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Today, I walked in on the 13 year-old boy I babysit masturbating while sniffing my jacket. FML

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False_Stupidity 42

Why does a 13 year old need a baby sitter?

GokuSS400 18

Well…that'll certainly make for an awkward discussion with his parents

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GokuSS400 18

Well…that'll certainly make for an awkward discussion with his parents

HarshD9619 34

This reminds of Robbie in Crazy Stupid Love

Fixme 5

Why on earth should his parents be dragged into this?

TheSulkingDead 14

If the OP would tell the parents she would be pure evil.

Soparot 29

I think a talk with him should come before his parents. I think 13 years is old enough to try and figure something like that out before resorting to talking to his parents. If talking to him solves nothing, then go to the parents. (That's just my opinion)

oksureeee 8

Why would u tell the parents?

ProximityToDeath 20

That's extremely creepy to say the least. Good luck with that kid. I believe a talk is in order.

GokuSS400 18

Or a potential restraining order in the making…

bobslawnservice 16

He's a 13 year old boy. He'll probably whack it to a spoon if the wind blew the wrong way. Leave him be.

Fixme 5

Come on, he's 13. Every neuron in his brain is focused on sex. It's perfectly normal and perfectly harmless. I am sure her jacket wasn't harmed by being sniffed.

Badkarma4u 17

13 yearl old boys jerk to anything, and I do mean anything. TV shows on pause, catalogs, sales flyers, yearbook photos. Whats worse they jerk off WITH anything. Socks, gloves, steaks, chicken breasts, couch cushions(the space between the cushions.) towels wrapped in duct tape, chamois cloth to name a few. Just FYL and knock first next time.

TheNewGuy03 29

41, I just pictured a dude trying to stroke the beef with a chicken breast. My bag of frozen chicken breasts will never be looked at the same way ever again...

sturschaedel 27

41, I take it you are talking from experience?

Bluedy 17

41, I'm 14 and I've never masturbated(but that's not the point) Even I think what the kid did was creepy as hell.I get it he's 13 and hormones and stuff but no normal kid would do that. Plus i've never heard 2 parents casually talking about their kid sticking his dick in the couch like it was no big deal.That kid has problems.

sureshadow 23

Get off the website if you are 14 man.

PhinIt2WinIt 24

what are you, 8? ^

peroxidemocha 3

Sounds like you're speaking from experience.

eliwitt 9

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Did you help him finish

onlychildFTW 34

This is real life. Not some creepy porno with an underage boy and possible underage babysitter.

bwinski 19

@7 Well it certainly isn't if you have that attitude...

ZGLH 11

Comments like these are why I even read the comments

MikaykayUnicorn 36

#7, anything can become a porno if you try hard enough.

soydanni 10

DEAAAAAN FROM SUPERNATURAL ????

whyisitincapital 25

Some of the negatives of babysitting usually involves temper tantrums, breaking of expensive objects and refusal to go to bed at the designated time. Apparently we can now include raging teenage hormones to that list.

chuka81 27

Raging hormones have always been in the list. I had a crush on my babysitter and I'm sure I'm not the only one.

pjsr 33

Sounds like he was more than happy to go to bed ...with OP's jacket

bwinski 19

This awkward moment brought to you by: puberty and hormones...

thestube 13

at least you know you smell good

jazzybaby179 22

Well at least you know someone finds you attractive Op;) jk that's awkward

dabears1011234 27

No, just her smell.

bobslawnservice 16

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

At least do the kid a favour and give him a pair of your panties.

nominaski 25

oh yeah, encourage him to be a bigger pervert in the future. *notice the sarcasm*

ZGLH 11

I thought it was funny

FluffyPandas156 13

Wasn't expecting it to be your jacket. But hopefully the parents can sort this out

False_Stupidity 42

Why does a 13 year old need a baby sitter?

HeartYou101 31

I was thinking the exact same thing, unless he's very immature for his age and/or has special needs and/or there's smaller siblings he's too young to mind himself...I'm a babysitter myself and the oldest child I've minded was 10 (also, by the time I was 11 my mother stopped getting me babysitters).

luther48 20

No need for and/or. Just or. Or includes the option of multiple options in the sequence or just a single item

Badkarma4u 17

Exactly, the kid doesnt need a babysitter, he needs a JOB!

soulreaper12296 28

#39, unless it's an agricultural job (meaning a family owned farm) he can't have a job for another year. US requires that to have a non-agricultural job you must be at least 14 years of age.

pjsr 33

Why does he need a babysitter, #15? How else is he going to get a girl's jacket?!

brezzyanna 17

Lots of reasons. Younger siblings, don't trust the kid,, they don't want the kid home alone overnight, he has special needs, if it's over night maybe they don't trust the kid to make his own food.

copperchinchilla 19

I assume if he is jacking it to someone's jacket I assume he's not exactly a well rounded trustworthy kid lol

NostalgiaFreak9 43

Maybe he did something that broke his parents trust in him.

HeartYou101 31

#33, I am well capable of stringing a sentence together; thank you hen. If you have anymore sound advice for me, please write it down on a small piece of paper, fold and scrunch it up real tight, lie down in the foetal position and stick it up your rectum.

SolarLunix 21

ADD/ADHD children, autistic children, children who are going throu a streak where their parents don't trust them. Children who are afraid to be left home alone for too long. I had a summer babysitting a thirteen year old as well as a twelve year old because they couldn't get food themselves. Overbearing parents also.

UncleSplooge 16

#63 Hey, at least you tried. No one can take that from you.

blazingshot147 19

#19 At the same time, chances are that if the kid is old enough to spank it to a jacket, I'm pretty sure that he has at least a basic understanding of what not to do in a house... Granted I never had a babysitter that I could remember because the first time I was left home alone was when I was 8 and I was already a bit of a recluse and my mom knew that I was smart enough to not burn the house down while she was gone.