Miss Kennesaw 34 years-old Single
Today, I had to explain to my doctor and parents that I dislocated my shoulder while masturbating. FML
Today, I discovered that my mom is having an affair… with her cousin. FML
Today, I pulled a muscle in my arm while wiping my butt. FML
Today, I was walking down my very steep basement stairs when I fell and rolled all the way down but luckily I didn't hurt anything. While walking back up around the very last stair, my cat jumped out on me, causing me to roll all the way back down. FML
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