Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just laying with his head in my lap. He fell asleep so I closed my eyes and had a little nap. When I woke up he had taken my shirt off and was feeling up my boobs. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was woken up by my teenage son pulling down my shirt and taking pictures of my breasts. FML
Today, I was babysitting for my mum's friend. I put her little boy on my knee, and he kept pulling at my top. I asked him "are you hungry?" He replied "No, I want to see your titties." FML
Today, I was babysitting for my mom's coworkers two little boys. they went to bed around 9 and I was watching a movie on HBO. I fell asleep before the movie was over. I woke up to the parents walking into the house. I looked at the TV, and porn was on. FML
Today, I walked in on the 13 year-old boy I babysit masturbating while sniffing my jacket. FML
Today, I was babysitting my friend's 12-year-old son while his dad was having an emergency procedure at the hospital. I walked into the den to see if he wanted to go out to dinner, only to find him watching Pornhub on my iPad. FML
Today, I was babysitting. The kid said he had to use the bathroom. When I told him to go ahead, he said he just did. He was on my lap. He wasn't wearing pants. FML
Today, I was babysitting my co-worker's son. He was eating Jell-o and spilled it on his top, so I pulled off his PJ's, and went in his room to grab a new pair. I heard a thunk and ran to find him out cold on the floor. His parents walked in on me trying to wake up their naked 3 year-old. FML
Today, my 3-year-old fell asleep in our bed while cuddling me, and I let him stay since he was being so sweet. In the middle of the night, he took off his pants and pissed all over my head and back. FML
Today, I was babysitting a really bratty little girl. She came and cuddled up on the couch so I took it as an apology. I feel asleep while she was sitting with me and when I woke up she had peed on me. She locked herself in her room and was laughing about peeing on me for discipling her. FML
Today, I went to watch a movie. In the middle of it, I accidentally fell asleep. Minutes later, I awoke on a stranger's shoulder. He was caressing my hair. FML
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Snafuusmc 12
Like a boss.
Feklfekl2222 32
How did that not wake you? Also isn't twelve a little old to lay down in someone's lap (except parents)?
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Comments (277)
rubberduckie94 13
Ydi for thinking its appropriate to let a 12 old lay his head in your lap.
crack229 19
I agree
lolipop1234_fml 7
Reminds me of butters and Paris Hilton in that episode of south park.
HairyPunisher 27
Yeah I'm sorry but after 11 years old if a kid STILL needs a babysitter it's probably because the kid is out of control. I'm not going to say YDI but you definitely shouldn't have let him sleep on your lap. There's something wrong there.
sofitina 20
In most countrys/states it is illegal for a person under the age of 15 to stay home alone. If the parents might've been afraid of leaving their kid alone while making a shopping trip or going out to dinner. So it is perfectly five for a person older than 11 to have a babysitter. I do not mean to sound rude or anything by the way!(:
scj 0
I did not know that. I was by myself whine alone at age 11 but I was responsible. thanks for the info.
rebelsrock 17
Slayer
grndNpnd 6
Lets see what u look like. Did he go under the bra?
lucyinthesky420 10
Creepy.
ddjohnson99 1
Aww yeah(:
linkinpark98 24
LOL!
Strwbry3Shortcke 8
What twelve year old needs a babysitter? I was BABYSITTING at twelve.
Bekll 31
Like the Babysitter's Club. :)
memecookie 0
Same. Since i was ten
GoldenGrizzly 7
I hope you told the parents that their child did something high inappropriate and that you will not be working for them again.
calilovesneb 12
Umm I wouldn't post this if I were you. In a "his word against yours" you could end up in some serious trouble.
Callyn 47
The kid should be punished, but I hope you got fired. You were being paid to watch the kid, paid to be awake. Taking that nap was a dereliction of duty and you should never have done that.
Sammi_Rose_09 5
I agree..,,I'd fire you if you were taking a nap while watching my son
BeautifulDisaste_fml 3
So you mean to tell me you NEVER sleep when you are home with your kids?
xStaciexLynnx 15
I think rule 1 of babysitting is to never take your eyes off what the child is doing for an extended period of time. Sleeping is certainly breaking that rule. And to the person above me- your own kids are different than when you're babysitting.
Callyn 47
117, the way the FML is worded totally implies that she slacked off and went to sleep. She actively made a decision to nap after he took one. If it was close to bedtime, as 71 suggests, it would only be acceptable to take a nap AFTER putting the kid to bed. 120, sleeping while watching your own kids is different from babysitting. When you are babysitting you are getting paid to do so. You are being paid to take responsibility for someone else's children.
Callyn 47
She didn't **** up as hard as she could have but she still ****** up enough to deserve getting fired. She should have been awake whenever the kid was because that is what she is getting paid to do. When watching a kid for the night, you can work your sleeping schedule around that. With naps, you can't. Napping on the job is a fireable offense. Don't take this as me saying that the kid should get away with this scott free, he should be heavily punished. But both parties are at fault and you can punish both of them.
GoldenGrizzly 7
I fell asleep watching a 10 year old once. He had fallen asleep on the couch and it was close to midnight. I was 14 and not even supposed to be up that late. They were supposed to be home at 8pm. I think depending on the age of Op and the time it was it might have been naturally that they would have fallen asleep. However, the kid I babysat stayed asleep and his parents woke me up in the morning after calling my parents. I got paid for the whole night tho so it was okay.
FML81399 0
The OP fell asleep WHILE the kid was sleeping. Maybe she fell asleep because she thought the kid was out for the night. Maybe she was younger, so (depending on the time) she naturally fell asleep. Firing the babysitter would be extreme. And so would slapping the kid. But she shouldn't be fired for falling asleep on the job. I bet many people have fallen asleep on their job.
GetHardOrGoHome 7
You should be fired only for the fact that you are getting paid to do a job and be awake for it. You know going in how late it will be and if you are defending the babysitter by saying it was late and he was napping he should have been tucked in his bedroom in a bed not going to sleep on someones lap while watching a movie.
kurololita 6
Honestly, I don't see why it is such a big deal whether OP should be fired or not. If I where her I wouldnt want that job anymore anyways.