Today, I was babysitting for my mom's coworkers two little boys. they went to bed around 9 and I was watching a movie on HBO. I fell asleep before the movie was over. I woke up to the parents walking into the house. I looked at the TV, and porn was on. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was watching TV with my grandpa, and he stopped flipping channels on a movie with a hot naked chick getting oiled down. Suddenly the remote landed on my stomach as my mom and grandma walked in. They yelled at me for being a pervert, while my grandpa sat and chuckled. FML
Today, I had to babysit a 9 year-old girl. I hadn't slept for almost 40 hours and fell half-asleep while sitting on her couch for two minutes. She asked me something, but I thought it was a dream and answered with, "Your mom's a hoe." When I woke up, I realized I'd said it out loud instead of in my head. FML
Today, I was babysitting my friend's 12-year-old son while his dad was having an emergency procedure at the hospital. I walked into the den to see if he wanted to go out to dinner, only to find him watching Pornhub on my iPad. FML
Today, I was babysitting a 6 year-old and a 9 year-old. After they went to bed, I started working on a project for on my laptop that was due in 12 hours and fell asleep. I woke up to a dog licking my peanut buttered keyboard and the two kids sitting in the corner giggling. FML
Today, I was babysitting my co-worker's son. He was eating Jell-o and spilled it on his top, so I pulled off his PJ's, and went in his room to grab a new pair. I heard a thunk and ran to find him out cold on the floor. His parents walked in on me trying to wake up their naked 3 year-old. FML
Today, I was babysitting for my neighbors. Their 5 year-old had finally fallen asleep at 11 after two hours of stories and songs. No sooner had I tiptoed out of the room did I realize that my phone had dropped out of my pocket onto the bed. It was ringing. It was their mother checking in. FML
Today, I went to see a movie with my parents. During a sex scene, my dad covered my eyes. I'm married and have 2 kids. FML
Today, my mom kicked my dad out of the house and told him not to come home again. Why? I started watching some porn on my computer, forgetting I was still connected to the bluetooth speakers in the living room. My mom thought it was my dad, and I didn't have the balls to admit the truth. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the couch while babysitting. When the kids' parents came home, they made fake crying noises to see if I would wake up. I slept like a baby, and by the time they finally roused me, I'd left a nice drool stain on the armrest. FML
Today, I was taking a nap while my mom was at work. I woke up when she came home and didn't think anything of it so I went back to sleep. When I woke up again, I went downstairs and our 52" plasma screen TV, my xbox 360, and $1500 computer were all stolen. I'm guessing that wasn't my mom. FML
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fish1806 0
LOL!!!! I laughed so hard reading this fml. Now everybody in the train is looking at me.
silverling 0
It could have been worse. You could have woken up with the kid sitting next to you and him be watching the ****, when the parents walked in.
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Comments (75)
fish1806 0
LOL!!!! I laughed so hard reading this fml. Now everybody in the train is looking at me.
wintamint101 7
ouch...wonder what their reactions were
mackenzieex3 0
that's happened to me so many times! just I was in my room..alone. xD
kyliebear 15
That's embarrassing and funny, but how'd you get Internet?
RebekahBrooke 9
3G???
Lennes 12
Who rides trains anymore?
ninalaura 5
People in New York
feven 32
Same but on the bus haha :)
Amkii 0
lol Hope they realize you weren't actually watching that, and they let you babysit again!
TurboKill1 0
Darn you HBO late at night.
bradley5055 0
yeah thats awkward guess ur not getting rehired for that baby sitting gig lol @1 holy crap u get wifi on the train where do u live (i want that) *jealous*
GiddyXD 0
nah probably an iphone connection
Mace2040 1
network connectionn....phone......
snowcapt 9
Its called 3G... -.-
lucyisbae 18
It's not just 3G, there's also 4G, LTE, and lots of stuff like that. They're all different levels of connection.
silverling 0
It could have been worse. You could have woken up with the kid sitting next to you and him be watching the ****, when the parents walked in.
thedyingewok 0
That happened to me!!!!!!!!! Except it was my parents that came into my room when I fell asleep and thought I was watching ****. :(
goodthingidgaf 0
That's happened to me too, except it was gay male erotica and I went to church with the people.
fish1806 0
@4 I live in the Netherlands. Wifi is available in every place here, even in the train.
EvilPuggy 11
that is totally awesome.
Djosef_fml 0
That's awsome! Let me just learn Nederlands and/or Low Saxon and/or Frysk and/or Limburgish... and I'm on my way to squat your WIFI. I love the culture and the languages spoken in your contry. =)
Sgt_Schadenfreud 0
Sleeping on the job? Great duty of care there chump.
BuhZinga 2
Wow, I can't believe it took 9 people for someone to finally say what a shitty babysitter he was. Maybe you shouldn't have been sleeping there guy, I think they call that instant karma :D
haille_fml 0
dont assume so fast. I babysit about six different families children. most of the time the kids will go to sleep at abt 8 or 9, and the parents won't be home until 2am. What else are you supposed to do? I've always slept if it got too late an I've never gotten a complaint or been asked to stay awake.
degri_pink_anne 2
Ummm.... what do you think the parents do once the kids are asleep? I'm a heavy sleeper and can sleep through there crying so I set an alarm for every twenty minutes... I'd hate to babysit late nights for you...
raven_of_azarath 35
What about when you babysit over night, or for several days if the parents go out of town? Do you just stay awake the whole time? No. There are some cases when sleeping at a babysitting job is okay.
countrygal926 0
Boston has wifi on the trains