Today, I was babysitting for my mum's friend. I put her little boy on my knee, and he kept pulling at my top. I asked him "are you hungry?" He replied "No, I want to see your titties." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just laying with his head in my lap. He fell asleep so I closed my eyes and had a little nap. When I woke up he had taken my shirt off and was feeling up my boobs. FML
Today, while babysitting a six year-old boy, he asked me if I could show him my "boobies." I said no, that wouldn't be very appropriate. Suddenly, he pulled down his undies and pointed at his package while exclaiming, "Look, my penis is on again!" It was pointing RIGHT at me. FML
Today, I babysat a five year-old girl. She ran up to me, threw her arms around my waist and said, "YUMMY! I'm going to eat you!" with her face in my crotch. I said sarcastically under my breath, "Finally, some action!" I turned around to find her dad staring at me, having heard. He's my cousin. FML
Today, after ten minutes of squishing my boobs together for my boyfriend, trying to get him to stare, he glanced at them then blankly said "I've seen better tits on my mom, so baby just stop that" and smiled. FML
Today, I was woken up by my teenage son pulling down my shirt and taking pictures of my breasts. FML
Today, I was babysitting. The kid said he had to use the bathroom. When I told him to go ahead, he said he just did. He was on my lap. He wasn't wearing pants. FML
Today, I was playing with my 5 year-old neighbor. I was changing and he saw me naked. Then he went home and his parents came over. Apparently, he told them that I have beautiful boobs. FML
Today, I was trying on bras in a shop when a little kid stuck their head under my stall. I was completely topless and completely surprised when they asked if I was their mommy. I'm 16. FML
Today, my 4 year old son groped my breasts and said, "This is what daddy told me to do." FML
Today, while we had my husband's boss over, my 3-year-old son decided to burst into the living room naked and yell, "Mum, look! Penis!" and wiggle it around. FML
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preetyprincess 0
awkward...
bt2breakskn 0
his dad taught him well lol jk
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Comments (319)
preetyprincess 0
awkward...
mmmazingmary 0
that's happened to me before :/ little kids can be pervs
jorjaa 0
who can blame him. bOObs are great :D
sammyprosnit 8
it's probably the only attention they've gotten all year.
kennylou 0
So did you show him?
SS99_fml 20
Wow, how would you even begin to answer that? XD haha
InfantryMarc 0
that's prolly cuz ur hott Mary and from ur pic u look to have a nice body. can't blame a kid for tryin
catalystics 2
wow how old is that kid like 12?
yeeder1 0
hahahaha i love it
HandOfClod 0
If I were you, I'd titty smack him until that ****** went unconscious.
Lumpy760 0
what do you excepte your darn cute
Melaniee_fml 0
he was trained by his father well.
PimpdaddyCJT 13
little pimp!!!!!
Artsygirl90 14
Haha! That's great! That's happened to me before back when I used to babysit.
Lumpy760 0
I was talking about #6.
missvee98324 0
Ahhahaa i lmaoed
UHGG 0
haha!! he's a mini horn dog!
quent10 0
agreed with 8 ^_^ but did ya let him see?
jorjaa 0
she probably didn't. sounds like a party pooper since she's complaining about it ha
karlita22 0
wow little kids!!!
vargmamma 0
in your case I can understand the kid...
RiiOT09 9
that is just beyond awkward.
allenrotstein 0
if 6 was baby sitting me, I'd do the same!!
seanders 10
^^ why bother asking 6 you the whole Internet can pretty much see em already.
okieraider71 4
MY MAN!!!!!
wilkshire13 0
if 6 was baby sitting me, I don't think I would be asking. let's the peeve comments commence, gogogo!!:D
blocparty 0
like father like son :)
transam87 0
smartest kid ever, 6- pervs? look what your putting on display as your pic!
theFMLwhore5 0
omfg xD that is realllllyyy akward..
Igor_g5 0
#6 If I was a kid I would want to see your ******* too. As a matter of fact I'm not a kid and I still want to.
That_Guy_Jake_JR 0
Agree with 8, he knows what women are for. JK DONT FLAME ME.
JuliaM1000 10
A little horny freak i see...
nevada_girl 6
yeah, 6 can't complain... she's showing everyone anyway
2manu2 0
your fit
Izzy_babii 0
I agree with 21,if ya don't like "perves" then don't put trashy stuff like that as your pic 6 :D
soul_fml 0
it starts young...
selenagirl_fml 0
everyone loves bo0bs these days! pssht! KIDS....
rainbowhobos 4
Was the kid's name Stewie Griffen? O:
StopTheFuckinCar_fml 0
*add to favorites*
mfmylifesrsly 30
6 are you not wearing pants? how modest of you..
happy_dino 6
How old is he anyway?!
MetalHead93GB 0
6 if you were babysitting me I'd want to see yours too... oh wait u already have, last night ... when you were getting changed ... your closet was slightly uncomfortable but it was worth it... ;)
coolsteve 0
6's picture is probably fake and she probably really looks like intoxicunt
KarateDuck 0
yeah sorry about that you're just really cute.
jackdbomber 0
6 just look at yourself. kids can't be blamed. you have got a nicest pair.
thatisjank 0
#18 If he was 12, she wouldn't be asking if he was hungry.
KiddNYC1O 22
if he was 12 she wouldn't allow him on her lap...
turbenmaster 0
I love you XD
theFMLwhore5 0
**** or GTFO.(;
tweetbaby14 18
wow it's amazing how many creeps are on this app. and 6 maybe the child wouldn't have said it to you if you didn't put them on display for the world to see. OP most likely you were doing the same. honestly it's sad that you have to show cleavage just so they'll give you attention. I'm glad my iPod won't let me put up pics.
theFMLwhore5 0
yeah #6, you need to cover them up.. youre giving yourself the WRONG kind of attention..
tackattackjoey 0
**** or GTFO. couldn't have been put any better. lol
KiddNYC1O 22
GTFO is my COD clan tag lol
Chrisskiies 0
Lol mine is BAMF. kid haha
frieman123 0
you got a picture? lol
mayapril 0
haha can't blame a kid for trying
KiddNYC1O 22
lolol
theFMLwhore5 0
PS3 FTW :D
youngrob 0
damn 6, I wanna see your *******
SpartyOn91 0
damnnnnn 6
BallinJ 0
He knows the rules and so should you. **** or gtfo
99chevyz71 0
hey if i saw u i would ask the same thing lol
maskedman 9
Wow! tweetbaby is the best troll ever. I laughed so hard at his or her comment.
nikalb3 0
I can see y
IsaacYorkHawk 0
#142: 12 year olds get hungry too. ****, I'm 26 and I get hungry sometimes.
DisturbedCupcake 3
If she did that I'm sure he would get a peek... Or a lick. lol
MarkerofMagic 0
theFMLwhore5-- you got a ps3??
masterofdeath 0
lol he's a lil kid he don't know better
immazombeastxD 0
tell him they're so saggy you have to kick em when you walk. Maybe he'll change his mind?
danb1986 0
this kid is a legend. Laddish Banter
danb1986 0
this kid is a legend. Laddish Banter
chopra 0
Mary is sexy if I was the kid I wud rip off ur shirt and suck them dry.... milky
chopra 0
u shud have asked if he was thirsty and wanted milk.....
PanteraRules 0
8 is right, don't blame the kid boobs ARE AWESOME
blink_babe 0
wow 37 is hott lol
tweetbaby14 18
176- I'm not trolling I'm telling the truth. also I'm a she.
biggiesmalls15 0
I love your name lol
welltaketheocean 0
Agreed
imway2sexy4u 0
hey fmlwhore5 ur gorgeous ;) and btw love the name =D u have ps3 ?
jjusn 0
a bunch of haters on here, 6 is bangin
Rhanno 0
or maybe she should just cover up??
Misguided_Ghost 0
6 is a fcking ***** that needs to put on pants, jk. You'd make a great langerie model. ^_^ js.
lovesuckz123 0
lol xD
rickusa 1
Well # 6 with a ******* like yours who wouldn't... just saying
michelleclarke 0
awe! he's just curious. show him how things work, you might get a tip.
flcl2 2
uh...yeah, Mary...keep telling yourself that, k? btw, you're confusing attention from guys wanting to just **** you vs wanting to marry you. but if easy, shallow attention is all you're after, I guess that's fine for a bimbo.
gt2933 0
well u are hot. js
kocoman500 2
6- I can see y it happened...
rfngxhhshi 0
what is *******?
anjelica51 5
I was wondering that too
FYMcNuggetts 0
what does gtfo mean?
OneShotSnipa 0
#6 can I see your *******
awkwardturtley 0
Little kids really are awful pervs nowadays -_-" my lil bro frequently attacks my friends Dx he's 5 we are 14-16.....
pussylikka69 0
i agree with you
NzxtZ06 0
This kid is Pro
Pearljammer001 0
win
Ace_In_Spades 0
I wouldn't be surprised... lol jk
Pimpshine99 0
dat kids's a f*ckin pimp in training
Erreul 0
Lol, I wonder if you had your **** almost hanging out at the time like you do in your picture
mayasylvia 1
70- hahaha true...
jokerman7734 0
OMFG UR HOTTT
SKI_MASK 0
6- well ur **** do look nice ..
alex1432 9
that kids a champ
Raw_Gamer 0
lol who can blame them, you look beautiful. but yea kids start to obsess with boobs at early age these days.
prettyteen 0
ur hot ;)
kaseyslifesucks 5
Well, you can't really complain. Judging from your profile picture, you seem the type to put the girls out for show.
kaseyslifesucks 5
Well you can't complain. Judging by your profile pic, you seem the type to put the girls on show.
ummiforget 0
Already?
sleepy4932 0
U must have big *******
daddysgirl8 21
Get the **** out
missjonas15 0
lol that's a sick kid
The_Fonz_fml 0
YDI for having ******* that a little boy wants to see.
Benelli_SkM 0
No. He's just awesome.
iranoutofnames 6
haha niice! cheeky little guy.
Sleep_On_It 0
oh damn 6 is hot as ****,with a nice pair too :D i think i know u tho u look familiar O_o and nice pic btw best one ive seen on this site hahah :P
thatxgirlxthere 0
haha um... awkwarddd xD
wiggz1990 0
hahahahahaha u can see what this dude is gonna turn up to be
ArtIsResistance7 1
With a great young mind like that, he might become a physician! Then he can persuade his female patients undergo frequent breast cancer checks!
bt2breakskn 0
his dad taught him well lol jk
footballplayah 0
stud
kristir9426 0
definitely something the dad taught him! tell the kid's mom so he doesn't later do that to a teacher!
jweezy89 4
Why would you want to stop the kid from being honest and going after what he wants?It is quite refreshing to hear of kids taking the initiative these days, because alot of them don't go after what they want and end up cutting themselves in the bathroom with a ******* steak knife because they're pathetic losers that never got off their ass and got what they wanted.
pets7 1
well it's obvious you turned into one of these kids your talking about
Mirorbo 27
Fuhohohoho... They're learning younger and younger.
varunsolanki89 0
Well I am sure he could not resist..
seabass0911 0
that is ******* AWESOME
QWERTYCommander 5
That kid is a win.