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Today, I moved into my new place. My boyfriend and I were breaking in my new couch when, right as I was about to cum, the door unlocked and my parents and siblings walked in. They now know I’m gay and what my embarrassing fetish is. FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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bigdaddyeric 37

Who gave them a key? You? Get a 2nd bolting lock for those times dude! So, what’s the fetish???

ChakatBlackstar 29

Well, on the bright side, they'll always knock from now on.

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Comments (38)

bigdaddyeric 37

Who gave them a key? You? Get a 2nd bolting lock for those times dude! So, what’s the fetish???

Dodge4x4Ram 46

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

I have something negative to say. Why bother, everyone is so sensitive.

kujiens101 24

I’m offended.

eagleriverjohn 24

I'm offended that you're offended

pinkwho 13

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Maybe they didn't have a key. Maybe they used alahomra (Ala Harry Potter)

mikbrooke 25

its alohomora...

pinkwho 13

So I can't spell fake words.. Lol

SquirrelRabbit 25

It’s shit like that that verifies my conclusion that Harry Potter fans shouldn’t breed

mikbrooke 25

and why exactly shouldnt harry potter fans breed?

ChakatBlackstar 29

Well, on the bright side, they'll always knock from now on.

RichardPencil 32

On the bright side, your siblings didn’t laugh at the size of your penis!

Jorgen_fml 16

This story just kept escalating.

Saluton 18

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looks fake

kirby1964 20

Who picked the color of the text. Light blue on a white background. Not easy to see.

Lobby_Bee 18

"Oh son, surpri..." "Uh, hi mom... surprise!"

azouwa 26

Ah come on man. What a cliffhanger. What's your fetish?