Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just laying with his head in my lap. He fell asleep so I closed my eyes and had a little nap. When I woke up he had taken my shirt off and was feeling up my boobs. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was woken up by my teenage son pulling down my shirt and taking pictures of my breasts. FML
Today, I was babysitting for my mum's friend. I put her little boy on my knee, and he kept pulling at my top. I asked him "are you hungry?" He replied "No, I want to see your titties." FML
Today, I was babysitting for my mom's coworkers two little boys. they went to bed around 9 and I was watching a movie on HBO. I fell asleep before the movie was over. I woke up to the parents walking into the house. I looked at the TV, and porn was on. FML
Today, I walked in on the 13 year-old boy I babysit masturbating while sniffing my jacket. FML
Today, I was babysitting my friend's 12-year-old son while his dad was having an emergency procedure at the hospital. I walked into the den to see if he wanted to go out to dinner, only to find him watching Pornhub on my iPad. FML
Today, I was babysitting. The kid said he had to use the bathroom. When I told him to go ahead, he said he just did. He was on my lap. He wasn't wearing pants. FML
Today, I was babysitting my co-worker's son. He was eating Jell-o and spilled it on his top, so I pulled off his PJ's, and went in his room to grab a new pair. I heard a thunk and ran to find him out cold on the floor. His parents walked in on me trying to wake up their naked 3 year-old. FML
How sweet
Today, my 3-year-old fell asleep in our bed while cuddling me, and I let him stay since he was being so sweet. In the middle of the night, he took off his pants and pissed all over my head and back. FML
Today, I was babysitting a really bratty little girl. She came and cuddled up on the couch so I took it as an apology. I feel asleep while she was sitting with me and when I woke up she had peed on me. She locked herself in her room and was laughing about peeing on me for discipling her. FML
Today, I went to watch a movie. In the middle of it, I accidentally fell asleep. Minutes later, I awoke on a stranger's shoulder. He was caressing my hair. FML
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Snafuusmc 12
Like a boss.
Feklfekl2222 32
How did that not wake you? Also isn't twelve a little old to lay down in someone's lap (except parents)?
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Snafuusmc 12
Like a boss.
AustinMahone_fml 3
kids these days learn fast haha
Damn_Hippster 11
He's learning well, get them while there sleeping, that's my motto.
blackheart24 10
How did u not feel him take off your shirt?
explodingmuffint 0
This Childs father would be so proud.
FMLshark 12
A little nap? More like you passed out completely to the point of not feeling someone take off your shirt and groping your boobs.
masterpink 2
His father taught him hahaha
Pudagiah 12
29 - SAME PROFILE PICTURE!
masterpink 2
His father taught him hahaha
taco_bender 12
I think he slipped something in your drink.
ASSASSIN95 17
Pics or it didn't happen
n_epic_fail 14
It's cuz your Australian -___- you people are too damn good looking.
blackheart24 10
Weve already had this discussion, Australians are ******* hot because they are into sports and being fit, combined with their sun tanned bodies and sexy, brain melting accents. At least Australians stereotype is that they're all sexy as ****.
RadikulRam 16
Another stereotype #123 is that Australians are criminals locked up in one big prison and ride kangaroo's to school.
blackheart24 10
Pff I wish my stereotype was riding kangaroos to school. That would be badass.
tjv3 10
It's weird that you let him lay in you lap, it's weird that you didn't wake up during the exposing , hell it's just weird
jazz23 2
hell yeah like a boss lmao
xxtb0 0
illogical. pretty sure op was aware of this shes just a twisted freak.
xxtb0 0
illogical. pretty sure op was aware of this shes just a twisted freak.
PicklesMcRaptor 0
161 - Your hair is awesome
smallbutdeadly42 0
Hehe 508th like :P
ripresno 10
Before I even read the comments I had my friend read this and when he was done reading I said to him like a boss and I flipped out when I saw the first comment
Awes0meperson 10
140- wait that's a stereotype? I thought… well this is awkward…
bglen21 4
Maybe they are in on big prison and do ride kangaroos. You don't know them.
SexySlayer1248 18
Wow you're on you way to becoming a rapist
ALpein 0
289 So I'm assuming when you grope people, you call them a rapist?
Luckyman22 5
I'm guessing 262 has not had much luck in the guy department.
j_cat187 20
Shall your comment break the 1000 like barrier? Let's find out
yeastybeans 5
Like a sir
Tyger44 1
Hmm,i live in the gold coast and on a rare chance i get to see these suntanned goddesses you guys are talking about. .true about the accent,but the macho looking men tend to be just meatheads&the tanned,sun bleached girls tend to be snookie's. Dont trust the commercials people.dont trust them.
funnyfiona 0
I like to be unique and ride a emu instead XD
funnyfiona 0
No I wish, I have to like in Australia and all we learn at school is that every other country sucks and that Australians are supreme. oh and every opportunity they brag . Oh and they blame England and America for their mistakes i.e their own racism towards Indigenous Australians. Crazy backwards country!
starburst7596 14
And the American stereotype is that we're all fat as ****.
colbyuk2002 1
No but if they are underage guess who gets called the rapist??
godamnitmotagain 16
Well the British originally put colonies there for the sole purpose of being a prison island.
bluberry1995 4
You made an account! (: I love youu
bluberry1995 4
At 20 ^^
mystical_child 6
240- haha yes, it is.. ???? and if you're wondering, no we do not have pet koalas. XD
Everdeath90 3
Seriously? People are CONDONING sexual assault? Wtf people, that's just ******* wrong. Also, if I was OP I would prolly slap the kid out if reaction, then I'd rat the little bastard out to his parents because that kind of behaviour is extremely inappropriate and should've dealt with.
greatinbed 0
Your cute(: just thought I'd share that with you(:
greatinbed 0
#20 your cute(: I thought I'd just let you know(:
greatinbed 0
#20 your cute(: hmu?(:
greatinbed 0
#20 AustinMahone your cute as ****(;
folfg0 12
Well.... Op kinda deserves it. How do you not feel someone taking off your shirt? Especially if your asleep? It doesn't say he moved it up, he took her shirt off her body. HOW DO YOU NOT FEEL THAT? He had to move her arms, pull her shirt over her head and arms, then he starts touching her... Sounds a little bit... Fishy.
redcliffe 2
We think you're all up yourselves too.
esp_superstar 10
I'm Australian and I wish I did ride a kangaroo to school but that would be mean:( but a cool idea
uzee 29
Living the dream
mthurston 14
I like to ride my wife
NickKuiper 8
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
His parents raised him right!
Redoxx_fml 22
They sure did, but why the hell does he need a babysitter at 12?
22cute 17
That's a typical 12yo boy behavior. His parents had nothing to do with it so much as his genetics.
_011235813_ 11
Of course. All the 12 year olds I know love groping their sleeping babysitters. And blaming genetics, to take blame of parents, is completely illogical.
GothicAngel17 24
Well that's what OP gets for thinking a 12yo boy is a baby... That's when the hormones come out, yeesh!
bitch_pleez 10
They come out at puberty, which is usually later than 12 for males. Don't be dumb 211
Alopez426 3
Puberty can start as early as 8 or 9 or as late as 15 or 16. Know your facts before calling someone dumb. Don't be dumb 274
chimocho 8
26- youre not supposed to leave a kid at home if they're not mature enough. NSPCC says most children 12 or under aren't mature enough to be home alone, and that no child under 16 should be left home alone over night. So lots of 12 year olds will still have babysitters.
kodyrsswanson 6
Pics or it didn't happen
buttermybacon16 1
yes they did raise him right u go boy
titzenpitzer 9
Shit goddamn. Already a man.
ghirahim 5
Atta boy
KMtheDrummer 6
Don't underestimate a 12 year old.
williamcarter93 13
'shit goddamn' made me laugh, an interesting combination of profanities
VoteForTaco 8
If I ever have a kid like that it would make me proud :)
LemonandLime 13
So you all approve of what is technically sexual assault?
armorf0r 7
Absolutely, 341.
melanie177 1
Well, at least the parents didn't walk in on that!
Philerup31 12
That would have been one hell of an FML
KiddNYC1O 22
Dad would've been proud.
williamh327 5
Im sure they found out later though...
Feklfekl2222 32
How did that not wake you? Also isn't twelve a little old to lay down in someone's lap (except parents)?
ThisBeAUsername 6
Welcome to our generation.
detroitsucks247 3
Twelve is a bit old to lay in anyones lap... Unless its to take advantage of a babysitter while shes sleeping
aruam365 24
62- I disagree. If my 12 year old wanted to lay their head in my lap, I'd be fine with that. There are very unfortunate circumstances when a parent will sexually abuse their child but in most cases there is absolutely no sexual aspect to a child laying their head in a parent's lap and is completely appropriate and acceptable.
RedmontFief 7
Um...isn't twelve a little old to have a baby sitter at all??? Unless he got held back he should be in 6th or 6th grade!????
aruam365 24
132- The year that it says I was born in on my profile is incorrect. You saying I wouldn't know what I would do is quite ignorant, I certainly have beliefs about raising my children that sure as hell won't be changing. EVER. Also, I never said that it should be a constant thing, but a child will and can develop perfectly normally even if they snuggle up with their parents sometimes. If you think it's going to stunt a child's development to cuddle up with their parents on occasion, then you know nothing of raising a child well. My cousin is a child development specialist, and he happens to be visiting me. I showed him your comment, he laughed.
xStaciexLynnx 15
139- I agree with you. The only thing is I think it's different when it's your child and when you're the babysitter. I wouldn't want to be in that position with a 12 year old boy, especially with the way our society. Who knows what parents would say if they came home (even if your shirt WAS on) and saw that. Some people are insane. You can be as loving as you'd like with your own children but it's shaky with others' children.
aruam365 24
145- I agree. I think it only should be a parent or a very close relative. I would be okay with my niece or nephew did and I think my sister would be fine with it too but other than an extremely close relative I don't think it's a good idea.
divadame80 0
Hello, DUH, it's YOUR kid. Not someone else's!!!!!!
skyeyez9 25
They do it because they want to be close to you and feel comforted, but too big to sit completely in your lap like when they were toddlers.
ksackal91 0
What does a twelve year old laying on their parents lap have anything to do with a twelve year old laying on a baby sisters lap? I do believe the two are completely different. However I do agree, how could you not feel the kid taking off your shirt even if it was a button up. Kinda odd.
Jannettecooks 1
My brother and I still snuggle up to our mom and he's in the Army. A mother gives comfort and love. (Besides, this comment said except for his parents)
Potterfreakk 6
Hello, I'm 12 years old, I don't lay in my parents lap, but I guess it's not weird if I did. But lay in your babysitters lap is just weird... Plus you honestly shouldn't need a babysitter at age 12 either.. And yuppp, boys my age are disgusting.
Lil_Red777 21
#252 aren't you a little young for this site? And if you think boys are disgusting now you shouldn't date when you get older. They rarely get any better if anything they get worse.
br0ccoli 15
This is out of the norm but its not the weirdest thing out there. Has everyone forgotten about the 13 year old that still breastfeeds?
bitch_pleez 10
139 are you really that stubborn in saying you will NEVER change your beliefs? Or is it just idiocy on your part?
Luckyman22 5
I'm guessing 262 has had some bad luck with the immature guys she dates. Don't lump us all together just because you have bad judgement.
jem137451 0
I agree!
memecookie 0
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Rasmase 4
MOST boys. There is those people that isnt.
Earth_Bound 0
he had his head in ur lap for a reason.
titzenpitzer 9
Maybe he has this technique all worked out
its_so_ironic 5
clever kid
thenoobftw 3
This will be a great story to tell his friends. ~Respect
l23VIVE 17
Id put my head in ur lap ( •_• )
CrazyGirl445 4
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
doesn't matter. got felt up
TruexSniper 0
Your memes are terrible and you should feel terrible!
missymay993 11
It works even better with the Zoidburg picture
EduJav321 24
This the worst degree of wrong
Teabubbles 8
yea, because getting touched by a twelve year old is soo much fun...
AlaskanEskimo34 0
Future rapist right there
breadfruit 0
You spelled "winner" wrong.
proud2fly 7
260- if you are implying that rapists are winners, you are absolute scum.
Manveer 0
Atleast he has initiative.
TovaglioloViso 5
That kid is a champ, unfortunately for you.