Today, I was getting my chest waxed. The woman dipped the stick into the wax and hit her elbow, making wax fall into my eyes. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, when getting my eyebrows waxed, the lady cursed "oh shit!" under her breath, right after waxing half of my brow off. FML
Today, I was having trouble blowing out the last of the several candles on my bedside table. Exasperated, I blew as hard as I could, which sent hot wax from the other candles shooting into the air, all over my face and into my eyes. FML
Today, while waxing a client's chest, I forgot to have him turn his head. When I ripped the strip, I punched him in the face. FML
Today, I decided to wax my eyebrows. My entire eyebrow came off. FML
Today, I woke up with a wax strip on my chest and my girlfriend sitting next to me on the bed laughing. She pulled the strip. I screamed. FML
Today, I went to have my eyebrows waxed for the first time. After signing in the receptionist looked at me and said "Lip wax?". I told her no, my eyebrows. She sat me down and the waxer walked up, took one look at me and said "Lip wax?" FML
Today, while waxing my bikini line, my husband thought it would be funny to scare me which caused me to close my legs. I am now sitting in the sink with my best friend pouring hot water "down there" trying to remove the wax. FML
Today, I got my eyebrows waxed. The lady who waxed my eyebrows also decided to pop the big zit on my forehead. She charged me a dollar extra. FML
Today, while moving my wax burner away from the window, I spilled hot wax all over my hands, the wall, and in my electric fireplace. FML
Today, I was cleaning wax out my ears when my wife came barrelling into the bathroom, desperate to pee. The door slammed right into the side of my head and the cotton swab I was using was pushed all the way in and ruptured my eardrum. FML
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Top comments
amayaa_fml 7
oh my god :0 this seems like something that would happen in an episode of family guy
pertained 12
thats gotta hurt
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Comments (67)
chewbacca69 0
how is this a fml?
rottentomatoes 7
i think it hurt, but it wasnt too bad, i think? I have never waxed.
devileyekill 0
I know right? So what now you're permanently blind. toughen up, pussy.
Bubblerider 3
this is an fmd for f*ck my day.
pertained 12
thats gotta hurt
spoke1396 4
sue tht bitch
abi96 0
anyone else wondering how hairy his chest was?
KelseyLovesYouu 2
^i wass
cupcakemonster10_fml 0
me 2
Dr_PooPingDung 0
Now I whanna watch the forty year old virgin. FML
WeeGee_fml 0
damn you beat me to the punch! i was gonna make a crack about the 40 year old virgin. that movie kinda sucked but had it's funny moments
talun 10
That burns. Did you scorch compensation from her?
mercedes3210 6
Ouch, free eye wax!
amayaa_fml 7
oh my god :0 this seems like something that would happen in an episode of family guy
starile 20
Now you have SHINEY NEW EYES! Why don't you leave her a nice tip of a swift kick in the shin?
percawesome 0
Wrong kind of waxing >.> I've had strands get in my hair before, but ouch, OP, ouch.
percawesome 0
okay now I'm laughing thinking of someone getting their chest waxed like with a buffer for floors hahaha
starile 20
shiney new chest :D
FYLDeep 26
"Emotional distress". Remember those words OP.
ramboman19 8
ouch that sounds so painful! I'm cringing just thinking about it? wouldn't you go blind from that?
CoonAndFriends 0
Exactly. >,<
i_wuz_nver_here 31
I think the liquid in their eye would make it harden pretty fast. so maybe not.
olii_fml 0
I don't know if it would harden that quickly but that stuff is super hot
i_wuz_nver_here 31
yeah but it's not like it would just sit there and burn a hole in their eye.
SummerCheerGirl 0
daaanng
SkoomaKi 28
Says the American.