Today, I was babysitting my co-worker's son. He was eating Jell-o and spilled it on his top, so I pulled off his PJ's, and went in his room to grab a new pair. I heard a thunk and ran to find him out cold on the floor. His parents walked in on me trying to wake up their naked 3 year-old. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was babysitting to make a few extra dollars. While changing one of the kid's diapers, I turned around to find the other kid gone. I turned back around frantically, only to get poop flung at my face. I guess I found him. FML
Today, my 3-year-old fell asleep in our bed while cuddling me, and I let him stay since he was being so sweet. In the middle of the night, he took off his pants and pissed all over my head and back. FML
Today, I came home from work, only to find the babysitter passed out on the couch with a bottle of Jack Daniel's. At some point, it seems my son had taken the liberty of peeing on her while she slept. FML
Today, I went downstairs completely naked to get water, completely forgetting that my daughter had a sleepover and they were in the living room. The ice dispenser woke some of them up, including my daughter. FML
Today, I was babysitting for my neighbors. Their 5 year-old had finally fallen asleep at 11 after two hours of stories and songs. No sooner had I tiptoed out of the room did I realize that my phone had dropped out of my pocket onto the bed. It was ringing. It was their mother checking in. FML
Today, I was babysitting my neighbor's kid. We were playing in the yard, when he fell and got a small scratch on his leg. I gasp, and he takes a huge breath in and yells, "FUUUCK!!!" as loud as possible. The parents thought it was me, and the mother slapped me in the face. FML
Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the couch while babysitting. When the kids' parents came home, they made fake crying noises to see if I would wake up. I slept like a baby, and by the time they finally roused me, I'd left a nice drool stain on the armrest. FML
Today, I woke up to my daughter crying, and my son running through the living room completely naked with her bottle, laughing his head off. FML
Today, a kid pulled down my shorts while I was ordering at McDonald's. In my haste to pull them back up, I hit my head on the counter and was knocked out cold. I woke up on the floor, my shorts still around my knees, in a puddle of my own urine. I had peed myself while unconscious. FML
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ozzie2010 0
dude, take the kid with you nxt time...
lametta 0
Jello isn't liquidy... unless he mushed it into his pjs, you could've just picked it off and wiped the sticky off. No need to change them. Regardless, you shouldn't have left him alone.
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Comments (64)
Mnemic 6
At least you made sure he couldn't fall or something....
ozzie2010 0
dude, take the kid with you nxt time...
Tehalon 0
So he fell asleep naked in the chair in which he was eating jell-o from just a moment ago? Wish i could fall asleep so quickly.
Link5794 18
I thought he fell and got knocked out.
lametta 0
Jello isn't liquidy... unless he mushed it into his pjs, you could've just picked it off and wiped the sticky off. No need to change them. Regardless, you shouldn't have left him alone.
_CauseBatMan 5
It was probably watery jello or something I mean he is 3...
zanathegirl 6
maaaybe it was Jell-O brand pudding? that stuff stains fast.
hybridstar 0
poor kid...
MasaMushia 0
Think of this as a new opportunity for another job!
Chibi_fml 9
The first rule of babysitting young children is to never leave them alone. I guess you discovered the reason for that the hard way.
chiddy_bang71 0
No, the first rule of baby sitting is don't have sex with the baby.
ijrnelson 0
#8 I also think the rule of babysitting is don't take their clothes off and leave them naked in the living room! Especially in the Everyones-a-perve world we live in these days.
Gringo_fml 0
Sigh, even my 12 year old cousin knows not to leave a baby on their own... Good luck getting another chance
KxHoneyCombxP 24
3 yr olds aren't babies. I have a 3 year old and I leave that kid (relatively) to his own devices while I am in another room since he was 2.
fortunecookie_fml 0
this doesn't make sense at all. you can't "spill" jello? and even if you did, it wouldn't mess up something so bad that you would have to change it. I would understand if you were making it... but you obviously weren't soooooooooo...
BagelPower 0
Auctually some Jello brands put liquid in the plastic cup, to help it last longer. And they do get messy. How do you think Jello is made? I have had bad experiances with Jello while babysitting.