Today, I went to watch a movie. In the middle of it, I accidentally fell asleep. Minutes later, I awoke on a stranger's shoulder. He was caressing my hair. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend and his parents, who I haven't known very long. I ended up falling asleep. That doesn't sound so bad, until I woke my drooling self up by snoring extremely loud. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the train and accidentally wound up resting my head on a strange man's shoulder. When I woke up, I discovered that not only did he not object, but he decided to return the favor by resting his hand on my thigh. I was wearing a skirt. FML
Today, at the hairdresser's, I fell asleep while my hair was being washed. My barber had to shake me awake. FML
Today, I had fallen asleep in the back of a friend's car on the way home from a night out. When I woke up, they were in the middle of a full-on make out session. I had to pretend to be asleep for 20 minutes until they decided to "wake me up". FML
Today, I fell asleep on the bus. When I woke up, my head was resting on the broad, tanned shoulder of the smoking hot guy sitting next to me. I had drooled a little. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my new boyfriend. I got tired so I thought it would be cute to fall asleep on him. He woke me up and said, "You got me wet." Thinking it was a joke, I said smoothly, "That's what she said!" He replied "No, really." I looked down, I'd drooled all over his shirt. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. As I started putting my arm around her, I hit her in the face. FML
Today, while on the bus, an elderly man fell asleep on my shoulder. He looked sweet, so I didn't push him off. A few minutes later, the bus jolted and his head slipped down into my breasts. I'm pretty sure you don't smile like that when you're really asleep. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the bus taking me home after a long hard day at work. I woke up with my head on a stranger’s shoulder, drooling. The worst part? The stranger was my crush from college, who I haven’t seen in years. Turns out we have the same bus route. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the train after a long day. I woke up to find that I’d been drooling onto the shoulder of the stranger next to me for at least three stops. He said nothing, but when I stood up, there was a wet patch shaped like my face on his sleeve. FML
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Top comments
rs89 20
You should thank God that caressing your hair is all you got.
Warmonger_Smurf 29
Fell asleep single, woke up on a date. Sounds like a great day to me.
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Comments (80)
rs89 20
You should thank God that caressing your hair is all you got.
Dracoboxer357 36
1- Well, assuming we're only talking about the hair on her scalp, then I would agree with you for the most part. ;p
Ambient25 25
Why do you have to take it there #37....
BlueFlatts 20
Because on FML is an all or nothing kind of deal.
Dracoboxer357 36
43- Because the Devil's in the Details, and little else can **** My Life like when "Bad' takes that extra step towards "Goddamn Awful." ;)
ThatFancyPenn 18
It's nice to know that humanity is started to shape up
\ 28
This reminds me of that FML video where Ben's GF's brother is playing with his hair...
FinJage 18
That's just only when she woke up. What about, while she was sleeping?
Darren22 12
creepy
Queensland 27
Oh was it? I wasn't sure. Thanks for confirming that for me.
naxeeb 33
I thought it was a lovely gesture!
Queensland 27
It is! I was being genuine!
untouchable763 10
What a thoughtful gentleman he was. Feel blessed.
roro_superloser 13
Aaah & who said romance was dead
Wizardo 34
The darkness does strange things to a man...
roro_superloser 13
It's more of a fondle than i get. Which theatre was this.?
Dusty_Busters 15
Lol @ 66. Well done
roro_superloser 13
#72 why thank u. Was being genuine though. What theatre dammit.!? Haha
awkward611 26
be glad he didn't try more.
OneGirlTwoCups 13
Yeah, "Eyyyyy after I caress your hair how about I take you down to my place?"
football98_fml 20
i find it weird that u bought a ticket to watch a movie, amd then take a nap during the movie. but still, that guys pretty creepyyy
graffitied_love 20
OP said they accidentally fell asleep
imawesomeokay 15
(This is VERY late, haha sorry) I had about four hours asleep and I was watching The Lone Ranger.. I guess you can see why I fell asleep.
Pwn17 25
I think he likes you.
tygerarmy 35
Did you fall asleep on his shoulder or did he creep up on you?
RonnieG 10
so...you paid to sleep on a creepy guys shoulder?
BlueFlatts 20
No, he paid to have a girl fall asleep on his shoulder.
BimmerDriver 23
Did he at least tell you you're pretty?