Today, I was at a restaurant when I heard a young girl telling her father she didn't think she was pretty. When I got up to leave, I walked past her table and told her she was beautiful. Her dad then punched me in the face. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was eating at a restaurant when a man came up to me and said, "You're pathetic for having lunch with someone that much older than you." My dad immediately got up and punched the man in the face. My fiancé's parents had to walk in the door right as it happened. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with a girl I really liked. She started crying when an overweight family walked in and loudly sobbed about how the parents were "murdering" their children. This made the father of that family try to fight me. FML
Today, my sister punched me in the face. My dad was actually annoyed with me when I told him. He said I'll never be a "real man" if I can't take a hit from a girl. FML
Today, I got punched in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. FML
Today, my dad stopped me mid-sentence and said he wanted to punch me in the face and set me on fire for using the word "selfie". FML
Today, I went out to eat at a restaurant. When the waitress saw me, she continously told me how beautiful and kind I was. Flattered, I just said thank you. Five minutes later, one of the ugliest girls I've ever seen in my life walked in. The waitress told her the same exact things she told me. FML
Today I gently tried to break the news to my now ex-fiance's daughter that her Daddy and I weren't going to get married after all (he cheated), but that I still loved her with all my heart. She responded by punching me in the face. FML
Today, while I was standing in line at the store, some guy insulted the girl in front of me as he walked past. She turned around and socked me in the face. FML
Today, my father decided to "prepare" me for the real world by telling me that I'm ugly. FML
Today, I was eating at a restaurant in town, when a small boy started looking at me. I simply smiled and went back to eating, only to hear out of the corner of my ear, "Daddy, why does that kid's face look like that"? He said it so loud, the three tables next to us turned and looked. FML
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papertigers_fml 0
see, this is why we can't have nice things.
Aria_fml 0
How is it fake? The dad could have thought he was hitting on his daughter. @OP: that was still a very sweet thing to do. :)
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Comments (223)
scateice 0
(im turning 11 next month) If I was in that situation, I'd be flattered but kinda creeped out unless its some one my dad knows they keep telling me im really pretty :) But if it was a random person then....idk
GamerFreak360 0
See this is what I mean when I tell friends and stuff that "People Are Fags"
BeautyAndBrains 0
Aww, it sounds like you are a really nice person. Everyone needs a boost, and if this girl didn't think she was pretty, then she definitely did. You had good intentions, and her father shouldn't have punched you. You didn't do anything wrong, and he's an asshole. I hope you weren't hurt badly.
hahayou12345 0
WTF? Why the hell did the dad do that for? Totally uncalled for and unnecessary. ******* douche.
andbreathe 0
ha that sucks but that was really nice of you!!! there are douches out there and the good thing is, you are not one of them.
almostouttt 0
rofllll !
Vandal_fml 0
You obviously had good intentions, but I think I'd be a bit turned off myself if a random stranger came up to my daughter and told her she was beautiful. Regardless, I think the father's action was definitely unwarranted.
Big_Blue_Sumthin 0
hahahahah wow **** your life that sucks!
ilovefmlife 0
lol aw your so sweet. just don't stop being sweet just because this happened :)
couragewolf9001 0
Excellent parenting. Use that as an example to follow for when you have a daughter.