad's recently broken leg. FML
Today, my boyfriend discovered that I fart when I'm tickled enough. The best part was when he decided to show his family. FML
Today, I tickled my girlfriend, and her first reflex was to swing her elbow back and break my nose. FML
Today, I was exercising, laid on my back, lifting weights over my head. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to casually sit by my feet and suddenly tickle them mercilessly. Caught off guard, I started wiggling, laughed and dropped the weights. On my face. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke a glass in the kitchen and accidentally stepped on it, cutting his foot. He asked me if I could help him clean his cut. Apparently, he's ticklish and I now have a huge bruise on my chest from where he kicked me. FML
Today, I was cuddling on the couch with my girlfriend when I started to tickle her, she asked me to stop but I continued. She had a reaction, and kneed me in the happy sacks. FML
Today, I went to get a pedicure for the first time. My feet are VERY ticklish. I reflexively kicked the poor lady in the face, as I wet my pants. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to tickle my daughter's foot, which she hates. One bloody nose, multiple scratches and 4 toe-shaped bruises later, she's the one laughing. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the bed, when he started to tickle me. I tried to pull away but he pushed me back down. I ended up hitting my eye on the corner of the nightstand. His comment was "this is why you shouldn't struggle." FML
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you_failed 15
No one is responsible for your injuries after being tickled. >:)
ProhibitionRose 14
....wow...that's what you get for tickling him.
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ProhibitionRose 14
....wow...that's what you get for tickling him.
AlyshaDeShae 10
Damn straight! YDI, OP! Besides, since when is it considered "flirty" to tickle someone? O_o
CatEyes66 0
Yup, I rather me punched than tickled. I hate it so much.
mariet_fml 23
@22: A lot of sex stores sell things specifically to tickle people, so I guess for quite some time.
AlyshaDeShae 10
29: Oh, well, I guess this is why I don't go in sex stores. I would never consider being tickled to be sexy or flirty or anything other than frustrating and annoying.
iReadFmlsFml 0
My girlfriend always tries to hurt me when I tickle her, although she does think it's sexy. But yeah OP, you should've seen that one coming, hope you get well soon. I'm sorry if I may seem like a bad person, but I laughed when I read that he elbowed you, I figured the knee would be the correct reaction
catatonicsleep 17
if you're going to tickle expect to be hit/kicked etc its an involuntary reaction in a lot of people
Suchagoonnn 4
45 how much u wanna bet my abs are stronger than yours
iReadFmlsFml 0
72, Not much because they probably are, and thank you for noticing my abs :)
Suchagoonnn 4
no im dead serious they are. why? cuz im in gymnastics. urs are sexy too though.
kcluna 6
I bet that your nose tickles NOW!!
d_balu 0
lolz
craZgal321 6
i though he would pee on him
TookaWooka666 0
So did you guys get it on anyways?
you_failed 15
No one is responsible for your injuries after being tickled. >:)
iEnvade 2
That made no sense..
ProhibitionRose 14
...reread it. it makes perfect sense.
enonymous 9
These replies need more red heads.
GigaPudding_fml 24
You didn't see that one coming?
TheSnakeDoctor20 17
yea I mean never tickle guys my gf did it to me an I freaked
YacL 15
Exactly. Bad shit happens when I tickle people/people tickle me. Somebody always ends up getting a knee to the face or something...
skidoo800HO 2
How were you tickling him on his feet and getting elbowed in the face?
firestarter31 0
no means no.
AlwaySunny 0
that's what she said
fatalkiss 0
Some people, when tickled, spazz out & start defending themselves any way they can. When my boyfriend tickles me, he always gets hurt in the end. I can't help it...guessing your bf is the same way as me when it comes to being tickled.
kingtz 6
I'm like that, also. I nearly drove my gf's head into the wall one time because she was tickling me and I spazzed out.
AlyshaDeShae 10
I may have accidentally kicked my mom in the face and stomach while punching at her arm when she tried to tickle my feet once... It may have been the last time she tried to tickle me, too. O_o
fatalkiss 0
Some people spazz out & start defending themselves in any way possible. I kick, squirm, pinch, bite, pull on random body parts of the "attacker". I almost ripped my boyfriend's ear off one time...
fatalkiss 0
Damn... didn't see my comment post the first time. My bad.
cptmorgan15 2
Bitch, no one likes to be tickled. No matter how hard you laugh, it's never fun.
Dethh 0
Tickling is serious business...if she tickled me I'd shove my penis down her throat till she gags
cptmorgan15 2
Man you love gagging people, don't you? But anyways, ya tickling is definitely no joke.
shutupYDI 4
I agree. when someone decides they are going to tickle someone ticklish they can accept the fact that they are going to get hurt.
rockyraccoon28 8
ydi. i'm super ticklish and i throw punches when people try to tickle me. it's in no way flirty. it's just fricken annoying.
Calyx_fml 22
YDI. Tickling is only fun for the tickler. Kids like it. Adults don't.
freelove_fml 2
Exactly. When will people realize that tickling is just plain dumb? As in, NOT FUNNY.
Death_From_Above 0
ain't gonna do that no more are ya!