Today, I was at a restaurant when I heard a young girl telling her father she didn't think she was pretty. When I got up to leave, I walked past her table and told her she was beautiful. Her dad then punched me in the face. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was eating at a restaurant when a man came up to me and said, "You're pathetic for having lunch with someone that much older than you." My dad immediately got up and punched the man in the face. My fiancé's parents had to walk in the door right as it happened. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with a girl I really liked. She started crying when an overweight family walked in and loudly sobbed about how the parents were "murdering" their children. This made the father of that family try to fight me. FML
Today, my sister punched me in the face. My dad was actually annoyed with me when I told him. He said I'll never be a "real man" if I can't take a hit from a girl. FML
Today, I got punched in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. FML
Today, my dad stopped me mid-sentence and said he wanted to punch me in the face and set me on fire for using the word "selfie". FML
Today, I went out to eat at a restaurant. When the waitress saw me, she continously told me how beautiful and kind I was. Flattered, I just said thank you. Five minutes later, one of the ugliest girls I've ever seen in my life walked in. The waitress told her the same exact things she told me. FML
Today I gently tried to break the news to my now ex-fiance's daughter that her Daddy and I weren't going to get married after all (he cheated), but that I still loved her with all my heart. She responded by punching me in the face. FML
Today, while I was standing in line at the store, some guy insulted the girl in front of me as he walked past. She turned around and socked me in the face. FML
Today, my father decided to "prepare" me for the real world by telling me that I'm ugly. FML
Today, I was eating at a restaurant in town, when a small boy started looking at me. I simply smiled and went back to eating, only to hear out of the corner of my ear, "Daddy, why does that kid's face look like that"? He said it so loud, the three tables next to us turned and looked. FML
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papertigers_fml 0
see, this is why we can't have nice things.
Aria_fml 0
How is it fake? The dad could have thought he was hitting on his daughter. @OP: that was still a very sweet thing to do. :)
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Comments (223)
bdirrrtyy 0
That was suuuper sweet of you. Please don't let him descourage from being the nice guy.
chjordan 0
That was a really lovely thing for you to do =] Don't let one asshole put you off being a sweetheart, keep up the good work.
Ginevra_fml 0
O thats really cute what you did....albeit stupid on the dads part. I wonder if she apologised and now you guys are dating or really good friends because of it! THAT WOULD BE SOOO CUTE~!!!!
fmylifedotcomm 0
are you a guy or a girl? 'cause if you're a guy, then i can see where the dad is coming from (minus the punching part) but if you're a girl then whyy would he punch you in the face? that guy is just a jerk. and btw that was very sweet of you =] also to #138...i'm pretty sure the OP is talking about a little girl...so it'd be kinda weird if they started dating...
T1979N 0
I call bullshit. Who the freak would punch an absolute stranger in the face in a public restaurant and risk going to jail? I'm guessing the father got pissed and told you to **** off, but I highly doubt he stood up and punched you in the face. Nice embellishment though. *roll eyes*
bipolaradhdfml 0
How can you possibly say he deserved it? Are you saying nice people deserve getting hit in the face? And I'll keep in mind that hearing people sitting near you talking is a bad thing to do. I know what it's like to be depressed, and a stranger being nice enough to try to cheer a sad person up deserves applause, not a punch to the face. It's not like he winked and handed her his number. He was just passing by and got punished for doing a nice thing. Clearly its people like those of you who say he deserve it that help make the world a shitty place. Even if he was 40 years older than the girl, he was just doing a good deed, and it hardly makes him a pedophile. People are making poor judgments based on incomplete information. How do you sleep at night?
BluEG0pher 0
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sexualchocolate 0
i dont get it but t was funny
cupcakexxx 0
It's not like he went up and said "hey sexy" - that would've explained that kind of response from her father. But he said beautiful, making it nice and respectful.
walkingontheline 0
I think that was really sweet of you, and that the father overreacted.