Today, I was babysitting. The kid said he had to use the bathroom. When I told him to go ahead, he said he just did. He was on my lap. He wasn't wearing pants. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while teaching at a daycare, a child came up to me and asked if he could go to the bathroom. Obviously, I said it was fine. He then pulled his pants down, and pee on my brand new shoes, and all over my leg. FML
Today, I was babysitting a little girl. She told me she wanted to go to the park, so we did. As we were walking back, I was carrying her on my back. When we were almost at the front door, she told me she had to pee. I told her to hold it in for a second. As we were walking through the door, I felt a warm spot on my back. FML
Today, while the kid I was babysitting was in the bathroom, he called to me "I need some help in here." Worried I ran to the bathroom and asked him what was wrong. He needed me to wipe his butt. As if that weren't gross enough, just as my hand was under his butt, he pooped again and laughed. FML
Today, I was pooping in a public toilet and a kid had walked in on me. I then heard him tell his dad, "It's okay, I didn't see anything, he was fat so his chubby legs hid it." FML
Today, I was babysitting to make a few extra dollars. While changing one of the kid's diapers, I turned around to find the other kid gone. I turned back around frantically, only to get poop flung at my face. I guess I found him. FML
Today, while babysitting, I gave the boy a pen and paper because he wanted to draw me. When he was done, he let me see, but then said, "Wait! I'm not done." He took it back and basically colored in the arms. I said, "I'm not wearing long-sleeves." He said, "That's hair." FML
Today, I discovered that my 8-year old is not fully toilet trained when a turd fell out of his pants, shortly after introducing him to his new babysitter. FML
Today, I was working at my day-camp, and one of my little boys told me he had to show me something important. He proudly showed me that he'd crapped his pants. I had to wipe his ass clean. FML
Today, I babysat a 4-year-old child for my neighbor. It seems he had diarrhea. The evidence of this is in his pants, down his leg, on the couch, on the bathroom floor, smeared on my wall, and in the shape of a brown handprint on my shirt. FML
Today, I was babysitting my cousin when I realized my aunt didn't tell me where the diapers were. I searched the entire house, but I had no luck. Then my cousin ripped off the diaper she was wearing and peed on the kitchen floor. FML
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kel_pie 1
why would be holding a kid that had no pants on ...
imperfectclarity 0
Why was he sitting on your lap without pants?? Ew.
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Comments (198)
Snow_Daisy 7
dayum. :/
shadaboo2014 0
question of the day: y were u holding a pantsless baby in ur lap...u had on pants tho rite?
purplemnm 9
wow...pantless baby on your lap? is your name Herbert? mmmm...popsicles...
SierraVanilla 0
ahaha I was thinking the same question, kid no pants in your lap?? uhmm...
Whyme8P 0
op how would u not notice??? are u mental.....stupid¡
TheLetterZero 7
What I'm worried about is why the kid was sitting on the OP's lap. Shouldn't it be the other way around?
xmagster 0
exactly what I was thinking. o__o Why did this kid not have pants on?! lol
DemonChicken 0
a better fml would be "some chick my parents hired had me naked on her lap I feel violated,fml.
paramorefan125 0
lol I ws tinkin tha exact same thing!
ivyy 0
WTF yd u have a naked kid on ur lap creeper. n nice fam guy reference btw
themajik 0
and u prolly had a boner. pedo.
majones 0
Today, I came home to see my babysitter receiving a Boston pancake from my seven year old son. FML
albinomustang 0
hahaha!!!!! Gross
cady2 0
it was probably a small one. like two or three and they were wearing a pullup or diaper and it soaked through. you all are immature.
toaster468 0
so you allow little kids to sit on your lap, PANTLESS, while their parents aren't home? petifile!!!! jk
mayumm 0
Today, I had a pantless kid on my lap while babysitting. I was turned on until he peed. FML <------- theres the shorter version
PSI_Kid 0
Wow that sucks... lol
SomeonesGoneDie 0
Holy fricken pedo shit! ZING :D
BaGu_fml 0
I think you'd notice unless you're a huge fatass. ;)
kel_pie 1
why would be holding a kid that had no pants on ...
Starfire22 5
lol... I was wondering the same thing...
Subrosawolf 0
Why are we all asuming this is a male post? It could be a female pedo.
Ajjas013 6
I think it's called foreplay.
ImaginaryFoe 1
Yay Pedobear! The other question is why were you so distracted that you didn't notice the kid did his business until he told you?
cono1717 0
lol I think it calls for a WTF!!
Ajjas013 6
Nah, it's not serious. Just another couple of posers doing a fail rendition of 2 girls 1 cup. No WTF is needed :)
Ajjas013 6
Yup :(
BigLostBear 0
#7 I was waiting to see a pedobear comment :) you have pleased me.
emala1096 17
exactly what I was thinking..
imperfectclarity 0
Why was he sitting on your lap without pants?? Ew.
Jrook 0
I think that is a crime in some states, having a naked kid on your lap. I'd make a joke about child rape... but that's not funny
xlostwithoutu 0
maybe the kid had on underwear..
dorkside_fml 0
good
QueenOfBoredom 0
i like you... why? your picture thats why!
ilovechuux13 0
maybe you shouldn't have naked kids on your lap?
OBCD_fml 0
maybe the OP mistook their job for their hobby...
Subrosawolf 0
Gotta go peepee! Yaaaaay! I did it awl by mysewf!
daftpunk_fml 0
why was there a naked kid on your lap? so fail..
22jrdn55 15
Were you raping the little dude?
Harry_Styles_fml 3
I read your comment then your picture, A+ man, A+..
breannav 0
yeah gross. i agree. y no pants
Wasted_Elmo 6
why have a kid with no pants on was u molesting him that he felt so pleased he wet him self on ur lap .... just saying