Today, I was at a restaurant when I heard a young girl telling her father she didn't think she was pretty. When I got up to leave, I walked past her table and told her she was beautiful. Her dad then punched me in the face. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was eating at a restaurant when a man came up to me and said, "You're pathetic for having lunch with someone that much older than you." My dad immediately got up and punched the man in the face. My fiancé's parents had to walk in the door right as it happened. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with a girl I really liked. She started crying when an overweight family walked in and loudly sobbed about how the parents were "murdering" their children. This made the father of that family try to fight me. FML
Today, my sister punched me in the face. My dad was actually annoyed with me when I told him. He said I'll never be a "real man" if I can't take a hit from a girl. FML
Today, I got punched in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. FML
Today, my dad stopped me mid-sentence and said he wanted to punch me in the face and set me on fire for using the word "selfie". FML
Today, I went out to eat at a restaurant. When the waitress saw me, she continously told me how beautiful and kind I was. Flattered, I just said thank you. Five minutes later, one of the ugliest girls I've ever seen in my life walked in. The waitress told her the same exact things she told me. FML
Today I gently tried to break the news to my now ex-fiance's daughter that her Daddy and I weren't going to get married after all (he cheated), but that I still loved her with all my heart. She responded by punching me in the face. FML
Today, while I was standing in line at the store, some guy insulted the girl in front of me as he walked past. She turned around and socked me in the face. FML
Today, my father decided to "prepare" me for the real world by telling me that I'm ugly. FML
Today, I was eating at a restaurant in town, when a small boy started looking at me. I simply smiled and went back to eating, only to hear out of the corner of my ear, "Daddy, why does that kid's face look like that"? He said it so loud, the three tables next to us turned and looked. FML
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papertigers_fml 0
see, this is why we can't have nice things.
Aria_fml 0
How is it fake? The dad could have thought he was hitting on his daughter. @OP: that was still a very sweet thing to do. :)
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Comments (223)
SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
I would love it if someone did that for me. If someone came up to me randomly and said I was beautiful. That's so sweet! That father was such a jerk for punching you in the face! He obviously doesn't understand genuine friendliness.
slutsstud 0
hahahahahahhahahaha.. man YDI!!!!
poolshark 0
@#54 That is awesome. I am picturing one of those white utility vans with no windows... I had a roommate in college that called them "Chester the Molester" vans. (OP, if your name is Chester, please do not be offended by the coincidence : )
FMY_FYL 0
Don't feel bad, dude. That was an incredibly sweet thing to do. That punch was quite the overreaction.
effyourlizzife 0
so did you press charges or what? the hell is wrong with the dad anyways...
kellster 2
Aw, dude! Good try, total points for being a sweetheart! Pity her dad was such a jerk!
k10tree 0
Did you sue that guy for assault? Because you definably should have called the cops on that guy. Also, good for you! That was so sweet.
megsworld 0
Aww, that's sweet (what you did, not what the mean man did).
dg72592_fml 0
if she was like 12/13 and you're a guy, that's kind of expected. if she was like 6 or 7, that would be cute and the dad's reaction was uncalled for.
tiffanyxapril 0
wtf? so what if hes like 40 and the girls like 12? assuming he isnt a pedophile, this guy just wanted this girl to feel better about herself. he just told her passing by, its not like he was planning to stalk her or anything. guys cant even say something nice to a girl anymore w/o being accused of something negative.