Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just laying with his head in my lap. He fell asleep so I closed my eyes and had a little nap. When I woke up he had taken my shirt off and was feeling up my boobs. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was woken up by my teenage son pulling down my shirt and taking pictures of my breasts. FML
Today, I was babysitting for my mum's friend. I put her little boy on my knee, and he kept pulling at my top. I asked him "are you hungry?" He replied "No, I want to see your titties." FML
Today, I was babysitting for my mom's coworkers two little boys. they went to bed around 9 and I was watching a movie on HBO. I fell asleep before the movie was over. I woke up to the parents walking into the house. I looked at the TV, and porn was on. FML
Today, I walked in on the 13 year-old boy I babysit masturbating while sniffing my jacket. FML
Today, I was babysitting my friend's 12-year-old son while his dad was having an emergency procedure at the hospital. I walked into the den to see if he wanted to go out to dinner, only to find him watching Pornhub on my iPad. FML
Today, I was babysitting. The kid said he had to use the bathroom. When I told him to go ahead, he said he just did. He was on my lap. He wasn't wearing pants. FML
Today, I was babysitting my co-worker's son. He was eating Jell-o and spilled it on his top, so I pulled off his PJ's, and went in his room to grab a new pair. I heard a thunk and ran to find him out cold on the floor. His parents walked in on me trying to wake up their naked 3 year-old. FML
Today, my 3-year-old fell asleep in our bed while cuddling me, and I let him stay since he was being so sweet. In the middle of the night, he took off his pants and pissed all over my head and back. FML
Today, I was babysitting a really bratty little girl. She came and cuddled up on the couch so I took it as an apology. I feel asleep while she was sitting with me and when I woke up she had peed on me. She locked herself in her room and was laughing about peeing on me for discipling her. FML
Today, I went to watch a movie. In the middle of it, I accidentally fell asleep. Minutes later, I awoke on a stranger's shoulder. He was caressing my hair. FML
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Snafuusmc 12
Like a boss.
Feklfekl2222 32
How did that not wake you? Also isn't twelve a little old to lay down in someone's lap (except parents)?
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Comments (277)
gracehi 33
Getting started early! Twelve year old boys are such little pervs. I hope you taught him a valuable lesson about what that kind of behavior will get him in the future...and slapped him across the face.
PiErC3 0
then she could've been arrested
gracehi 33
Not likely. He'd have to prove it first. & he could be arrested for molestation so he's got no leg to stand on. If he were a few years older he'd have a lot more to worry about than a slap in the face. She'd really be doing him a favor. The kid needs discipline. Better he learns his lesson now.
Ray9889 8
He's 12..... How is he going to be arrested for molestation.....? And then again, she would have to prove that he took her shirt off. A "I let a 12 year old kid sleep on my lap and he went to sleep so I decided to take a small nap as well, I woke up without a shirt and he was grabbing my breast" isn't that believable either you know.....
shadowcat13 0
Gracehi you're a fun hater
kuhnage 8
He's 12.
john443 5
Hey, he's curious
lucyinthesky420 10
That is most definitely an excuse to feel up your sleeping babysitter.
shovelface1990 4
Being 12. Those were the days....
whitehatninja 0
You got sexually harassed by a 12 year old. FYL
joposer 7
Legally speaking she was sexually assaulted.
YourAFailmod 4
That kid is a beast!
usnwife 18
How does a 12 yr old get your shirt off without you waking up??
KiddNYC1O 22
Because 12 year-olds know magic tricks.
BeaterOfTheDrums 15
ALIENS.
polochic 3
button up shirt?
tacovingtonboy 10
He's a 12 year old! We know SOME stuff!
ThisBeAUsername 6
She could be a really deep sleeper. And trust me, you can be a deep enough sleeper to not feel anything while asleep.
JudgeTroll 6
I think babysitting is only a day job.
SassieCat6 16
Babysitting is most certainly not just a day job. I know tons of parents who want babysitters during the night. And he could have done the same thing during the day.
Voldy_fml 16
LOL WTF?
AdrianEC 15
FYL for getting to 2nd base with a 12 year old unwillingly.
FML_14u2c 14
OP not wearing a bra?