Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just laying with his head in my lap. He fell asleep so I closed my eyes and had a little nap. When I woke up he had taken my shirt off and was feeling up my boobs. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was woken up by my teenage son pulling down my shirt and taking pictures of my breasts. FML
Today, I was babysitting for my mum's friend. I put her little boy on my knee, and he kept pulling at my top. I asked him "are you hungry?" He replied "No, I want to see your titties." FML
Today, I was babysitting for my mom's coworkers two little boys. they went to bed around 9 and I was watching a movie on HBO. I fell asleep before the movie was over. I woke up to the parents walking into the house. I looked at the TV, and porn was on. FML
Today, I walked in on the 13 year-old boy I babysit masturbating while sniffing my jacket. FML
Today, I was babysitting my friend's 12-year-old son while his dad was having an emergency procedure at the hospital. I walked into the den to see if he wanted to go out to dinner, only to find him watching Pornhub on my iPad. FML
Today, I was babysitting. The kid said he had to use the bathroom. When I told him to go ahead, he said he just did. He was on my lap. He wasn't wearing pants. FML
Today, I was babysitting my co-worker's son. He was eating Jell-o and spilled it on his top, so I pulled off his PJ's, and went in his room to grab a new pair. I heard a thunk and ran to find him out cold on the floor. His parents walked in on me trying to wake up their naked 3 year-old. FML
Today, my 3-year-old fell asleep in our bed while cuddling me, and I let him stay since he was being so sweet. In the middle of the night, he took off his pants and pissed all over my head and back. FML
Today, I was babysitting a really bratty little girl. She came and cuddled up on the couch so I took it as an apology. I feel asleep while she was sitting with me and when I woke up she had peed on me. She locked herself in her room and was laughing about peeing on me for discipling her. FML
Today, I went to watch a movie. In the middle of it, I accidentally fell asleep. Minutes later, I awoke on a stranger's shoulder. He was caressing my hair. FML
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Snafuusmc 12
Like a boss.
Feklfekl2222 32
How did that not wake you? Also isn't twelve a little old to lay down in someone's lap (except parents)?
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Comments (277)
tj4234 36
one million lad points to the kid.
brookieeboo100 1
haha he thought he was gonna get lucky tonight !
pagullarka 9
Can you imagine the stories in the school he will tell.
HooHooHa 6
Sigh..12 year olds are getting more action than me...I wish I was that kid
skittles987_fml 0
Still counts...
lolxlolx3 0
that little perv
shanniemac 2
That kid's got great future as a playa!
hilde43 5
Way to go Thats too funny
Neatfellen 0
how in the hell didnt u feel him take ur shirt off?!
justalilrandom2 4
Some parents aren't alright with leaving a 12 year old home alone, likely at night. It's completely understandable. It's also able to be inferred from the fml that there are no older siblings present or at all, personally I wouldn't leave a 12 year old alone never mind if there are some younger siblings. 12 years old is still primary school here, it's a young 12 compared to say the uk where you're on to your 2nd child by 3 different men by that age.
joposer 7
Inappropriate.
Blanca781720 5
This guy is in like 6th or 7th grade, who is probably like 5'7 (I'm in 7th grade, so this is pretty accurate) and you didn't think that it was weird at all when he rested his head on your lap?!?
GoldenGrizzly 7
Did she babysit the 5'7 guy in your class? No. My little brother was 4'9 at 12. He didn't hit a growth spurt until like 8th grade. Some 12 year olds are small and innocent looking.
1710_fml 0
You think there innocent
SystemofaBlink41 27
I can assure you that by the age of 10 the kids in my class were already talking about naked ladies and masturbating...